The Corrupted Wish Game

[LKendter]

I wish I could hit my driver 20 yards further.

Granted - the genie debates if you were talking golf, but takes you literally. You come flying down the road and hit the driver of the limo 20 yards further. The same driver that was to take you to the airport for your dream vacation.

You are arrested and convicted of manslaughter. You rot in jail for the next few years.


I wish that all terrorists would die tomorrow.

[Occhidiangela]

Granted - the genie debates if you were talking golf, but takes you literally. You come flying down the road and hit the driver of the limo 20 yards further. The same driver that was to take you to the airport for your dream vacation.

You are arrested and convicted of manslaughter. You rot in jail for the next few years.


I wish that all terrorists would die tomorrow.

Snort, what a drag, but at least I saved money on that vacation.

Your wish regarding terrorists is granted. They all die tomorrow. And the next day, the clever masterminds go and recruit some more, and start training them. Meanwhile, the undertakers go on strike, the bodies rot, and a pandemic begins, spreading far and wide. Millions die.

And the cockroaches just grin and bide their time . . .

I wish all cockroaches, and all cockroach eggs, would transform into 24 K gold tomorrow at 0500 GMT.

Occhi