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Epic One - *puff puff* - "Am I too late" - Emech

No screens and a defeat......oh well....

As I sit entertained by a visiting tribal band from Africa or some such place apparently, I contemplate my nations’ future. For too long we have sat idle waiting for such things to visit us. It is time that our name was known throughout the world. Yes I, Emech the 1st would advise my leaders to see that the French Empire would be revered as honourable and strong in the annuals of history. So, timidly I approach Louis XIV about my bold visions.

It is 4000BC. If our name is to be known, we must know others I reason. Thus I send a small group of warriors off in search of foreign lands. Having some awareness of the lands to our immediate east, they head North Westerly with pride knowing they carry with them the hopes of our tribe.

For indeed a tribe we were. But how things were to change. Those of us left behind saw no reason to excert any more effort than necessary (having been accustomed to a laissez-faire life-style) and thus settled on the spot and ordered up another generation of warriors to protect and serve our nation as seen fit at future times.

40 years passed and reports of water supplies to our north were received from our brave warriors. Thus it was directed that we should examine means of collecting the fish from the seas. After all, we could hardly rely on the odd passing boar anymore now that we had decided the caravan life was no longer for us. Our people needed food gosh-darn-it and fish is said to be good for the brain. We would be wealthy and wise for sure!

Another 80 years pass with little news as our village grows in peace. Still, our warriors request advice. Should they explore the unknown further or approach the huts in the near distance? We must meet people I advise. Head to those huts and make contact. And thus it was that the warriors moved SW.

3840BC - Oh what a year! Our settlement has indeed taken root. So pleased were the people with the new lands that we experience a massive land claim so that we officially occupied about 2/3rds of the known lands. Also, our warriors mad contact with our neighbours’ huts. Clearly in awe of our expansion they showered us in gold and promptly dispersed to the wilds. What? You think 3 large club-welding warriors approaching scared them off their lands? Never... we are honourable people. Truly it was their voluntary decision. Forceful occupancy is not the French way! Our brave warriors re-commence their exploration of the lands to the west.

3680BC - Our exploring warriors report what appears to be a coast to our direct west and write of their finding a "field of feast" to their North, where domesticated pigs roam free. Were these pigs once belonging to another great nation or simply the offspring of another hut-village herd? Further investigation was required, and thus the warriors were sent to the north and early thoughts of expansion entered our minds.

3600BC - A hook on some string. How simple! No more swimming out amongst the sharks to catch out meat! This fishing is a marvellous idea! But of course man cannot live on fish alone. There were calls for us to discover some means of breeding the known pigs nearby, but we would have none of it! We are warriors are we not? No, let us also hunt some game perhaps allowing further exploration as well as we search the wilds for food and friends.

3560BC - Some suggest that our newly trained warriors resented being posted on watch duty in town, rather then being out exploring as did their forebears. In revolt they rebelled and killed their king. Others suggest that perhaps it was poison. Let it be known that the REIGN OF EMECH rose directly through the unknown fish allergy of King Louis XIV. With no heir it was only "natural" that his most trusted advisor directly rule the people.

3480BC - As our warriors continued their searching of the NW lands, drawings on caves in the forest covered hills revealed that another had the noble goal of working their way towards nothing through multiple rebirths, or at least that was all we could figure. The discovery of rice fields north of this hill gave further rise to the notion that there must have been other civilisations nearby at some point. The warriors’ journey continued, as our own town prepared for expansion with children being taught the means to establish another town in some future time.

3360BC - The wasted years. Our wandering warriors reach a dead-end as a natural bay is fully mapped to our NW. No other civilisations found and no means of crossing the seas means that they must now retrace their steps somewhat. At least this journey should be somewhat shorter given their newly gained knowledge of the land and the mechanics of turn measurement.

3240 - A stone on a stick! Will our nations’ thinkers ever cease to amaze! Now we not only have a means of sublimenting our fish meals but also a means of defence! Perhaps we will train mighty "spear" wielders. Perhaps. For now we continue in the quest to expand via the establishment of another town with a future generation of settlers. With no immediate threats to our nation present, it is decided that the means of pig management would at least be researched. For surly the knowledge of spears would be means enough of defence for now?

3080BC - Having rested in our northern boarders, our wandering warriors commence their exploration of the NE. Some quiet expectation and fear rests amongst them as lions were seen to pass this way not many seasons ago.

2960BC - More pigs at the base of impassable mountain peaks. The mysteries of this previous pig taming nation linger on. Still, with only a narrow pass between the peaks we are relaxed about the security the "choke point" will provide. Satisfied of safety, our warriors head SW into the darkness.

2920BC - Lo - A scout approaches bearing word of a white haired male claiming to be an American. There is much speculation as to whether it be a wig he wears and why it may be sported. None the less we welcome his greeting, declaring peace amongst our peoples.

2880BC - Is there some convention to which we were not invited. No sooner do our warriors leave the American scout to his devices and prepare to further investigate the mysteriously tame pigs then ANOTHER messenger greets us. This time a rather imposing man suggests that "crushing the world beneath our sandals would be way cool" - We of course would have none of such silliness. Sandals on our shoes and leaves in out hair indeed. NO, these Greeks were told that it would be peace we seek.

2680BC - As our warriors decide to explore the regions immediately surrounding our town, heading south down our eastern boarders, we discover foreign lands. A warmongering Mongol makes much of his perceived strength and despite the temptation to call his bluff we again re-iterate our desire for peace and continue on our way.

2600BC - FENCES!! Of course. By restricting the animals movement we can control their life cycles, breeding and milking as our needs demand. At last those free-range pigs will be controlled providing bacon to the nation. Hmmm - bacon. Being somewhat concerned with the proximity of the Mongols our research moves towards shorting our spears and expelling them at force. Meanwhile the discovery of some fancy blue dyes on our SE boarders suggests that we might attempt a settlement claim in that direction when the time comes. After all, why shouldn’t we French have the finest coloured clothes? The warriors return to their westward journey, to scout out southern boarders and examine if we can fish the waters near the dyes.

2520BC - Their discovery of wide waters and cows to our SW inspires us with joy. However the true celebration is the greeting provided from some peaceable warriors representing some elder individual from India. Despite his condescending tone (us? annoying? hardly....) we welcome peace with this civilisation also.

2480BC - And there is parties in the streets as further land claims are made and our boarders expand. Regrettably there is no new resources made available to us, but the upcoming expedition of our settlers will surely rectify that.

2240BC - The woe and misery - a hut village is discovered to our Southwest. The hasty Indians however beat us to the spoils. Still, a race well won. We resist the urge to re-claim via the blood of the victor, after all we are nothing if not honourable! Still perhaps the Gods are watching, for no sooner is the village plundered than...

2200BC - VICTORY - Our noble warriors survive an unprovoked attack from some warrior bandits, our wise ones develop a bow and are directed to discover an efficient means of recording our dealings and the Indians are attacked by wild wolves. Whilst we take some pleasure in this natural justice, we are also happy to report their survival, although surely in need of care.

2120BC - The discovery of horses to our far SW prompts some indecision as to where our future expansion best truly lies. It is decided that we will settle to the SE, letting our boarders protect us until such time as new settlers can be raised to tame the horses to our SW. In recognition of this our wandering warriors return eastwards to prepare for the defence of the soon to be settled boarder town, and a scout is ordered up to continue the fine work these founding fighters have done.

1975BC - An international survey has found us only 2nd to the Indians in the culture stakes and we are reliably informed that some have decided to worship cows. Cows I say! I could understand the worshipping of the mysteriously tamed pigs, but cows?

1900BC - Our expansion commences. Orleans is founded (as planned) to our south-west. On the advice of others perhaps wiser than ourselves, we settle inland sacrificing the immediate claim to the dyes. We do not fear however as surely our esteemed culture will see our boarders expand to ensnare all the varied resources available to us in the immediate regions. With two towns established and cows to fence up, a worker commences training in this new city as our warriors arrive to defend it from would be oppressors.

1800BC - As our Parisian scout commences his (automated) journey SW, a Bowman is trained to enhance the defence of our fine Capital. Yes it is pleasing to be able to claim that title for our town as we are now seen as an expanding nation with the highest score (173) of all known civilisations. A nagging doubt remains however that this is just the calm before the storm.

1700BC - Orleans celebrates as its boarders expand as expected, claiming both nearby cows and dyes. We hold our breath in expectation of our soon to be skilled worker group prepares to bring forth the means to display the bold purples of our cloths.

1575BC - Writing is discovered. At last we are able to record this history in a form that can be truly understood by others. Despite calls to sail the oceans or mine the hills, we instead embark on a means to build better houses and storage devices out of dry mud.

1450BC - A far distant land prays to the one God in wailing voices near a wall. We wonder what all this religious revolution is about and consider perhaps commencing our own sometime down the track. In the meantime our first archer makes his way towards Orleans to strengthen our defences there and another one is placed in training to protect our glorious capital.

1325BC - Upon the archers arrival in Orleans, a worker is ready to perform his duties. Having trust in the people the worker is automated. It is suggested this is lazy and uncommon amongst other honourable leaders, but these calls are shuggred of as this leader is mindful of the bigger picture and leaves the micro managing to his entrusted servants. A new settler is called upon to be raised in order to claim the horses to our SW and ensure that our fair nation continues to prosper.

1250BC - Celebrations over the discovery of pottery are abandoned when news reaches us that our brave scout has been defeated by lions. Mothers morn the years of sacrifice that went into their creation. Despite the slow growth of the nation there is public outcry and Emech the 1st resigns as leader, passing the rule to the "leader of the people" Mccrae. Mccrae immediately takes steps to appease the people, calling the great minds to commence the study of the ways of religion. He is aware that the nation is lagging well behind in this field, but he is a leader of the people, and the people demand happiness. Thus it was. Pleased with the training of the Parisian archer, he turns his attention the feeding of his peoples ordering the building of a granary so as to prepare for droughts that may in future days occur. And so many years of construction will pass with little exploration of the rest of the world.

1175BC - And lo it came to pass that the age of diplomacy had arrived. It appeared that a Mongol scout was unable to explore further without permission to cross through our boarders to the west. Yet it was India who made the first request for the exchange of boarder passes. With no units to scout further at this time there was no opportunity for France to make use of such a policy. Further it suited us to delay our warmongering neighbours exploration efforts by refusing access to their scout. Therefore in the interests of fairness to all, this request was denied.

1100BC - The Greeks request for open boarders was also denied in accordance with precedent. Mccrae did not feel this was a huge loss to his neighbours given that the lands to the west denied to them had a little but a shore line to show. It was felt better to have them uncertain of our nations size then confirm for them what was thought to be a potential weakness of position.

1050BC - At last France had some "higher" thought. The discovery of Mysticism excited many (despite its long overdue usefulness) Being aware of the Mongols expansion to the east and the waters to the west, in a rare practice of foresight Mccrae embarked in the research of the means of expanding across those waters to provide growth opportunities.

840BC - Amidst public concerns about what appeared to be a lack of any development or action on the behalf of Mccrae, barbarians dared to approach our cities from the south. Although they were noticed several years earlier, Mccrae kept his defences in the cities rather than meeting the foe in the open and after many years the expected boarders request from the Mongols arrived. Genghis appeared quite stern in his approach clearly frustrated by his scouts inability to explore further. In the interests of maintaining peace, and indeed opening the possibly of receiving aid against the approaching barbarians this request was granted. Mccrae long wondered what effect this would have given the previous denial of passage to some of his less aggressive friends.

820BC - Just as Mccrae was wondering if there were any others on this fair land of us, an emissary of the Aztecs introduced himself. Sensing that this warrior tribe was "friendlier" then his neighbouring Mongol nation he quickly declared peace amongst the peoples in the hopes of developing a strong military ally should the need later be found.

780BC - A report of the nations showed that as feared, Mccrae had lead his people to a weak position. The nations power was said to be "pathetic". Despite his calls for patience as projects developed, Mccrae was summary castout for his perceived inaction in protecting the true interests of the nation. A wide search for a new ruler was made, and an illegitimate child of Emech was found. His mother claimed the child was found amongst some tumbleweed on the plains. Whilst she had called the child Mesos, he was crowned Emech II. As would be expected in this same year the granary was completed in Paris. Emech II of course took the credit for Mccraes’ foresight and immediately strengthened his popularity by training another contingent of archers to protect Paris from the roaming barbarians.

760BC - Emech II status as a leader was further raised when these years saw the final preparations of a new settler group. It was of course forgotten that it was Mccrae that had instituted their original order. Emech II set about training more archers for Orleans protection and sent the settlers on their way to settle the "promised lands" of horses to the SW.

720BC - The settlers hastened a quick retreat as the barbarians aggressively approached them and the faint outline of a barbarian boarder was seen settled on OUR horses. It also appeared that some Indian warriors were trapped on our western boarders. Perhaps they would lend a hand ridding the lands of the foul smell of the unwashed?

680BC - Sailing is discovered and some mysterious means of stone working is to be researched in the hopes of further protecting our cities at some later date, whilst our settlers complete their retreat to Orleans to await the arrival of their archer escorts.

640BC - India again requests open boarders and Emech II happily agrees given his predecessors grant to the less polite Mongols. Sensing an opportunity he then sends his settlers to the East in the hopes of settling on the coast beneath the Mongols thereby avoiding barbarians for the moment and securing access to the ocean for expansion. There is some consideration about the liberation of lands from the Mongols that such an action MAY cause, but it is deemed that at this stage that remains an unknown possibility and can be dealt with upon the settlers arrival. They do, of course take an armed escort with them.

580BC - A new scout is ordered from Orleans once the archer reinforcements are complete. There are calls for a library to be built in Paris, but this is put aside for the moment as the completion of its archer reinforcements is some time off (the last lot been sent escorting the settlers) and other needs may be more pressing at that time. The settlers arrive at the coast. Engineers suggest an off-shore location for the building of the town, and indeed it appears that Mongol boarders would be affected should the land be settled. The Mongols are contacted in the hope of offering compensation for their potential loss, but it seems we have not yet the means of offering such to them. Thus Emech II was faced with a momentous decision. Despite his desire to move the nation forward, and the argument that Genghis did have the advantage of the first years of open boarders (which was denied to others), Emech II deferred to the constitution of honour and withdrew his men to refocus on the reclaiming of barbarian territories. There was great fear that such a move would negatively effect the French nations future, but it was deemed the right thing to do.

520BC - In the settlers retreat to the West, it is noted that settlement beneath the engineers recommended spot would have no immediate impact on the Mongols existing boarders and remain on the coast. The cities proximity to the Orleans (and thus "poaching" of resources) was a concern, but Emech II took the view that this was rather a good sign of the co-operative nature of the French and ordered its honourable construction non-the-less. Perhaps this was out of fear of barbarian strength? Emech II would be heard to say "discretion is the better part of valour - we may yet need our exsisting troops in the defence of our current boarders rather then lose our few available resource to an as yet strength undetermined foe" - take that as you will. And thus Lyons was founded and immediate preparations for its defence via archers were made.

480BC - The means of masonry are made. Having forgone the opportunity of securing horses, the means of their riding is left for another day as instead means of retrieving more varied rocks from the ground are researched. Some cowboys said this was mean, but Emech means well and hopes that this discovery may mean more means for the nations economy. If you know what I mean. Meanwhile satisfied with the defence of Orleans, and having sent another scout out into the great unknown, a granary is ordered to further facilitate the nations growth. To the west, some Parisian archers tentatively approach the barbarians territory to see what future our nation faces there, discovering "Aryan" to our immediate south. As feared, Aryan is heavily guarded by 3 archers, and so our sole troop head west to scout out what is expected to be a 2nd barbarian city.

440BC - The larger barbarian city of Alemanni is discovered, but despite its size it is defended with fewer archers. Deciding to strike before these heathen grow reinforcements are called to assist in the first battle of the ages.

420BC - Things take a further turn for the worse as the Mongols cancel our open boarders policy. We are greatly aware that this disadvantages us since his boarders block our eastern movements. Still it is not all bad news. Our scout still has an opportunity to explore beyond their lands , Orleans is successfully joined by road to Paris and the barbarians remain contained in their cities....for now.

400BC - whilst our troops await reinforcements before commencing the barbarian liberation we are approached by America for open boarders. We gladly accept (although again there is no immediate benefit to us) in the hopes of what is expected to be a much-needed ally. The Aztecs are likewise afforded this luxury. More archers are raised for the cause and at advisors request a settler is ordered for the still planned expansion to the west.

380BC - Greece request we cancel our open boarders with India. Noting that Alexander is (surprising) below us in word standings we politely refuse this request. Meanwhile the scouts opportunity to explore past the Mongol boarders is frustrated as Ning-hasa expands its boarders to the NE. Genghis refuses to open his boarders to us and so again there is much grief at the wasted lives invested in the scouts development.

340BC - The Aztecs also request we cancel our deals with the Indians. This, again, is politely denied. We discover mining and, frustrated by our poor trading opportunities, commence the development of the alphabet to better facilitate communications. With some alarm we note we only have 2 gold in the treasury and we are losing -5 per turn. The governors are ordered to emphasise commerce, and science is regrettably lowered to 80%. The Aryan barbarians commence an attack on one of our approaching archers firing the first salvo in this war. Emech feels fully justified in the decision to take their towns without mercy no longer driven by the desire for horses but instead seeking justice for his people.

260BC - Genghis also approaches us about our boarder policy with India. Sensing that there must be something to it if 3 nations make such a request, and looking for the re-opening of Mongol boarders to our scout, Emech agrees, and regrettably Genghis doesn't. Indeed...

240BC - Genghis DECLARES WAR. Archers are immediately recalled from the barbarian boarders.

220BC - Mongol archers approach Paris. Orleans boarders expand with no effect on Mongol boarders and failing to provide any additional resources which Lyons had not already claimed. Of course with the declaration of war, perhaps this is no bad thing.

100BC - The Mongols bypass Paris and head from North towards Orleans and the East towards Lyons. Lyons is clearly under-defended, but Emech concentrates on reinforcing Paris and Orleans as the Parisian setter is placed on hold and all cities develop archers.

40BC Orleans archers successfully hold of 3 Mongol archers and a warrior, gaining a promotion in for their efforts, which of course was a 20% in city defence. Emech prefers to let this advantage be made use of and holds of on a retaliatory attack, preferring that the Mongols bring the attack to him. This is partly due to his lack of knowledge as to if an attacking unit has a bonus.

20BC - Genghis complies and loses another two archers to the French defensive forces, providing for another group of archers' promotion and clearing our boarders of Mongol troop encroachment.

20AD - The Mongols don't send any more troops in, the Aztecs have a sole scout moving through out boarders and the barbarians decide that perhaps it is time to make a nuisance of themselves and approach out SW boarder.

60Ad - Lyons position seems poor. Despite surviving the Mongol invasion (perhaps thanks to Genghis focusing on Orleans instead) the fastest it can produce anything is 22 turns (whatever that is) Still given our war status an archer is ordered.

100AD - In the interests of self-preservation (although some have suggested revenge) Emech approached his neighbours for assistance in the war (which in truth has seen no further troop movements from the Mongols since the defeat 20BC). Alexander "has enough on his hands" but accepts open boarders in the interest of peace. Despite their willingness, the Aztecs don't see how such a call to arms could be arranged. Despite Americas' warning as to the Mongols nature it seemed they didn't like us enough to assist and India refused even listen to us. It seems that in this world we were alone.

120AD - the Mongols remain quiet, but the barbarians make an advancement upon on soils.

160AD - the barbarians’ initial attack on Paris fails. Sensing no further troop movement from the Mongols, and wanting to not face two fronts, Emech approaches and receives a peace treaty with the Mongols. Troops are gathered for an assault on the Barbarian towns.

180AD - Further barbarian assaults on Paris fail, providing further enhancements to our troops.

210AD - The barbarian assault on Paris continues to no avail. We sustain no losses and quietly build our forces for the assault. A world report states that Greece is in fact less powerful than us (a side benefit of the war induced troop creation perhaps) but we remain at the bottom of the score table (316)

220AD - Greece declares war on India - the current score leader (596)

290AD - Our troops arrive at Aryan to the south of Paris and the attack commences. We lose three archers and a warrior to their one archer. Two archers remain entrenched in the city, though weakened.

300AD - Our remaining warrior receives double city attack promotions. Fresh archer reinforcements approach from the east. Weakened, our remaining warriors retreat to join with them.

310AD- The two remaining archers in Aryan are fully healed. With only one warrior (although enhanced) and one archer left to attack with, the assault is postponed pending arrival of fresh troops.

330AD - Greece approaches with a request to assist in his war against India. With an active enemy to our south, a passive enemy to our NE and his refusal to assist in our time of need he is politely refused. We do however exchange bronze working for the alphabet, perhaps reducing his disappointment some what. Given our current situation we continue our war research with efforts focused on iron working.

340AD - Aryan archers attack our fortified troops (in the NE corner of their boarders) to little effect. Two archers remain in their city following their defeat.

350AD - Washington offers us Iron working for the alphabet. We accept in the interests of maintaining strong relations. They refuse to share horse riding and fail to see a deal in regards to meditation.

360AD - With other advances more than 30 turns away (whatever that is) Emech follows his cultural leaders advice and endeavours to investigate if there is just one God, or in fact many. Finally the books show a positive income flow, yet science remains at 70% to facilitate this. Fresh troops arrive from Paris to assist in the Aryan assault, however they have now doubled their numbers and appear well trained. We press our luck losing a warrior and archer to little effect on their defences. This may be a protracted battle.

370Ad - We endure their counter attack as they lose two archers and provide us with a first strike chance promotion. Our troops weakened (and despite the risk of more troop production as evidenced in the last delayed attack) Emech orders his troops to heal before pressing further, also allowing more reinforcements to complete their journey to the front.

410AD - Whilst recovering with no further attacks from the barbarians, the Mongols re-declare WAR. Although not surprised Emech II is visibly stressed about the prospect of a two front battle. Having moved troops to the barbarian front which are now poised to attack he decides for one last push into Ayran before re-focusing on the defence form the Mongol scum. A round-table call-up sees no ally prepared to assist in the Mongol defence, and no trades being available to us. India remains defiant refusing to talk to us at all.

420AD - Mongol spearmen defeat our archer in Lyons. We lose an archer attacking Aryan.

430AD - Lyon archers successfully defend against Mongol Spear. Orleans archer moves to Lyons to reinforce. New archer ordered to replace. Our Aryan assault force heals.

440AD - Mongol spearman approach Paris. Aryan assault force heals.

450AD - Mongol Chariot enters boarders. Our Aryan assault losses two archers. The remaining archer is badly wounded and retreats to Orleans.

460AD - As the murdering Mongol chariot approached Paris, with no attack yet from its accompanying spearman, a much-postponed settler is created and sent on his way west.

470AD - The Paris attack comes! Our archers defeat their spears. The chariot sits outside the city. Orleans defence strengthens too 4 archers and a warrior as two Mongol axemen approach. Our settler moves to the hills between the pigs and rice paddock to the NW. An archer is sent to protect them.

490AD - Despite these pressures, our nation manages to conclude that there are in fact many Gods. Despite these pressures, the advisors seem intent on recommending cultural improvements. Despite these pressures Emech concurs and starts work on compiling books of greatness in the hope that they survive long enough to build a giant depository and therein perhaps learn a great deal more from our neighbours. Mongol chariot kills the archer on approach to new settlement to the NW.

500AD - Rheims is founded in the NW, but has no current defence. With everything taking more then 20 turns (whatever that is) there is little hope for much self-preservation there. With the Mongol invasion moved on past Paris towards Orleans, an archer is sent to assist Rheims. Pressing its advantage an Orleans archer attacks the weakened Mongol chariot to great effect. Emech II orders that no such attack be made on the sole remaining Mongol in our boarders (an axeman) instead allowing it to die against the city defences (hopefully)

510AD - A sword man and chariot approach from the far NE boarder above Lyons. Lyons defenders hold off the swords and force the chariot into retreat. The axeman attack a reinforcing archer on his way to Lyons from Orleans, succeeding in killing our man. Meanwhile a barbarian archer attack on Paris is also repelled by our brave defenders, prompting archer promotions in both Lyons and Paris. City defence is of course the order of the day. Again our Orleans archers hold off on the counter-attack to the axemen, sensing that whilst one of them is severely weakened, he is supported by a full strength (and superior) brother.

530AD - Alexander comes demanding to know how we came to acknowledge many gods. Boldly Emech II denies him, knowing that his position is not much greater than our own and his boarders too distant to provide any benefit or produce any harm to us. Seizing the day, a Lyons archer attacks the weakened chariot obtaining an easy victory. Buoyed up and perhaps over confident, the Orleans defenders decide to attack the encroaching axemen. One archer falls, then another. A third succeeds. Emech considers. Does he move another archer in removing the final weakened axeman from our lands. Emech II: the bold (as he was to become known) tried his luck...with a decisive victory. Twice the mongrels...opps.. Mongols had attempted to take our lands, and twice been repealed. Whatever criticism could be made of French attacks, its resistance was to become legendary. Our boarders were free of oppressors. Our cities intact. Ceasing the opportunity the Mongols are approached about peace. Although reluctant, once we share with them the wisdom of our many Gods a 10 turn truce is accepted. Emech II relaxes, knowing that an continued attack may have seen the loss of Lyons (which considering its resource drain on Orleans and it very slow production wouldn't be a great loss...although he never told Lyonians that) and the still poorly defended Rheims.

540AD - Alas peace was not to remain yet. The barbarians continued the assault on Paris, losing an archer for their efforts. Rheims finally received its first defensive archer, and our chariot killer receives his 2nd city defence promotion. Lyons also sees an archer promotion.

550AD - barbarian archers again fall to Parisian defenders. More surprising was Alexander again requesting co-operation in his fight against India. After demanding poly form us? And refusing further trades? We didn't think so.

560AD - barbarian archers again fall to Parisian defenders, providing an archer promotion as all existing troops return to city fortification status.

580AD - A quiet year of cultural expansion of Paris and Rheims.

610AD - Several years passed in peace. Orleans begun construction of a barracks (finally?) and Emech retires, handing the reigns to Chief Chiswick.

620AD - Aztecs come requesting the end of negotiations with America (why can we still not access diplomacy details prior to making these decisions laments Mccrae II) but is refused on the grounds of not annoying the worlds current score leader (720 to our last place 409) - he refuses to trade any other tech.

630Ad - After a period of peace, the barbarians again approach our southern boarders as the truce deadline approaches. Mccrae steals himself for an Mongol declaration......

660AD - Which does not come. Whilst the barbarians simply patrol the boarder without actually crossing the line.

670AD - It would seem rather that Genghis has been examining our progress, as he comes requesting the alphabet in the name of "peace" Despite many reservations Mccrae agrees.

680AD - The expected immediate betrayal of good faith war declaration doesn't come. The barbarians do enter our boarders though and progress towards Paris.

700AD - A distant land is said to develop wise sayings on fortune cookies. America comes requesting that we cancel our Aztec trade agreement. Choosing our sides Chiswick agrees, speculating that with America being the only current civilisation of a suitable size to take on the hated Mongols they make a valuable ally to have. Many suggest this was simply letting vengeance override prudence. Only time would tell. Despite this huge gesture, Washington remains cautious towards us and refuses to trade any tech.

710AD - A world survey confirms that we trail all the rest in technology and that America leads giving Chiswick some hope in his recent dealings with the potential ally. More reassuring is the announcement that the Mongols also trail the others. More surprising is the approach from the Indians regarding open boarders. Chiswick recalls the many requests to join the fight against India, but seeking friends where he can find them he agrees. Many speculate if this new approach to international diplomacy is folly, but Chiswick maintains: "we have sat on the fence long enough, it is time to develop bold partnerships" As expected India refuses to trade any tech in reciprocation of Chiswicks great gesture and some quietly comment that unprotected partnerships lead to disease, but Chiswick fails to take notice.

720AD - barbarian archers again fall to Parisian dofenders (notice the deliberate spelling mistake --- as opposed to the MANY unintentional ones bound to be in this report --- showing that this is not just a cut and paste comment)

730AD - barbarian archers again fall to Parisian defenders AND also to Orleans defenders...Orleans completes its barracks and orders up a worker to get some sort of development happening in our lands.

740AD - and there is much rejoicing a great works of literature is written. Now to go about finding the plans for that book depository. Hmm, what are all these numbers doing around here? Can't we do something with them? You! Go find out...

760AD - Paris produces a worker. Thanks to its focus on keeping the treasury in the black (1 gold per turn) it is deemed that it would take too long to create our library. Thus its production is turned towards a barracks and Orleans finds itself redirected into a building phase.

800AD - the years pass, and Genghis approaches regarding opening our boarders too him. Chiswick the risk-taker as he comes to be known agrees, reasoning that it may improve our relations and he may assist in driving the barbarians from our lands. "This man be a fool" many say.

850AD - many years of peace pass and … go on... Guess...Barbarian archers again fall to Parisian defenders. Alex comes again requesting war with India. Chiswick politely declines. Alex offers a trade of priesthood and meditation for our literature. We tell him to take his religiosity elsewhere (hoping to gain them from our great library...when that building gets underway...."Damn dreamer that Chiswick the risk taker" many are heard to say)

860AD - Alex closes his boarders to us. He refuses to negotiate. A Parisian archer receives his second promotion and Aztecs come a calling to discuss our Indian boarder agreements. Chiswick refuses their request. He also again refuses religion for literature deal.

950AD - Many years of peace pass when the Aztecs again request open boarders. Chiswick agrees stating this new agreement and proceeding years of peace being signs of his inspired leadership. "Years of boredom" many said, but as usual they were ignored.

970AD - Yep.... Barbarian archers again fall to Parisian defenders. The Mongols request we cancel trade with the Indians. Given that their position has now dropped beneath our own, and that others had previously sort similar assurances, and that Chiswick was scared of the Mongols (although that was never actually said...just thought and ignored) Chiswick the fickle (as he was called in some quarters) agreed. In an effort to strengthen our union stone was offered to Genghis, but was refused. "Apparently he doesn’t like us?" Chiswick was heard to exclaim.

980AD - BAAFTPD (I’m sick of typing that) - and we discover maths. Looking to increase the productivity of our ocean cities Chiswick requests that some new-fanged device for providing direction be investigated.

990AD - Rheims constructs a work boat and commences a granary.

1005AD - Genghis the untrustworthy cancels our boarders agreement. The voices against Chiswick become somewhat louder.

1010AD - Our pagan lands hear that opposites attract or balance or destroy others or some such nonsense. Chiswick is dismissive of Taoism development in foreign lands but again the voices against turn it up a notch. In a fickle move Chiswick postpones the granary of Rheimes and instead orders up a galley with off-shore expansion perhaps on his mind.

1020 - In a surprise move, barbarian archers fall to Orleans defenders, promoting them in the process. Some say it wouldn't have been a surprise if Chiswick was watching troop movements, but Chiswick ignores them. In a rare moment of indecision ("LOL" says many voices) Chiswick mingles amongst the Parisians to decide what to order up next, his preference for a settler being discouraged by a 30 turn (whatever that is) delay. Upon entering the city he discovers STARVATION in the city. Horrified he sets to fix the problem, visiting all other cities as well. This is the final straw. The voices rise up and deafen Chiswick. Being unable to hear anymore, he does not notice Damus sneaking (at full pelt with a broadsword) up behind him and assuming the throne by force. Damus orders a worker for Paris figuring that this would productively employ a population member, therefore reducing the food burden and in turn allowing greater food production as the worker does his stuff. He worried about if the game dynamics actually worked this way, and if in fact forcing a starving person to work was honourable, but decided that as leader his logic (even if mistaken) would be followed...even if it forced him into the shadows.

1025AD - BAAFTPD and then also fall to travelling archers making there way from Orleans to reinforce Paris. Damus, being far more decisive than Chiswick, but thinking on similar lines, authorises the Great library project in Orleans.

1040AD - Damus wonders if he choose the right time to take over as the en-route archers are taken out by barbarians and a large force of Aztec horse archers enter the boarders via Mongol territory. In an attempt to stave off an invasion he offers the Aztecs stone and rice for 3 gold for turn. Many say this is a wasted effort, but Damus is decisive.

1045AD - sees the Aztec retreat. Damus breathes easy feeling he has averted certain conflict. The Aztecs appear again and demand a cancellation of deals with the Americans. Reasoning that they are here and the US isn't, Damus decisively agrees.

1080AD - Damus takes great delight in seeing barbarians evicted from their southern cities. Many others show great concern as the Aztecs take up residence in their place.

1085AD - A Jewish man is ordained as a representative of god. Of course the French still only believing in the plurality of Gods dismiss any such notion as nonsense.

1095AD - India approaches us seeking open boarders. Wary of our new and old neighbours (Aztec and Mongols) and our precarious position between the two, Damus politely declines.

1105Ad - sees the barbarians destroyed and the Aztecs entrenched as out new southerly neighbours. World reports again confirm our somewhat backward status, but with the galley and a Paris worker nearing completion Damus quietly contemplates his plans to explore across the seas.

1110AD - Making the most of his new position, the Aztecs demand a cow. Damus caves, for now.

1120Ad - Perhaps it is their coastal location, but somehow the citizens of Rheims take to this King of the Jews. Damus wonders where such things may lead.

1125AD - the expansion of Rhiems boarders somewhat allays any fears Damus had about this spread of religion.

1150Ad - Iron resources crop up providing much cheer to those worried about our ongoing military weakness.

1160Ad - Despite the pressure to train up swordsman, Damus decisively orders an aqueduct in Paris to facilitate its further growth. Somewhat disconcertantinly a single Aztec horse warrior sits on the boarders of the town.

1180AD - Gnashing of teeth ensues when the great library is built elsewhere. At least that Aztec horse moved on, and the Rheim settler is ready. Damus counts his blessings and looks forward. "Hell, we have survived this far. How bad can it get?" he is heard to say.

1195AD - America comes requesting we stop dealing with the Aztecs. Damus decisively declines. The compass is discovered and having fallen way behind in the tech race Damus orders up Metal casting to attempt to get the economy going…sometime somehow. In a somewhat funny move the galley carries our settlers three squares south to land on the same continent with the hopes of settling near some just noticed horses in some sort of attempt to even up our troops with the now neighbouring Aztecs. "Tis folly" many said. Yet, Damus was decisive.

1200Ad - India request for Open boarders is again denied, yet we trade horse back riding for our compass which pleases the old codger no end.

1205 - Damus the decisive is challenged. The Aztecs demand a war against the worlds greatest empire, the Americans. Again deferring to his they are there, he is there logic, Damus agrees pleasing the Aztecs greatly. "Tis folly" many again say. Damus further strengthens the Aztec bonds by trading compass for the hither-to rejected religious tech. and swings an extra 410 gold in the deal. Tours is founded in the east, ironically requiring an expansion to obtain the nearby horses. "Tis folly" many again say.

1220AD - India again seeks open boarders. Figuring our new Aztec bond could handle it, Damus finally agrees. "Tis folly" many exclaim, citing Indias close ties with the US. Damus is decisive. (Hey, noone said he is wise)

1230AD - Orleans starts worshipping cows. Damus shakes his head......decisively.

1235Ad - the bright gold shields of the nations first spearman shine from Rheims. The people wonder if its granary will ever be built as Damus again orders a settler with dreams of overseas expansion.

1250Ad - Ghadni comes demanding we cancel our Aztec deals. "Dont be foolish" Damus decisively declares.

1255Ad - Aztecs declare peace with America. Relived, Damus dials up Washington to restore relations. Washington will have none of it, but Damus offers half his Aztec bounty (200 gold) and seals the deal, at least for 10 turns (whatever they are) a couple of resource trades later, and Damus is satisfied that relations are on the mend, even if Washington remains annoyed.

1310AD - Damus gets somewhat lazy at recording history, but that’s largely because little of consequence happens. Some swordman are trained, the galley returns to collect the soon to be finalised settler, Paris commences work on the hanging gardens ("cause we can" says Damus, "Tis folly" says the crowd) and the 10 years peace treaty expires. Orleans boarders expand quite a distance to the south and we take a screenie of the current world.

1315AD - Our new settler loads up with a swordsman and our galley heads north in search of greener (well actually less Aztec green) pastures.

1325Ad - Our settler unloads on a due north of Paris, and to the SE of Delhi. The galley is set free to explore at will.

1330AD - the people of Lyons reject the notion of a king of the jews being born and instead prefer to be just Jewish. Damus again shakes his head. Meanwhile our settler has too choose between the NE or SE wings of his triangular island, potentially imposing on either Aztec or Mongol lands. Having stronger relations with the Aztecs, and given the SW wings closer proximity to his own lands the settler moves SE wondering if again his actions were dishonourable. Given the unprovoked attacking of the Mongols in the past he doesn't lose too much sleep over it.

1335 - Marseillesis is founded on the island.

1355 - A world report reveals that we are more cultured than the Indians. "Well that's something" Damus exclaims. Metal casting is discovered and Damus delights in the possibility of forges and orders up "you know, gears and pullys and things" to further progress this "industrial revolution"

1365AD - India comes offering currency, and well currency (30 gold) for metal casting. Damus accepts. Marseilles seeks balance in all things adopts Taoism. Damus shakes his head as to the differing whims of his people and the tribute of gold that he knows is flowing to his rivals through the adoption of such superstitions.

1375 - The Mongols come demanding 170 gold. Damus caves. The people wonder will they ever be free of such bullying.

1380 - America comes demanding we cease trade with Aztecs. We politely refuse. The Aztecs then counter demand we cease trading with the Americans. Damus figures our relations can handle it and politely refuses.

1385 – “AT LAST” the people scream. The long awaited access to horses from the South-east arrives. Whilst pleased, Damus postpones any use of the resource till after the construction of forges.

1390 - Judaism spreads to Paris, Rhemis FINALLY completes her granary and Marseilles’s sees her boarders expand and our nations boarder unite.

1395 - Our first wonder is complete. The hanging gardens are built in Paris. Some say its because no-one else wanted it. Damus simply declares it was because he decided.

1405 - The Mongols come demanding we cancel trade with the Indians (again) - Damus caves (again) - the people wonder if we will they ever be free of such bullying (again) - this is followed up in 1410 by an open boarders request, with the same response.

1415 - although initially done out of fear (denied by Damus, but known to be true) - the 1410 boarder activation with Mongol FINALLY allowed our Lyons grounded scout to be reactivated and sent on his way east across Mongol lands into the hither-too unknown. Praises for Damus abound. Silly Silly people...

1420 - Buddishm spreads to Tours, and again Damus shakes his head.

1475 - Many years pass with only a little history recorded, where little actually happened. Most towns commenced forge and market production, a new settler was loaded up for the cross-sea navigation (although the reliance on a galley for this somewhat limited options) and Islam was founded someplace far away.

1490 - the discovery of machinery excites some, but only further demonstrates our lack of tech. Knowing that a domination victory was out of the question, Damus orders a tech beeline for the U.N. perhaps Frances only hope of success.


1500 - Chartess is founded on a island west of Marseilles and south of Delhi. Again Damus questions how honourable his action is, given a imposition on Delhi’s boarders, but throwing caution to the winds he again flirts with the shadows (and posts a clarification post to the forums)

1515AD - America renews its request for non-Aztec trade. Again denied. A successful trade for horses helps ease the tension though.

1530 - Tours boarders expand

1535 - As expected, the Aztecs want us to cease trade with the Americans (am I on a merry-go-round here) - again denied.

1540 - Chartess boarders expand, further encroaching on the poor Indians. We almost hope for a war, as perhaps here we can win. Our advisors remind us that even declaring a war first, whilst being honest is not being just.

1545 - Calendar researched, Optics ordered up. Having scouted across the large Aztec and Mongol territories, we finally discover the American boarder and the city of St Louis

1595 - many peaceful years ensue with coastal towns mainly developing harbours and lighthouses, Marseilles boarders expand. A tour of the cities reveals no starvation (thankfully) but health is a major concern.

1600 - Paris embarks on Heroic epic and we are again reported to be 2nd last in culture (ahead of Ghandi)

1610 - Aztecs declare war on Ghandi! If Delhi is their last city (and I suspect it is) then I foresee their extinction and our surrounding by Mongol/Aztecs. Damus suspects a VERY fragile peace, and decisively decides to retire while the goings good.

1625 - The people remain leaderless, and yet much progresses peacefully with optics being discovered this turn. "Change for changes sake can be just as damaging as no change don't you think" and so in the absence of a leader to advise otherwise research towards the U.N. via astronomy continues.

1650 - As expected India is destroyed. Yet Delhi remains. Closer examination reveals that it is in fact owned by the Greeks. Some of the nations guilt is allayed in the knowledge given there being no love loss with Alexander’s dealings with us. "Besides" they reason "it was that Damuss' doing...nothing to do with us. By the way, is it time we got a new leader or what? I mean it has been 40 years...."

1658 - Paris builds its heroic epic. The nation celebrates and calls for nominations for a leader. Meanwhile most inland cities start to train some crossbowmen.

1662 - America arrives demanding the cancellation of deals with the Aztecs. The crowds murmur as Washington awaits a spokesperson to come forward. John is pushed forward by the crowd. Clearly amused Washington asks...."Well”....” Umm sorry we can't. Would you like some Bananas though?" "Certainly," says Washington "and you may have some gold in thanks." "Well then, perhaps you might like some dye too?" "Indeed," Says Washington "and here is some wines to demonstrate good will amongst our peoples” The people cheer as they start getting drunk. John not only denied America his wishes but got some grog and dosh out of him!! A quiet hush falls over the crowd as a voice booms "Well, what’s all this then" - Although pleased, the Aztecs demand trade with America ceases. Somewhat buoyed by his recent success, this request is politely refused and the crowd renews its celebrations with John as their new leader. John however announces his retiring to bed having already devoted over 11 straight hours to the thoughts of the nation. And with that he orders a screenshot and falls into bed.

1682 - Having slept through several years, John awakes to discover most of his cities have continued swords & crossbow production, our scout has pretty much travelled all of the Mongol and Aztec territory and reports slip through that the American have discovered something called Liberalism.

1684 - Zhang Heng comes to town sharing his vast knowledge of Construction. With no elephants in sight John isn't overly pleased, but takes what he can get. Perhaps his enthusiasm was tempered by the recognition that there was a financial crisis. It seems there was less the 50 gold in the coffers and we were losing 5 a turn (whatever that is) and so it was with a heavy hear that production was slowed in each city to bring the budget back into balance. There was to be no surplus, and growth at Chartess, Paris and Orleans was halted but none would starve.

1698 - And it happened. Unprovoked our scout was destroyed by Khan. John quickly consulted his allies looking for support, but none was to be found. Compounding matters the budget was back in the red at -9 per turn. The people wondered if all those years celebrating should have been put to better use. None the less john rose up, ready to defend our boarders.

1700Ad - The battle of Lyons sees all defenders killed by Mongol knights with only the lose of a single Keshik to the enemy.

1702Ad - Lyons is destroyed. "Well at least they didn’t keep it" John is heard to say. "Tis the end of the world as we know it" the people cry.

1704 - Mongol knights commence the pillage of Orleans improvements.

1708 - The Aztecs and Americans both cancel deals with us and commence to war against each other. "Well, at least they are too distracted to attack us" says John "Well there goes any chance of allied assistance" says the people. The first battle of Orleans sees our spearman stand victorious against a Mongol knight. John is quietly pleased. The people are not so quietly concerned.

1710ad - perhaps this defeat surprise Genghis as he refrains from a further attack on the cities, preferring to destroy surrounding improvements. John use the lull to order more spearmen in other cities to aid in the defence of the Mongol knights.

1714 - The pillaging continues. Paris defence is said to have fallen to 51% The budget is now 2 gold (and -1 per turn) John crawls into bed and cries whilst the people continue to await the oncoming assaults.

1716 - Our allies fight each other, the Greeks threaten to join in the assault against us and the Mongols refuse peace with us having no more than towns of offer. John refuses seemingly preferring to see people die than hand cities over the Mongols. "he probably will" the people say.

1718 - Paris is attacked. A crossbow falls to a knight. Paris defence drop to 42%. John is reminded of our galley and the opportunity to load up, but our sole galley is boarder trapped many miles to the SE. Nation-wide panic ensues.

1720 - Paris defenders hold of a maceman and knight, but lose many more. The pillaging continues. "Perhaps those Mongols won't be so bad - at least they are more pro-active than John" the people are heard to say.

1722 - The battle for Paris ensues. Our brave swords kill off a catapult, but it was a hollow victory as Paris falls to the invaders. The Orleans hold off a mace man and for now sustain no further loses. Still, Orleans finds its boarders now separated from our own. "Hey, we now have a 11 gold per turn surplus" John announces. The people just shake their heads. "What, financial responsibility doesn't please them? They want an end to war? Very well" - The people just don't know what to feel as John hands over Orleans to the Mongols in exchange for a peace treaty. "There is just no pleasing some people" John exclaims.

1728 - And thus there was some peace. The Aztecs continued to ask our support against the Americans. John continued to deny. Our galley remained trapped between Greek boarders and Alexander continued to deny passage. "At least our sacrifice of Orleans has meant our remaining cities can be better fortified" john said "sure - but we also lost our wine exchange" lamented the people.

1730ad - Genghis comes seeking open boarders again. The people just shake their head as john agrees "in the interests of peace"

1732 - John laments the whole honourable constitution. "Damn it, if they can't be why should we be?" Desiring desperately for his Galleys safe passage he again pleads with Alex for open boarders but to no avail. Frustrated he remains knowing that to enter the boarder otherwise is to declare war. Whilst consulting the constitution on this matter he is reminded that he may never ask tribute from another nation. He seeks the head librarian to recall if any previous leader had cast them into the shadows.... and finds no such demand recorded in the history --- and yet Alexander insist that an "arrogant" demand has been made.

1740ad - America cancels its horse for marble deal. John contemplates his options when Aztecs next come calling,

1744 - The Mongol peace treaty expires without further aggression - John sighs a breath of relief.

1748 - A caravel is request for Rheims in hopes of seawards exploration.

1760Ad - quiet years as we enter the renaissance with the discovery of astronomy

1772 - Fear grips the nation as Genghis cancels open boarders agreements, citing our trading with his worst enemy, presumably Washington as he is pleased with Alexander and gets on fine with the Aztecs.

1778 - our caravel commences its exploration of the oceans. Greece enters a golden age.

1784 - In a surprise move, Genghis demands Astronomy suggesting we are ahead on tech? In the interest of peace John caves. Subsequent trade attempts reveal we are as far behind as expected, just apparently on different tech paths.


1786 - Deals with the Americans are cancelled at Aztecs request figuring we have little to lose and the Aztecs to gain. John is somewhat pleased to accept Monarchy, laws, Drama, theology and 30 gold for astronomy, and regrets giving it away so easily to the Mongols. Trying his luck he approaches other civs. America of course refuses an audience. "In the interests of peace" John accepts 40 gold from Alex for the study of the skies, changing his status from annoyed too cautious. Pushing his luck he asks for (and receives) an open boarders agreement, freeing his galley to return to the homelands. He further straightness Greek ties by trading fish for bananas. "We would prefer wine" the people say, but John takes what he can get. Freed from its boarder lock, our galley is ordered to return to Chartess to act as a bridge between it and Marseilles. John relaxes feeling "literally" intoxicated and wonders if his is in a fit state to continue ruling the nation at this point.

1794 - Rheims boarders expand, forcing our boarders to rest adjacent to Paris.

1800AD - John wonder what to do with 9 inactive workers in our cites as Tours completes its granary and follows advice to commence a theatre (despite fears of the need to enhance military defence)

1802 - Citizens of Rheims commence a religious quest to nothing. Like is predecessor, John wonders how much tribute others are receiving.

1804 - "in the interests of peace" John throws the budget into deficit by 10 gold per turn in exchange for cows from the Mongols. Genghis remains cautious.

1808ad - Charters commences work on a forge, having completed its granny. 2 Greek knights approach Rhiems as John commences to sack 3 workers in the hopes of recovering some gold towards the budget deficit.

1822ad - As Marseilles completes its barracks and commence work on a theatre, primarily to relieve unhappiness, John gives up all hope as cross-sea expansion as our caravel fails to find land to the east.

1830ad - Paper is discovered in our ongoing quest to found the United Nations.

1832 - Despite our small size we are surprised to learn we are the 2nd most wealthy (at 444 gold) civilisation on the planet (lead by America). Buoyed by this news, and with the resent discovery of paper, John goes shopping receiving dyes from the Aztec as a "good friend" (does this constitute a demand in contrary to the constitution - considering our many possible shadow crosses John accepts this grey deal happily --- especially considering the Aztecs appeared to want 22 gold per turn in exchange previously) While no further tech can be brought, John is pleased with his friendship with the Aztecs following the revelation that they have acquired riflemen, but disappointed that they feel the Mongols are "the bomb". An offer of 250 gold to the Mongols for Feudalism is rejected, yet John takes heart that that Genghis calls us "friend" though he remain cautious. 40 gold to Greece sees us secure a corn source., but he remains cautious and no other trades seem possible. In deference to his neighbours foreign policy he does not seek deal with the Americans.

1836 John laments his lack of access to advice screens as he refuses to convert to buddhism at Greeks request, noting that both Genghis and the Aztecs are more firmly beholden to the worship of cows. Post-negotation analysis shows the wisdom of this choice given that two of our cites (ironically the two island towns nearest Greece) have no knowledge of such worship.

1846 the Mongols (cautious) seek open boarders with us (although John was surprised to discover that such an agreement was not already in place) and agreement was made, facilitating our galleys ongoing return to our island cites (apparently some 28 turns away) to act as a bridge.

1848 Marseilles builds a theatre with no apparent culture expansion reward so returns its focus to defence by ordering walls. Rheims completes its walls and follows advice to build an observatory.

1851 Chartess builds it forge and orders its own theatre saying that the water crossings without that damn galley are just too hard. Meanwhile our caravel completes its coastal exploration revealing the outline of the continent upon which our nations are formed. In a desperate hope to maintain a budget of any sort, science is reduced to 10%

1855 the Americans demand we cease deals with the Aztecs. Given the preceding years of peace the French have received, John declines. Trade enquires reveal that both the Mongols and Aztecs have rifles and the Americans alone are interested in our resources. Deciding to respect our nearby neighbours, John maintains the trade embargo with the Americans.

1859 Charterss completes its theatre and continues its cultural quests via ordering a coliseum

1867 - the Aztecs deem to cancel their supply of dyes, but negotiation enables us to secure coal in a friendly exchange. Yet no sooner is these negotiations compete then they pillage nearby improvements and destroy a crossbow at tours. As small compensation, our galley is forcibly removed from their boarders shaving years off their trip to our island states.

1869 - despite falling to an Aztec knight, our defending swordsmen successfully sees of an invading grenadier. Genghis refuses to assist us citing friendship status with the Aztecs and encourages us to cease trades with the US (despite no active agreements in place). Greece likewise asks us to cease non-existent deals and likewise sees no way to assist us. Out of curiosity john approaches Washington (given the Aztecs backstabbing) to find out they have artillery and no intention of assisting us in our defence.

1871 - the Aztecs pillage many improvements, destroy our galley and cease control of tours. The only bright spot John sees is that two of our remaining cites remains off continent, and we still have our exploring caravel to re-call home as a bridging device. Montazuma seems intent of continuing the conflict, refusing to even see our raised white flag.

1874 - the citizens of Rheims panic as pillaging continues and several cannons wait outside her boarders. Montazuma continues to hear out pleas of mercy as our caravel is destroyed by Aztec frigate. John again cries in his pillow as the people scream in the streets.

1876 - the pillaging continues as Rhemim defenders bravely fight off a knight, musketman and rifleman. John flees to island k
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A valiant effort all around. It's tough as hell, living next to the two most psychopathic rulers in town. I had echoes of the original Epic One, when the Babylonians, usually such a peaceful people, descended upon me with 114 longbows (or some such). Crazy AIs.

The Khan almost wiped the floor with me, especially when Monty jumped into the middle of one of our wars. I swear, if the Americans hadn't saved my buns on a half dozen occasions, there would have been more than just one city burning.

So don't sweat it. Just build more longbows next time. wink

-Jester
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Quote:A stone on a stick! Will our nations’ thinkers ever cease to amaze!
lol lol lol

Your report was really funny to read.

I think for this one, we're calling "for a friend" requests of civs with whom you have friendly relations to be OK. We'll have to clarify that when we finalize the honorable rules for CIV. So it looks like you're fine on this one- honorable loss in 1942 AD. I hope you enjoyed playing the game, and that you'll return for more. smile
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Thanks for your very funny report smile thumbsup

Hope to see more of your Reports in the Future
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