[SPOILERS] Yossarian blames Caledorn

[YossarianLives]

Diplo time!

First, Care Bears sent us an email with the subject "Long live Claedorn, Yossarian and the Bears!"

Hi, great team Blame Caledorn. The Care Bears welcome your Quechua and wish you love and happiness!
The Care Bears

So I think we should send something short and sweet back:

Bonjour, mighty Care Bears! Thank you for the warm welcome. Our quechua Elayne is inspired by your copious and well-named cities. We hope for a long and prosperous relationship with your team.

Blame Caledorn

These guys are the runaways and they're going to have to be brought down before their lead gets too out of control. I don't think we really want too many deals with them, if any. Just a friendly but empty message is what I'm going for here.

To Dinosaurs:

Hi Team Dinosaurs,

We're very happy to meet you. Our humble country is located directly west of Rome. We think there are many opportunities for us to cooperate and help each other. Would you care to start with a NAP until Turn 135? Please let us know how else you would like to work together.

Blame Caledorn

I was pretty happy to see they got in touch with us so quickly. As the team on the other side of the mute Agg praets, we have every reason to work together. Looks like Dinos and GG have been spending a good deal of EP's against each other, giving me hope that maybe the Romans aren't going to target us after all. Let's see how we can really punish Rome if they do decide to go after the Dinosaurs.

To BowAivo:

Hi Aivo and Bowsling,

Cool, thanks for confirming our new NAP! We took our EP spending off you guys as soon as we got your graphs, so as long as we avoid spending anymore on each other, we can keep each other's graphs and focus on other teams.

Sorry about assuming about the Dinosaurs. Their post in the tech thread made me think they felt impacted by your moves after the reload. Coincidentally, we actually met the Dinosaurs this turn! Our quechua found their chariot southeast of the Roman borders. We also made contact with the Care Bears this turn. Contact really is coming in pairs for us.

We really like how well we've been able to work together. Let us know if you have any other ideas for cooperation.

Blame Caledorn

To EggHeads:

Hi,

We made contact with India and the English chariot this turn. GG has a settler in Neapolis. We're going to keep an eye on it and try to spot their iron.

And finally, to the Cannibal Ponies:

Hi Team My Little Marathon Cannibal Pony,

Thanks for agreeing to the NAP! We just met Team Dinosaurs east of us, and we see that you have OB with them, so there must be an East-West land wrap. Let us know if there's anything else you want to discuss. We'll be in touch.

Blame Caledorn

Whew, ok, that was exhausting! I'll send these in a few hours before I go to bed.