[SPOILERS] Team EggHeads: DMOC and TeddyKGB (Now Lurker-Friendly!)

[DMOC]

Turn 150 - 800 AD

Before playing the turn I got this message from Bisons.

Hi

ok let's go try to explain

i'm in position in PNB ( 2nd PNB out of GA i've 85% of sutree PNB ) and i'm ready to start my 1st GA. ( next turn ) very boost of gold and production i'm ready to be the very powerfull PNB of this game. i will be on rifle very fast to attack south. all the south i think, because i will have a very advance in tech.
since i have an ally, i can be more efficient than sutree. tech more fast, have more army because my ally support me and in return have help of me with my army, give him some advice, and protect together.

i can make the same with you. i will have rifle cav very fast and help you attak someone after my proper attak ( somebody, i dont really care ) by giving you unit for example. or upgrade your's ( i dont see that strategie who will be very powerfull U_U )
you can also support me and have your part. because i'm ready to tech more fast than 95% of the other's. and i really ready to honor my ally.


in this game, war will be very short. if a war is during, that will be = to lose the game. that why i dont want you attack me, because i'm sure it will not be a short war for you. and sutree will be the only winner of this.


i'm in position to tech pikeman when i want and upgrade my army very fast,( i can make 500gold per turn at 0 % tech ) in the same time i will tech powder, so you will have a lot of problem against me in war. i have already see a game in that your UU will be complety out with a good composition or army. BUT, you can choice my bord,

if you dont want a short extend, we can speak about a more long if you are afraid i come after you with more powerfull unit.
it depend how you want our relation evolved. and wicth type of cooperation you want to discuss.

to finish, i think i will beat sutree with diplomacie or spacial ship.

to be honest, if you dont attak me and sign a nap, i think i will be a largest leader than sutree. because i will dont lose time on futile war. and i think we can have an agreement for the future.
but i think your neighbor ( and me ) are already ready for your UU, and i can be the mean to you to overtech. ( not another , that is just sutree who can beat me in tech actually )

if you want i explain more just ask.

Bisons

From reading this, I can tell that he has no idea who's really in the lead this game. It's just the same with Asterix. Neither of them can or could recognize the fact that suttree and Oxy have already locked up this game. Bison's claim that he'll be able to take over southern land and win space race or diplo (WTF?) is absolutely laughable and ridiculous. I mean, doesn't this guy read the power and tech screen? He can talk all he wants about starting Golden Ages to get rifling and attack others, but SutOxy are already in a Golden Age, will get riflemen much sooner, and will already be attacking either Arki (likely) or classical_hero (less likely) before Bisons can gear up for war. Furthermore, his message doesn't take into account our intentions. Do we just want to let him walk to a win?

Also, if someone claims he's going to win space race, I'll trust him when he actually shows that he's capable of doing it. (His cities aren't growing any more, he has never changed to Bureaucracy (?) or Representation (really?), and so on.) To top it all off, he's playing his turns in 20 minutes, while SutOxy are combining for over 3 hours a turn.

Bisons is putting more stuff by our border. In fact, I kind of hope he does something like upgrade units instead of researching. I don't believe that he can generate 500 gpt without gold per turn gifts.

I am definitely never playing full diplo games again.