You Say Which Way: Revenge of Dungeon of Doom Alternate Endings 4
The tree walks clumsily, but it can move for yards per step. The tree shakes out the arrows stuck in its trunks, picks us up, and touches the traffic light cobblestone with the Staff of Smiting. Vegan Zim gives a backhanded compliment to the plant: "You're the fastest tree I've ever met. Not that that's saying much, obviously". One cast of the Staff of Smiting annihilates an "iron-reinforced oak door" but is harmless to some brambles nearby.
What does get rid of the brambles is a few hundred Infinite Axes from Brian. The tree reveals its identity as Exdeath in the following dialogue: "Thank you, little axe man. I am most grateful for your help, and truly sorry that I must kill you soon, but this may be my only chance". We're now in the courtyard, and the castle ruins are more dilapidated than in Back to Dungeon of Doom.
We walk toward the bone golem, and the tree greets its master: "Hail, noble Amethyst Sage. Behold, I have what you desire, a third skeleton from the other world". The tree "crushes Brian dead" but the narration doesn't explain how. Vegan Zim is "such a pacifist" that she wants to burn it up as a dragon. What rules do ethical vegans have regarding intelligent plants? THAT would be a question for Vegan Zim's "support group"!
Norman asks the tree what reward it would like to have for giving him Brian's skeleton. It says it just wants to "admire you magnificent golem", but the narration isn't falling for that line. Real Zim thinks we should "bash the bone golem" while the tree and Norman are distracted. Vegan Zim presents the option of "trash the tree". A third option for CHOICE #6 is to "slay the spire sage".
"You nod at Vegan Zim. 'It killed Brian for no reason. It deserves to die'. 'Obviously'. She transforms into a blood-red dragon the size of a house and breathes fire over the tree. It becomes a shrieking bonfire for a couple of seconds, then two charred human skeletons fall to the ground.
Two skeletons? One must be Brian, but. . .the tree was actually human too! Before you can work that out, Norman chants something in a spooky sing-song voice. To Vegan Zim's surprise, she turns back into human form, and she, you, and Real Zim rise into the air like helium balloons.
'There's no need to set fire to each other just to get my attention'. Norman descends the ladder. 'What do we have here? A dead hortimancer, and a therianthropist, and a rather average wizard? Were you trying to outnumber me? I'm almost impressed. But even a dozen magic users would be no match for me, the Amethyst Sage-I am a master of sorcery and shall soon rule two worlds'.
He walks over to the still smoking skeletons of Brian and the tree, frowns, and kicks them aside. 'No, no, these won't do, they're all burnt'. He looks up and grins nastily. 'Which one of you wants the honor of completing my bone golem? No volunteers? Then I'll use a charming little saying from your world. . .eeny, meeny, miny, moe'. On 'moe', he's pointing at you. He snaps his fingers, and. . ."
I return to Emerald Games, and neither Tina nor Jim are here. I can't remember their appearances, and I'm also forgetting their names. One TV shows the news: the 30 foot tall bone golem is hurling a cop car at a burning building. One cosplayer thinks it's a movie preview and compliments the special effects.
Results So Far
1 Good Endings
4 Deaths
0 Bad Non-Death Endings
0 Neutral Endings
0 Inconclusive Endings
The tree walks clumsily, but it can move for yards per step. The tree shakes out the arrows stuck in its trunks, picks us up, and touches the traffic light cobblestone with the Staff of Smiting. Vegan Zim gives a backhanded compliment to the plant: "You're the fastest tree I've ever met. Not that that's saying much, obviously". One cast of the Staff of Smiting annihilates an "iron-reinforced oak door" but is harmless to some brambles nearby.
What does get rid of the brambles is a few hundred Infinite Axes from Brian. The tree reveals its identity as Exdeath in the following dialogue: "Thank you, little axe man. I am most grateful for your help, and truly sorry that I must kill you soon, but this may be my only chance". We're now in the courtyard, and the castle ruins are more dilapidated than in Back to Dungeon of Doom.
We walk toward the bone golem, and the tree greets its master: "Hail, noble Amethyst Sage. Behold, I have what you desire, a third skeleton from the other world". The tree "crushes Brian dead" but the narration doesn't explain how. Vegan Zim is "such a pacifist" that she wants to burn it up as a dragon. What rules do ethical vegans have regarding intelligent plants? THAT would be a question for Vegan Zim's "support group"!
Norman asks the tree what reward it would like to have for giving him Brian's skeleton. It says it just wants to "admire you magnificent golem", but the narration isn't falling for that line. Real Zim thinks we should "bash the bone golem" while the tree and Norman are distracted. Vegan Zim presents the option of "trash the tree". A third option for CHOICE #6 is to "slay the spire sage".
"You nod at Vegan Zim. 'It killed Brian for no reason. It deserves to die'. 'Obviously'. She transforms into a blood-red dragon the size of a house and breathes fire over the tree. It becomes a shrieking bonfire for a couple of seconds, then two charred human skeletons fall to the ground.
Two skeletons? One must be Brian, but. . .the tree was actually human too! Before you can work that out, Norman chants something in a spooky sing-song voice. To Vegan Zim's surprise, she turns back into human form, and she, you, and Real Zim rise into the air like helium balloons.
'There's no need to set fire to each other just to get my attention'. Norman descends the ladder. 'What do we have here? A dead hortimancer, and a therianthropist, and a rather average wizard? Were you trying to outnumber me? I'm almost impressed. But even a dozen magic users would be no match for me, the Amethyst Sage-I am a master of sorcery and shall soon rule two worlds'.
He walks over to the still smoking skeletons of Brian and the tree, frowns, and kicks them aside. 'No, no, these won't do, they're all burnt'. He looks up and grins nastily. 'Which one of you wants the honor of completing my bone golem? No volunteers? Then I'll use a charming little saying from your world. . .eeny, meeny, miny, moe'. On 'moe', he's pointing at you. He snaps his fingers, and. . ."
I return to Emerald Games, and neither Tina nor Jim are here. I can't remember their appearances, and I'm also forgetting their names. One TV shows the news: the 30 foot tall bone golem is hurling a cop car at a burning building. One cosplayer thinks it's a movie preview and compliments the special effects.
Results So Far
1 Good Endings
4 Deaths
0 Bad Non-Death Endings
0 Neutral Endings
0 Inconclusive Endings
"I wonder what that even looks like, a robot body with six or seven CatClaw daggers sticking out of it and nothing else, and zooming around at crazy agility speed."
T-Hawk, on my Final Fantasy Legend 2 All Robot Challenge.
T-Hawk, on my Final Fantasy Legend 2 All Robot Challenge.