WW20: Legend of the Undercity

[Ichabod]

Coward people afraid of me. The scum thread must be blasting of theories of my powerrole to kill someone who helped lynched me. Meiz knew I was going to target him and unvotted. Clever Meiz.

Interesting to see. I managed to troll my way to my favoured lynch, while I never managed to reason my way to it in past games.

Any comments about this?

[uberfish]

GaiusMarius (6) - Gazglum Ichabod Mattimeo Meiz Q Rowain
Mattimeo (5) - Azza Jkaen Molach Novice Pind
Ichabod (3) - Brick Gaius Serdoa
Novice (2) - Bigger Lewwyn

Not voting - Ryan

The party reached the bottom of the slope, entering the central quarter of the old city. Most of the nearby buildings lay collapsed into heaps of rubble, with the noticable exception of what appeared to be a temple or cathedral. Its facade was crumbling and one of its glass spires had fallen off and now stood embedded in the ground like a twenty-foot tall dagger. As they headed forward to scout the building, the sound of reptilian hisses was heard around them and strange creatures moved from out of the rubble to surround them. They resembled large flightless birds, but with viciously sharp beaks and the tips of their wings terminating in hooked spikes.

"Hey, this really is just like Catacombs and Chickens! I must take a copy of that game to school when I get home", commented Akemi, dodging a wing slash.

"Too bad I had to kill that dragon, he'd have been useful about now if he wasn't a stinking traitor," grumbled Korgan, as he swiped at one of the creatures with his axe.

A few voices shouted amidst the chaos of the fight. "How did you know the dragon was scum? You must clearly have been in league with him."

"Hey, listen! That explanation is clearly stupid!" Navi the fairy piped up.

"Why the hell do we have fairies and little girls on this mission anyway?" wondered Jarlaxle.

Cho'gath grabbed one of the reptile-birds and devoured it messily. "The flavour bears a strong resemblance to chicken," he remarked. At this the rest of the pack fled into the shadows. The group saw no sense in pursuing, as they had their own internal problems to resolve.

After much argument it was decided that Dora, Sora and Akemi had been acting suspiciously.

"I'm way too young to be capable of evil deeds. Just ask my TV audience!" said Dora. Still believing in the innocence of little children, the group decided to trust her.

"Hey, if you're not lynching her because she's just a girl you shouldn't lynch me either!" pointed out Akemi.

"You scum won't take me down that easily!" declared Sora, pulling out his weapon, a giant key, and swinging it around.

While Korgan waved his axe, Akemi sneaked up behind Sora and gave him a shove. Off balance, Sora stumbled and crashed into the fallen spire, his giant key hitting it with far more force than seemed reasonable for a key. The glass shattered, and the bulk of the structure fell directly on his head, killing him.


GaiusMarius, Sora (Kingdom Hearts), Town Jailkeeper, was lynched day 2

Night 2 deadline Thursday 2200 GMT.

[BRickAstley]

Good job scum hunting y'all

[Meiz]

Korgan not so smart after all, shi*t

[Ichabod]

Oopsss....

Sorry, Gaius...

[Molach]

Good job scum hunting y'all

Accompaniment

Now, this is a story all about how
novice got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell how novice became the prince of the scum in Bel Air

Somewhere in Norway born and raised
In the sandbox is where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And just simming some Civ turns outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in his neighborhood
He got in one little fight but he don't got scared
He said 'I wanna help you kill off some good guys in Bel Air'

Ha begged and pleaded with them day after day
And he packed my suite case and followed on their way
Ube's gave him a role and then he gave him a quick-iT.
He closed his spreadsheet out and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

"First lynch, yo this is bad
Lynching this flug is no big tresspass
Is this what the village of Bel-Air talking like?
Hmmmmm I might be alright."
He whistled for a bus and when it came near
Everyone else said fresh and "Tasunke! Too eager!"
If anything he could see this much too scare
So he thought 'Now forget it' - 'Kill Brick in Bel Air'

But... he... could not convince it was much too late
So he yelled to the village 'Yo tas smell ya later'
But we weren't fooled again
He would finally err
He'll die on his throne, Prince of scum of Bel Air

[BRickAstley]

Good job scum hunting y'all

Accompaniment

Now, this is a story all about how
novice got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell how novice became the prince of the scum in Bel Air

Somewhere in Norway born and raised
In the sandbox is where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And just simming some Civ turns outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in his neighborhood
He got in one little fight but he don't got scared
He said 'I wanna help you kill off some good guys in Bel Air'

Ha begged and pleaded with them day after day
And he packed my suite case and followed on their way
Ube's gave him a role and then he gave him a quick-iT.
He closed his spreadsheet out and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

"First lynch, yo this is bad
Lynching this flug is no big tresspass
Is this what the village of Bel-Air talking like?
Hmmmmm I might be alright."
He whistled for a bus and when it came near
Everyone else said fresh and "Tasunke! Too eager!"
If anything he could see this much too scare
So he thought 'Now forget it' - 'Kill Brick in Bel Air'

But... he... could not convince it was much too late
So he yelled to the village 'Yo tas smell ya later'
But we weren't fooled again
He would finally err
He'll die on his throne, Prince of scum of Bel Air

I'll admit, I was wrong about novice. I still think his play was bad, but I will also concede that I got pretty bad tunnel vision, which is very poor on my part.

I still stand by though, I asked like 2 or 3 times, why such a big deal on Gaius, and no one answered yet he got killed anyways. That's why I'm frustrated.

I need to take a break. I feel like I'm channeling waterbat right now.

[BRickAstley]

Plus you have to admit the song was funny

[GaiusMarius]

Thanks for the game all, I had a good time. Now it's up to the rest of you to vanquish the remaining Heartless

[Serdoa]

GaiusMarius (6) - Gazglum Ichabod Mattimeo Meiz Q Rowain
Mattimeo (5) - Azza Jkaen Molach Novice Pind
Ichabod (3) - Brick Gaius Serdoa
Novice (2) - Bigger Lewwyn

Yeah, that lynch made no sense at all. We don't even learn anything from it because it was just so damn stupid.

Anyway, scum-leans:

Ichabod
Azza
Bigger (till I get an answer why he says he sent a PM when I never received one)