ELO hell in ranked, all from one game:
*Bans are Garen (!), Rammus, Nocturne, and Amumu, so not too crazy
*Our cap takes Xin. 2nd pick we take Janna (me) and Kassadan. 3rd picks we take Malphite and insta-lock Yi. Several of us type in chat questioning the Yi pick when we already have Yi, he says he can only play Yi (yes, this is ranked).
*Game loads, I notice Yi's summoner spells are Revive and Clairvoyance. Note: I'M playing Janna w/ Clairvoyance.
*In game Yi goes mia immediately on fountain.
*On teamspeak I tell others in channel that I just had an insta-lock Yi in solo queue who says that's all he plays. Ottiz asks "is his name Mathmind." His name IS mathmind! Ottiz says he remembered the name because how big of a deal he made about only playing Yi and how he either does really well or really bad. The rest of the team gets a kick out of this.
*I end up as mid Janna due to Yi afk. I still have triple creep kills at the 5min mark versus rest of team, who are all in the single digits.
*Yi comes back at 4:30 or so. He types that he's jungling. I ask if he can do that without smite. Malphite types "he'll be sure to Clairvoyance the monsters to death." Yi says he's fine since he bought 2 elixers with his gold.
*I type to all "So our Yi's strategy is to build double elixirs and jungle without smite, after taking double clairvoyance and starting at the 4min mark due to afk."
*Yi dies to a monster not 1min later.
*Other team types to all "don't worry, he'll be able to revive and finish it off."
*Massive feeding by everyone but me, their Shen is 7/0 at the 10min mark!
*At about 10 minutes Malphite leaves his solo lane and /dances in the baron area for several minutes straight.
*At 15mins Yi types "I'm not even sure we'll manage to surrender. That should be our new goal."
*Teamfight: Yi runs out of fountain as I finish buying, insta-dies, revives, and passes me at top speed before I even make it to the fight, dieing for the 2nd time before I arrive.
*Malphite does the 30 wards in base griefer strat, and we finally loose via surrender (success!) at 20:00.
*Bans are Garen (!), Rammus, Nocturne, and Amumu, so not too crazy
*Our cap takes Xin. 2nd pick we take Janna (me) and Kassadan. 3rd picks we take Malphite and insta-lock Yi. Several of us type in chat questioning the Yi pick when we already have Yi, he says he can only play Yi (yes, this is ranked).
*Game loads, I notice Yi's summoner spells are Revive and Clairvoyance. Note: I'M playing Janna w/ Clairvoyance.
*In game Yi goes mia immediately on fountain.
*On teamspeak I tell others in channel that I just had an insta-lock Yi in solo queue who says that's all he plays. Ottiz asks "is his name Mathmind." His name IS mathmind! Ottiz says he remembered the name because how big of a deal he made about only playing Yi and how he either does really well or really bad. The rest of the team gets a kick out of this.
*I end up as mid Janna due to Yi afk. I still have triple creep kills at the 5min mark versus rest of team, who are all in the single digits.
*Yi comes back at 4:30 or so. He types that he's jungling. I ask if he can do that without smite. Malphite types "he'll be sure to Clairvoyance the monsters to death." Yi says he's fine since he bought 2 elixers with his gold.
*I type to all "So our Yi's strategy is to build double elixirs and jungle without smite, after taking double clairvoyance and starting at the 4min mark due to afk."
*Yi dies to a monster not 1min later.
*Other team types to all "don't worry, he'll be able to revive and finish it off."
*Massive feeding by everyone but me, their Shen is 7/0 at the 10min mark!
*At about 10 minutes Malphite leaves his solo lane and /dances in the baron area for several minutes straight.
*At 15mins Yi types "I'm not even sure we'll manage to surrender. That should be our new goal."
*Teamfight: Yi runs out of fountain as I finish buying, insta-dies, revives, and passes me at top speed before I even make it to the fight, dieing for the 2nd time before I arrive.
*Malphite does the 30 wards in base griefer strat, and we finally loose via surrender (success!) at 20:00.
