REPORT NUMBER 3: 1090-1100
Ok, guys, first things first: I'm a total noob who thought that Crusader Kings had a function like that of Civ IV, which saves screenshots when you press the printscreen key. Apparently, I was wrong and I wasn't taking any screenshots during my turns. So, I'll do my best to recreate what happened during my turns.
When I loaded the save, I saw quite a bit of problems:
1st. The Court
Our court was in very bad shape. Our courtiers had very bad attributes, so I decided to change things.
Here's before:
And here's after:
What I did was try to marry every guy from our court (grandsons, fosterlings, etc) with good brides. I didn't manage to find a diocese bishop, unfortunately.
One of this happy marriages was between our own magnificent count Vseslav Rurikovich. Since he was a widower, I decided to marry him with this beautiful, several years younger, midas touched girl:
Yeah, guys, love is beautiful......
Or it was supposed to be....
Here's what happened. Our dearest wife quickly proceeded to become one of our rivals. Here's one question to everyone that is a noob like me: what happens when you put your wife (the one who hates your guts) as the kingdom's steward?
Since this game is very good with the player, they give you a suggestion when this event happens, It's something like "you should change your steward, noob".
Well, I changed the steward alright. But, she was my wife, I couldn't let her to rot in some dark place of our court. I decided to put her in charge of the spymaster position, since her intrigue was alright.
So, let me ask you again, my noob friend: what happens when you put your wife (the one who hates your guts) as the kingdom's
spymaster?
YOU GET AN EVENT SAYING THAT YOU LOST YOUR CLAIM IN A PROVINCE BECAUSE YOUR SPYMASTER IS A DAMN BASTARD!!
So, we don't have a claim on the province of Kiev anymore...
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice...
2nd. Revolts:
See this icon:
Well, get used to it... We have it in most of our provinces. Besides making the income from the province get a major hit, it can lead to some events.
Here's the good one:
I always chose to end the revolt and lose prestige, since our guy was
supposed to die (and, believe me, the bolded, underlined word apply here) very fast, losing all his prestige. But our depressed, crazed Vseslav is one though cookie... HE. JUST. WOULD. NOT. DIE.
Ah, and here's the bad one:
The problem is that our peasant loyalty is very low. I decreased the census taxes as much as I could without changing laws but it still won't go up. Since the revolt status gives a -0.50 peasant loyalty per month on the province, we are actually losing loyalty everywhere... Well, not losing, since 0% is the lowest it can go
Here's an example:
And here's something that caused it, if I'm not mistaken:
This is a screenshot from the save I received. Notice that the peasants have 0% power in the province. IIRC, Mist said that this shouldn't get lower than 15% to avoid revolts. But the power distribution on the provinces was very, very crazy... I changed them a lot, trying to balance as much as I could (while maintaining high % of Clergy power in the pagan provinces).
3rd. Events:
GAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Seriously, I'm the unluckiest ruler in the whole Europe. It's a shame I lost the screenshots, because I had a lot to show regarding bad events. It's peasant revolts, nobles revolting, vassals demanding that we change our sucession laws (I got this one 2 times in less then a month... to avoid changing laws we lose a lot of vassal loyalty and a lot of other stuff... and I got it 2 TIMES IN A ROW
), vassals revolting, religious revolts, peasant revolts, stability drops, our wife robbing our gold, our wife robbing our claims... did I mention peasant revolts and revolts???
We even had an event because of the Crazed trait of our leader that said he was trying to build the Babel Tower!!! We lost 350 gold with that!!! BABEL TOWER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!
I'm sorry that I'm repeating myself, but
I just have to do it:
I tried to recreate some of the events that happened to post some more screenshots, but it's not easy... I managed to get the one about changing the laws:
Well, unfortunately, that concludes my turnset. I'm really sorry about making it so short and without details, but the screenshot issue kind of owned me...
Just out of curiosity, our ruler hasn't died yet, but he managed to have another daughter during my turnset (despite being crazed and having a wife who hates him... I suppose he wasn't depressed when it happened...). Here's the new kiddo:
She's getting an ecclesiastical education, since it so hard to get a diocese bishop.
Well, that's it! If you have any questions, go ahead an ask... I was hoping to write a report based on the screenshots, so I can't remember much of what I wanted to say...