And more importantlyamusingly, here's my Turn 200 Review:
#1: Emperor GermanJoey of the Klackons:
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From the historical archives: The declaration of war on the Mrrshans
Aggressive Industrialist, leading in Fleet Strength, Population, Planets, Production, and Total Power. GermanJoey's Klackons recently triggered GNN's third size warning - the one where "if their expansion is not contained, they will soon control the galaxy" - and considering his current Fleet Strength, there's a pretty good chance his expansion won't be contained! He's still Affable toward us, with a Non-Aggression Pact and a fully-mature trade agreement at the maximum level our (much smaller) empire can afford, but we're well aware that he could at any time decide to cancel the Pact, and the first we would know of it would be when we see his doom fleets with their high strategic speed arriving at our worlds. The Klackons are in full runaway mode here, so far ahead of us that we aren't even bothering to spy on them except to occasionally check their tech and see just how far ahead they are.
#2: Emperor dtay of the Psilons:
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From the historical archives: The declaration of war on the Darloks
Honorable Technologist, leading in Tech, and second in every other category. These would be utterly terrifying runaway Psilons - especially with dtay's "Honorable" personality, which as anyone who has ever played Orion knows, will not stop him from declaring war without notice or cause - if the Klackons weren't even scarier already. Relations have actually been mostly positive since first contact in spite of a token brush war early on and our lack of a trade agreement, but they've recently dropped to the low end of neutral, and without a trade offer (which might have negative consequences if he's preparing to declare war anyway) we have no way to repair them. The Psilons control nearly as many worlds as the Klackons, but they're arranged in a weirdly long, thin pattern, and dtay has built much less infrastructure on his planets than GermanJoey, with the result that the Psilons' tech lead may not last much longer: The Klackons might overtake them there through the sheer power of their economy. Still, if dtay can keep his war machine rolling and build up the colonies he has, his Psilons might yet become an even scarier runaway than the Klacks.
#3: Emperor Krill of the Meklar:
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From the historical archives: The first Meklar message to the Psilons
Ruthless Industrialist, third in Population, Planets, and Total Power. Also usually third in Production, but apperas to be further back at the moment because of some unsustainable planetary reserve spending by other races (including us). Like everyone else but the bugs and the brains, the Meklar would have no chance at this point considering the gap in number of planets between them and the leaders, except you can never write off the Meklar: They can get more out of any worlds they have than anyone else in the game ... except for the Klackons, who also have more planets than anybody else, in case you had forgotten. We have a long-standing trade agreement with Krill, and relations are at the high end of Relaxed. We haven't even bothered asking for a Non-Aggression Pact because the Meklar are on the far side of the galaxy and don't actually have the Range tech needed to reach our worlds short of an alliance with somebody else. There's no way Krill's Meklar actually win this thing unless dtay and GermanJoey get into a hot war and start sporing each other's planets into the dust, but he could definitely sneak in if they do that!
#4: Emperor Gavagai of the Sakkra:
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From the historical archives: The declaration of war on the Alkari
Erratic Expansionist, ahead of us in Planets and Total Power but very much within reach. We have a trade agreement in place which has actually managed to mature, but haven't bothered trying for a Non Aggression Pact since he could just erratically declare war on us at any point anyway, as he has done earlier against half the players in the game (including us) without actually improving his position substantially. We have a bunch of fleets basically pinned on our border with the Sakkra, not to mention worlds with big stacks of missile bases, by the threat that he could declare on us again. For this reason, we were considering anticipating his next wardec with one of our own, but decided to go after the Alkari instead and haven't yet managed to get out of that conflict. Our relations with the Sakkra have held steady at Wary ever since our peace treaty following the war.
#5: Emperor JR4 (with questionable advice from RefSteel) of the Humans:
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From the secret Imperial records room: Argument in secret council for an attack on the State of Zijin colony - an attack that we ultimately chose not to carry out
Pacifistic Industrialist, well ahead of last place on most or all of the bar graphs, but behind four out of five other races in Planets, Population, and Total Power. We expanded well at first, but failed to defend some of our planets near Sakkra space adequately, and had one conquered and two glassed as a result. We might have been able to overcome that, but with or without it, we couldn't overcome our position trapped in a tight little corner between runaway Klackons and runaway Psilons, both of whom have expanded right through other races on the other side of the galaxy. We've used our Human diplomatic bonus to good effect, remaining safe so far from the runaways - also known as our nearest neighbors - but our bonus obviously won't help with an actual win, since the Klackons (and Psilons, for that matter) have way more votes than they need for a High Council veto.
#6: Emperor Dark Savant of the Alkari:
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From the historical archives: The reaction to our attack on the planet Mist
Xenophobic Militarist, deep in last place - among the races still alive at least - in practically every category. Relations have been stuck on the bottom end of Furious ever since we destroyed Mist's missile bases and launched transports to take it, and the Alkari ambassador still hasn't returned. We've conquered a total of three Alkari colonies, and glassed another too small and too deep in his territory for us to hold (now recently rebuilt) and at one point wiped out about a quarter of his starfleet in a single turn, but now he's keeping at least a third of his current starfleet tied up defending from and threatening us because he either can't see the bigger potential threats from other directions or doesn't care since he's had no chance at victory in a long time anyway.
#7: Emperor C of the Darloks:
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From the historical archives: Serving notice to Bulrathi neighbors
Erratic Diplomat, exterminated by the Psilons in 2497. In spite of a handful of questionable moves, the Darloks played a generally strong game overall, falling sooner than the Alkari only because of proximity to the runaway Psilons. They were successful in the two early wars they started with erratic declarations: One against the Bulrathi, on which the Psilons ultimately capitalized better than the Darloks could, and the other against the hapless Mrrshans, which probably is a big part of the reason - along with the Meklar's failure to capitalize on that - for the Klackons' current position as runaways.
#8: Emperor Donovan Zoi of the Mrrshans:
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From the historical archives: Commiserating with the Bulrathi
Pacifistic Expansionist, exterminated by the Klackons in 2457. Donovan Zoi's legacy is much stronger than his empire's showing, as he took over basically a One Planet Empire when the Mrrshan homeworld revolted (possibly triggered by Darlok saboteurs) in the mid 2380s, resulting in the overthrow of its Pacifistic Technologist Emperor Ventessel. The latter had managed to get two early colonies glassed by Darlok fleets and appeared to have lost interest in ruling the empire altogether almost before he took the helm of his civilization. Donovan Zoi did his best with the mess he inherited, and even managed to keep his people alive longer than the Bulrathi, but there was only so much he could do.
#9: Emperor Yuri of the Bulrathi:
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From the historical archives: Accepting the largest trade agreement the Bulrathi economy could support at that (or any) time
Pacifistic Ecologist, exterminated by the Psilons in 2449. Like Donovan Zoi of the Mrrshans, Yuri came to his throne only after the previous emperor was overthrown by rebellion. The rebels, after presumably getting their start due to a cruel random event and/or Darlok saboteurs inciting revolt, had spread across half the empire by 2377, when they overthrew the old emperor CML. An Erratic Diplomat who was never actually seen in person by his people, CML himself suffered from the aggressive expansion of the Psilons and Darloks into his space, including an early brush war in which the Darloks glassed one of his colonies. Yuri, for his part, led the Bulrathi well and made good use of his people's ground combat bonus, counter-invading and re-conquering two of the planets the Psilons had taken in their war against him, but his defeat at their hands was inevitable by the time the war began.
#1: Emperor GermanJoey of the Klackons:
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From the historical archives: The declaration of war on the Mrrshans
Aggressive Industrialist, leading in Fleet Strength, Population, Planets, Production, and Total Power. GermanJoey's Klackons recently triggered GNN's third size warning - the one where "if their expansion is not contained, they will soon control the galaxy" - and considering his current Fleet Strength, there's a pretty good chance his expansion won't be contained! He's still Affable toward us, with a Non-Aggression Pact and a fully-mature trade agreement at the maximum level our (much smaller) empire can afford, but we're well aware that he could at any time decide to cancel the Pact, and the first we would know of it would be when we see his doom fleets with their high strategic speed arriving at our worlds. The Klackons are in full runaway mode here, so far ahead of us that we aren't even bothering to spy on them except to occasionally check their tech and see just how far ahead they are.
#2: Emperor dtay of the Psilons:
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From the historical archives: The declaration of war on the Darloks
Honorable Technologist, leading in Tech, and second in every other category. These would be utterly terrifying runaway Psilons - especially with dtay's "Honorable" personality, which as anyone who has ever played Orion knows, will not stop him from declaring war without notice or cause - if the Klackons weren't even scarier already. Relations have actually been mostly positive since first contact in spite of a token brush war early on and our lack of a trade agreement, but they've recently dropped to the low end of neutral, and without a trade offer (which might have negative consequences if he's preparing to declare war anyway) we have no way to repair them. The Psilons control nearly as many worlds as the Klackons, but they're arranged in a weirdly long, thin pattern, and dtay has built much less infrastructure on his planets than GermanJoey, with the result that the Psilons' tech lead may not last much longer: The Klackons might overtake them there through the sheer power of their economy. Still, if dtay can keep his war machine rolling and build up the colonies he has, his Psilons might yet become an even scarier runaway than the Klacks.
#3: Emperor Krill of the Meklar:
From the historical archives: The first Meklar message to the Psilons
Ruthless Industrialist, third in Population, Planets, and Total Power. Also usually third in Production, but apperas to be further back at the moment because of some unsustainable planetary reserve spending by other races (including us). Like everyone else but the bugs and the brains, the Meklar would have no chance at this point considering the gap in number of planets between them and the leaders, except you can never write off the Meklar: They can get more out of any worlds they have than anyone else in the game ... except for the Klackons, who also have more planets than anybody else, in case you had forgotten. We have a long-standing trade agreement with Krill, and relations are at the high end of Relaxed. We haven't even bothered asking for a Non-Aggression Pact because the Meklar are on the far side of the galaxy and don't actually have the Range tech needed to reach our worlds short of an alliance with somebody else. There's no way Krill's Meklar actually win this thing unless dtay and GermanJoey get into a hot war and start sporing each other's planets into the dust, but he could definitely sneak in if they do that!
#4: Emperor Gavagai of the Sakkra:
From the historical archives: The declaration of war on the Alkari
Erratic Expansionist, ahead of us in Planets and Total Power but very much within reach. We have a trade agreement in place which has actually managed to mature, but haven't bothered trying for a Non Aggression Pact since he could just erratically declare war on us at any point anyway, as he has done earlier against half the players in the game (including us) without actually improving his position substantially. We have a bunch of fleets basically pinned on our border with the Sakkra, not to mention worlds with big stacks of missile bases, by the threat that he could declare on us again. For this reason, we were considering anticipating his next wardec with one of our own, but decided to go after the Alkari instead and haven't yet managed to get out of that conflict. Our relations with the Sakkra have held steady at Wary ever since our peace treaty following the war.
#5: Emperor JR4 (with questionable advice from RefSteel) of the Humans:
From the secret Imperial records room: Argument in secret council for an attack on the State of Zijin colony - an attack that we ultimately chose not to carry out
Pacifistic Industrialist, well ahead of last place on most or all of the bar graphs, but behind four out of five other races in Planets, Population, and Total Power. We expanded well at first, but failed to defend some of our planets near Sakkra space adequately, and had one conquered and two glassed as a result. We might have been able to overcome that, but with or without it, we couldn't overcome our position trapped in a tight little corner between runaway Klackons and runaway Psilons, both of whom have expanded right through other races on the other side of the galaxy. We've used our Human diplomatic bonus to good effect, remaining safe so far from the runaways - also known as our nearest neighbors - but our bonus obviously won't help with an actual win, since the Klackons (and Psilons, for that matter) have way more votes than they need for a High Council veto.
#6: Emperor Dark Savant of the Alkari:
From the historical archives: The reaction to our attack on the planet Mist
Xenophobic Militarist, deep in last place - among the races still alive at least - in practically every category. Relations have been stuck on the bottom end of Furious ever since we destroyed Mist's missile bases and launched transports to take it, and the Alkari ambassador still hasn't returned. We've conquered a total of three Alkari colonies, and glassed another too small and too deep in his territory for us to hold (now recently rebuilt) and at one point wiped out about a quarter of his starfleet in a single turn, but now he's keeping at least a third of his current starfleet tied up defending from and threatening us because he either can't see the bigger potential threats from other directions or doesn't care since he's had no chance at victory in a long time anyway.
#7: Emperor C of the Darloks:
From the historical archives: Serving notice to Bulrathi neighbors
Erratic Diplomat, exterminated by the Psilons in 2497. In spite of a handful of questionable moves, the Darloks played a generally strong game overall, falling sooner than the Alkari only because of proximity to the runaway Psilons. They were successful in the two early wars they started with erratic declarations: One against the Bulrathi, on which the Psilons ultimately capitalized better than the Darloks could, and the other against the hapless Mrrshans, which probably is a big part of the reason - along with the Meklar's failure to capitalize on that - for the Klackons' current position as runaways.
#8: Emperor Donovan Zoi of the Mrrshans:
From the historical archives: Commiserating with the Bulrathi
Pacifistic Expansionist, exterminated by the Klackons in 2457. Donovan Zoi's legacy is much stronger than his empire's showing, as he took over basically a One Planet Empire when the Mrrshan homeworld revolted (possibly triggered by Darlok saboteurs) in the mid 2380s, resulting in the overthrow of its Pacifistic Technologist Emperor Ventessel. The latter had managed to get two early colonies glassed by Darlok fleets and appeared to have lost interest in ruling the empire altogether almost before he took the helm of his civilization. Donovan Zoi did his best with the mess he inherited, and even managed to keep his people alive longer than the Bulrathi, but there was only so much he could do.
#9: Emperor Yuri of the Bulrathi:
From the historical archives: Accepting the largest trade agreement the Bulrathi economy could support at that (or any) time
Pacifistic Ecologist, exterminated by the Psilons in 2449. Like Donovan Zoi of the Mrrshans, Yuri came to his throne only after the previous emperor was overthrown by rebellion. The rebels, after presumably getting their start due to a cruel random event and/or Darlok saboteurs inciting revolt, had spread across half the empire by 2377, when they overthrew the old emperor CML. An Erratic Diplomat who was never actually seen in person by his people, CML himself suffered from the aggressive expansion of the Psilons and Darloks into his space, including an early brush war in which the Darloks glassed one of his colonies. Yuri, for his part, led the Bulrathi well and made good use of his people's ground combat bonus, counter-invading and re-conquering two of the planets the Psilons had taken in their war against him, but his defeat at their hands was inevitable by the time the war began.