RB PBEM #1 - Public Players Thread

[mostly_harmless]

Ugh, only 1 turn after revolting to representation I get spy-banged into monarchy. I thought the game made you wait 5 turns until you could revolt me? I guess that was a false assumption.

Hmmm, do you still have to wait for 5turns after the spy-banging?

mh

[sooooo]

Hmmm, do you still have to wait for 5turns after the spy-banging?

mh

Yep

[Dreylin]

Yep

<Sigh>

[mostly_harmless]

"The Ottomans are coming! The Ottomans are coming!"

Mehmed, for your royal familie's survival sake, I hope you will have some success this time. Surely your people will want your head if your troops don't achieve anything this time around, either.

Sincerely, your concerned neighbour.

mh

[Dreylin]

Actually, it's nothing to do with me. The people are so insensed at being forced to worship a false God that they have spontaneously embarked on a pilgrimage to burn the usurper's heathen shrines.

[mostly_harmless]

... pilgrimage to burn the usurper's heathen shrines.

So, you are going to bypass Vienna?! Phew. And I thought you were going after my military pumpling.

mh

[Dreylin]

So, you are going to bypass Vienna?! Phew. And I thought you were going after my military pumpling.

mh

You mean they'd be free to march straight on to Aachen to air their grievances without being persecuted by your military? Gosh, that's very accommodating of your regime.

[mostly_harmless]

Sure! Lets sign open border quickly to help along their journey.

mh

[Dreylin]

Sure! Lets sign open border quickly to help along their journey.

mh

Fine by me, what reparations are you prepared to offer for your past crimes against the Ottoman Empire?

[mostly_harmless]

What war crimes exactly?
I think not a single HRE soldier has ever set foot on Ottoman soil?
I can maybe convince the garrison of Vienna to stop the taunting, though if that is too offending.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs

mh