RB Pitboss #2 [SPOILERS] - Pacal II of Greece! (Jowy & Yazilliclick)

[Jowy]

While defending, your Livin' It Up (Spear) has killed an Indian Horse Archer.
While defending, your Land Of The Gun (Phalanx) was destroyed by a Indian Horse Archer.
While defending, your Conquest Of Paradise (Phalanx) was destroyed by a Indian Horse Archer.
While defending, your Never Gonna Give You Up (Phalanx) has killed an Indian Horse Archer.
While defending, your Diary Of Jane (Phalanx) has killed a Indian Fredegund (Axeman).

Ottomans killed 2 chariots and 2 archers and lost 1 horsearcher.
Total losses:
India: 2 horsearchers, 2 chariots, 2 archers, 1 axe.
CoW: 1 horsearcher, 2 phalanx.

[Jowy]

Just chatted with Nakor in-game, they're only bringing 2 axes 2 spears 2 chariots and even those 5 turns late! Damn. I was really expecting to see 8-9 units. It was hard playin nice to Nakor after hearing first time about their low contribution. Hopefully Rome's force won't be as dissapointing.

[Yazilliclick]

While defending, your Livin' It Up (Phalanx) has killed an Indian Horse Archer.
While defending, your Land Of The Gun (Phalanx) was destroyed by a Indian Horse Archer.
While defending, your Conquest Of Paradise (Phalanx) was destroyed by a Indian Horse Archer.
While defending, your Never Gonna Give You Up (Phalanx) has killed an Indian Horse Archer.
While defending, your Diary Of Jane (Phalanx) has killed a Indian Fredegund (Axeman).

Ottomans killed 2 chariots and 2 archers and lost 1 horsearcher.
Total losses:
India: 2 horsearchers, 2 chariots, 2 archers, 1 axe.
CoW: 1 horsearcher, 2 phalanx.

Nice

[Jowy]

In diplo news: we got some email from India that is urging us to make
peace and threatened to destroy our units... They also mentioned that
our relationship will be permanently damaged if we continue, but I
didn't have many illusions about us being friends with India. It looks
like they are trying to intimidate us, but it's not working I also
had a very brief chat with Speaker in game which was also a bit
unpleasant.

How heroic of India.

[Mr. Svinlesha]

Yes indeed. Terribly heroic of them.

As opposed to the CoW, teaming up 5 against 1.

Mr. Pot, please allow me to introduce you to Mr. Kettle. Mr Kettle, this is Mr. Pot. I believe you will find you have a lot in common.

[antisocialmunky]

I don't think they were the ones to start the taunting from my recollection.

[Jowy]

I believe you will find you have a lot in common.

Exactly! :neenernee

Now that we're on a break.. Here's a semi-related clip of Scrubs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjoAbK-RnHU

[BobRoberts]

My feeble monkey brain is struggling to find the semi-relation, but it was a good scrubs clip so I don't mind.

[Yazilliclick]

Jowy I've moved our units in Indian territory according to athlete's directions to coordinate with him in game. I haven't moved our units in our territory though because I don't know what the plan is exactly. If you don't turn up in next couple hours I'll move them along where I think is best then before our half of turn is over. Could you perhaps update me on the plans so I'm more in the loop

For lurkers here's a screenshot

[Yazilliclick]

This is the horrible horrible aftermath Could have perhaps asked for reload and hoped they got worse rolls next time but that would be a pretty cheap move.