Molach destroys Willem and the Celts[SPOILERS!]

[Bobchillingworth]

Although I suppose I should qualify that post by saying that since Hello Kitty has been revealed to be not, in fact, a cat, its gender is also subject to speculation.

[spacetyrantxenu]

I don't really care but you've made me curious. If it isn't a cat, what the hell is it?

And I'll have to admit, when I saw that it was Bob replying to a post about a "feminine" toaster, I was already preparing for the worst kind of image search result. Must say I was...pleasantly surprised by the post, it was unexpectedly harmless.

[goataku]

A cartoon.

[Bobchillingworth]

I don't really care but you've made me curious. If it isn't a cat, what the hell is it?

And I'll have to admit, when I saw that it was Bob replying to a post about a "feminine" toaster, I was already preparing for the worst kind of image search result. Must say I was...pleasantly surprised by the post, it was unexpectedly harmless.

The fleshlight toaster proved fortunately short-lived.

[spacetyrantxenu]

A cartoon.

Well, it's all solved now, thanks for that. No idea how I'd missed that inescapable conclusion. Looks like the farce is strong in this one....

Fleshlight toaster...! I wonder if they had trouble getting UL safety certification for that product??? I frequently burn my toast because I don't remember to check the settings and it always turns out that the last person before me used the toaster to crisp bagels. I guess you wouldn't want to share your... toaster!

[Zed-F]

I don't really care but you've made me curious. If it isn't a cat, what the hell is it?

She's a British girl who lives just outside London. In short, she is a human with a furry outfit - as is the rest of her family, and presumably her whole town.

Except there are still pets, like Charmmy Kitty, that actually are animals. From visual inspection it might be difficult to tell who is human and who isn't.

[Molach]

Fleshlight toaster...! I wonder if they had trouble getting UL safety certification for that product??? I frequently burn my toast because I don't remember to check the settings and it always turns out that the last person before me used the toaster to crisp bagels. I guess you wouldn't want to share your... toaster!

A fleshlight toaster would be a good gift for myself, not sure my wife will be into it.

"Here, let me butter your toast for you..."

[Molach]

By the way, Ichabod massed a 19-unit army on my border last turn, I can only assume that invasion has begun when I open my turn. I'm debating whether it is a good idea to sacrifice 2 catapults and a horse or two to take a size 4 city from AT.

I think it is, I'll get the city as a border defense, and it will pay back unit cost in time when I whip it into the ground.

I bet those citizens just cant wait for my forces to liberate them...

[Molach]

Sorry about no christmas photo, but was sick.
And now kind of busy.

Small update: Ichabod advanced next to capital. I tried attacking. Massive failure. Whole army gone, Ichabod will get my lands cheap.

about 10 turns till Im out of the game.

Early war?
HUH!
What is it good for?
Absolutely NOTHING
say it again....

etc.

[AutomatedTeller]

Hey Molach. You outsurvived me sorry for basically ruining your game, especially for no good effect.

Nice move on Unboiled Egg early on - it was meant to be an aggressive plant, partly for the rice and partly to provide a springboard for invasion to get your golds. But I managed to not effectively defend it, despite having super archers and cheap walls. Had you moved onto Huh?, I think you might have taken it, though weirdly, the flatland would have caused some problems for you.

I look forward to being your neighbor again in the next massive PB