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PBEM19 AP/UN Thread

Dunno what a UN is (we just have an apostolic palace), but I do know what a pun thread is!

First, on a historic note, ahem, no more Mr. Nice Guy!
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Second, us humble Malinese have recently decoded some instructions that were delivered to our cities in triplicate. They say:

Hit Musicals

... and that's all. Huh. We puzzled over them for a while before realizing it was an order to attack the Radioland empire. Sorry for the delay! We ourselves lack knowledge of this "Music" so it was difficult for our scholars to interpret. Anyway, operation "Hit Musicals" is now underway.
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Judging by the time the 2nd turn of war takes, those orders only covered 10 years of the operation :neenernee
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yuris125 Wrote:Judging by the time the 2nd turn of war takes, those orders only covered 10 years of the operation :neenernee

smile

Sorry for holding up the save. I started playing it but then got interrupted, and since I've already done some combat I can't just un-claim the turn.
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Hey, I had to make a cheeky reply! Turn delay was just an excuse :neenernee
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yuris125 Wrote:Hey, I had to make a cheeky reply! Turn delay was just an excuse :neenernee

Fair enough.

Anyway, we're going to just keep following the same instructions repeatedly. wink
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Seven broke our NAP two turns ago by attacking our oil platform. I decided to return the favor this turn by attacking a city.
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luddite Wrote:Seven broke our NAP two turns ago by attacking our oil platform. I decided to return the favor this turn by attacking a city.

Maybe Gold Ergo Sum did not fully brief you on the details (well, detail rolleye) of our NAP. It was:

"no declaring."

Yes, we specifically agreed on that. This is not ambiguous or difficult to understand, though if you simply didn't know then I blame GES for not informing you.

We had a separate agreement to "not be a bastard". But you broke off our non-NAP deals a while ago despite my encouraging you to continue them.

Privateer use falls under being a bastard.

Your declaration falls under two things, NAP-breaking and being tactically stupid.

(All that said, this is a game, and I mainly just hope the coming war is enjoyable and entertaining. smile Similarly this thread's primary purpose is entertainment.)
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Operation "Hit Singles" just kicked off with the elimination of Karl Strauss.
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Tip for prospective NAP-breakers: defend your coastal cities with more than just a single warrior if you're going to give someone with twice your power permission to attack you.
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WTF. Do we really need me to spell out in writing "please do not be a gigantic asshole"??? I guess since I let you get away with it before with the galleons, you figured you could get away with it again, walking all over me while flat out lying ("just a senry, it's just a sentry, i promise it won't attack you... HAHA SUCKER PUNCH BITCH!").

Well I guess you did get away with it since you're obviously going to win. I hope it was worth it for you.
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