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Diplomacy Master Thread- Helping Your Opponents Beat Themselves

I really like Kalin's suggested amendments to the message.
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Quote:But I would argue the exact opposite conclusion about this dumb attack: a foolish attack from WPC is great news for us! We should absolutely encourage them to send their army off into the wilderness and achieve nothing of note, while we happily capture everything of strategic value. Look at it this way: both WPC and the Germans have a giant stack of axes and catapults. At some point, they are going to clash against one another, and it's going to be extremely bloody on both sides. There's no avoiding that, both sides will take heavy casualties since they have exactly the same level of technology. We want to encourage this as much as possible.

I disagree, I rather have WPC suicide a ton of their army on entrenched German fortifications to take them there by eliminating a decent chunk of both player's armies.
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Massive historical WPC diplo review:

(April 7th, 2013, 12:51)Ceiliazul Wrote: I looked back thru the tracking thread to find all diplo with WPC:

NAP and initial idea: "Our teams can plan a fair division of Incan lands between our nations considering the positions of our nations. We will keep the Incan nation in check until we have the catapults and your NAP with them would be over."

We reply with interest: "Your plan to aim for catapults sounds like a very good idea, so I hope it works out for your team. I'm not sure of what we can do for you right now off the top of my head, but if you think of a way we can be of use to you, please let me know!"

(February 5th, 2013, 11:00)WePlayCiv Wrote: ...The plan:
- WPC will research the necessary tech for catapults, and then proceed to build large enough amount of catapults for both attacking teams.
- RB will research and build up their army as they see fit for the attack on the Incan nation.
- The amount of catapults built by WPC will be divided equally between the RB-Inca and WPC-Inca fronts, so plan your army size and composition accordingly.
- The Incan lands would be divided between the RB and WPC in a robust manner taking the positions of our nations into account. (i.e. RB would get the southern cities, WPC would get the northern cities -- regardless of the city size) We have no desire to quarrel over few tiles.

(February 8th, 2013, 00:10)scooter Wrote: ...I just wanted to drop you a quick line to let you know that we have received and are considering your message.
(February 9th, 2013, 19:40)scooter Wrote: The overall reception to your team's proposal is definitely positive. We would like to see the German team removed from the game, and we like the T150 window pretty well. We do trust you guys enough that we can divide workload + cities up pretty fairly, so that's not a major issue either.

(February 13th, 2013, 16:49)WePlayCiv Wrote: Our clever builders with freakishly enlarged craniums have made some further calculations.
We think that we can provide at least 5 catapults at YOUR disposal at that point. This number may increase... perhaps.
More units could be provided steadily in the following turns.

(February 19th, 2013, 13:31)scooter Wrote: ...We were thinking it might be better if you keep your catapults, and we turn this into a true two-prong attack.

...Can we mutually agree that any potential peace deal with the German team must include the approval of both your team and ours?

(February 21st, 2013, 13:50)WPC Wrote: ...We are delighted that you have agreed with the plan. Our preparations are well underway.

(February 24th, 2013, 15:57)scooter Wrote: ...Great, glad we're in agreement and moving the same direction! We'll definitely want to discuss the finer details as the date gets closer, but for now T150 is quite a ways away. We will be planning with an eye on that date.

Would you be interested in us spreading our religion to your capital?

And then things spin quickly in the direction of mis sion ary stuff, with no mention of war



Key quote:
(February 9th, 2013, 19:40)scooter Wrote: "...We do trust you guys enough that we can divide workload + cities up pretty fairly, so that's not a major issue either. "

We're pretty darn sure we're going to do more of the "workload" i.e. capturing of cities. So we have a solid base for keeping what we catch.
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(May 22nd, 2013, 21:08)NobleHelium Wrote: Yeah whatever. I'm in favor of whatever doesn't involve giving WPC cities that they clearly can't take themselves.

How would you phrase this in an email to WPC?
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Can we propose that we should divide the cities by each civ's starting power ratio? IE. Get what we put into this war?

Maybe mention that while we like WPC, they wouldn't be able to execute this attack without us.
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I think we could formulate our answer regarding the split somehow like this:
  • We agree that the 50/50 split that you suggested is fair (with some modifications)
  • However, both teams need to be able to take "their" cities by force since city gifting is not allowed in this game
  • If the other team is able to take a German city and the other one is not close to being able to capture it, then it makes sense to not follow the land split and attack Germans before they can produce more military
  • If one team faces significantly more resistance and thus is forced to sacrify more hammers then this will be taken into account in the final land split (vague enough?)
  • Exact plans for the split should be made after the war has been initiated and we see how it is progressing and what is realistic
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I don't think it is a good idea to say 'sure that sounds fair' and then add in corollaries that will obviously favor us. What you're proposing Fintourist is a fairly transparent loop hole that favors us that any reasonable person will be able to spot coming from a mile away. We might as well be up front about us disagreeing with them. It shows that we respect them. The way I see it is we can either try communicating with WPC and trying to resolve this issue in good faith or we can piss them off later when we pull the rug out from under them. I'm hard pressed trying to come up with a scenario where the expected value of us trying to communicate our issue about the land split is worse than a guaranteed pissing off of WPC.

Maybe we could just try haggling. Say we want cites X, Y, and Z and see what they say. Maybe we can offer them units or something?
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"Right, as the world goes, is only in question between equals in power, while the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must."
“I have never understood why it is "greed" to want to keep the money you have earned but not greed to want to take somebody else's money.”
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I honestly rather like scooter's draft that ignores the land split issue for now. I'd say only if they bring it up a second time do we go into that stuff.
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Agree with Shoot...

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I agree that we should ignore the land split issue for now but it will come up sooner or later.

The problem is that taking any more cities would lead to very ugly borders. Wittenberge, Wilhelmshaven, and Warendorf are all the minimum three tiles from each other and, between them, share about 10 river tiles. I can't see them working under multiple ownership. Wien, meanwhile, is Buddhist and will probably have to be razed. It's also three tiles from Wittenberge. The other two cities are arctic backwaters, not worth haggling over. Being honest with WPC only works if we can suggest an alternative land split that we consider more fair. (We'd just say: look, our power dwarfs yours, we've invested more into this war, here's a screenshot of one of our stacks, we don't think a 50/50 split is fair, how about we also get Wien?) Otherwise, it becomes tricky.

We could say that we consider ending the war quickly to be our top priority and will take cities as fast as we can and sort out the land split later; then "discover" that the rules shockingly prohibit city gifts, and offer captured workers and nearly-obsolete medieval units as compensation. I'm not sure how pissed WPC would be at this. They might see as it as a collective failure. They've clearly not looked at the game rules recently, because their last message assumes city gifts are possible. (Note that they suggest that capture gold be reimbursed if one team takes a city slated for the other.)
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