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Greetings! It is I, Cugel the Clever, and I am not called clever for nothing! I am a man of resource, but not insensate recklessness. Faced with the barbarism of book burnings, my preference would be for a speedy evacuation of this shelf. However, since we are apparently bound in place by The Owner, then a spate of quick lynchings should offer swift resolution to our dilemma.
Holden Caulfield is a disaffected youth with an impudent air. Hurl him into the stocks, and be done.