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[SPOILERS] Fake News and Civ Blues. How BGN Lost and Claimed Victory

The Black Sword - (Johnny Cash) ft.
Pericles (Cre/Phi) of Zulu



There's a man going around taking names 
And he decides who to free and who to blame
Everybody won't be treated all the same
There'll be a golden ladder reaching down
When the Man comes around

TBS hasn't been around as long as some of the top tier Sharks but he has been successful in (almost?) every game he's played. He has no glaring weakness. An excellent civ manager and very good at profitably waging war, TBS has a great feel for the game. He seems to have keen insight into when to make the big move and when to stand pat. I am not aware of a glaring weakness. You just have to grind and grind away at him (a gavagai war) and hope that he quits or life gets busy for him. When he's engaged and into the game you don't want to face him.

The hairs on your arm will stand up 
At the terror in each sip and in each sup
Will you partake of that last offered cup?
Or disappear into the potter's ground
When the Man comes around

TBS is a highly rational player. You can count on him to either take you out or not to force you into a mutually destructive arms race. In this way, he's a good neighbor to have. You just have to be sufficiently strong to deter him from getting to "Hands Full" mode on you. If he sets his sights on you it will get ugly. If you can set up a border that is defensible and back that up with a credible stack you can rely on stable relations until his economy outperforms yours and you get boated at Astronomy or double-bulbled to knights. Or something. He is creative and inventive. Never forget the morale trebuchet. 

Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers 
One hundred million angels singing
Multitudes are marching to the big kettledrum
Voices calling and voices crying
Some are born and some are dying
It's Alpha and Omega's kingdom come

TBS is not as feared as Mackoti but he is clinical at civ in a way that Mackoti is not. For me, TBS's cut is more precise like a scalpel where Mackoti has the nastiest club around and a propensity to hit you with it over and over until you stop twitching. Certainly, TBS is to be feared no less than any other player in this game. That said, I'd be much happier to have TBS as a neighbor than many others in this field due to my perception that I can predict a rational outcome with him that could lead to mutually beneficial development. I had a similar arrangement with Old Harry/Fintourist and their coterie in PB18 that worked well for both of us.

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts
And I looked and behold, a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was Death
And Hell followed with him.

In the end, though, there can be only one winner (PB18 is the rare exception) and TBS would come calling eventually. He is likely to be still standing at the end. Many of the rest of us will not be.

Civ/Leader

Zulu is strong. Probably too strong. Of all the RtR civs this is the only one that probably could use a little downward revision. AGG Ikhandas can do wonders for minimizing expenses and save an economy from over-expansion hell. The Impi is certainly a tremendous advantage. I'm glad he won't have AGG to boost those. 

I played Perecles (CRE/PHI) in PB18. If the player can keep up in expansion then things become much easier as the game progresses. With PHI, you invest less food for the same number of great people, ultimately yielding more great people as the game goes on and you get them sooner (tech snowball?). With a large map that means lots of golden ages. I had 6 (!) in PB18. I think that TBS will do similarly well. He'll eat a few civs' worth of land then run lots of GAs to maximize tile yields and plow ahead of the field. We can't let him get MoM to extend this advantage further. CRE is obviously helpful and it's stronger here than when I played it as it once again receives a bonus building libraries, a benefit that I sorely missed. I would have been satisfied to play these traits for competitive reasons but I've already spent a year on Perecles so I'm fine with what I have instead.  nod

Civ: :  hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer  (interestingly enough, still blue; OP)
Leader: GolfclapGolfclapGolfclap (all the golden ages, bulbariffic)
Player:  bow yikes bow yikesbow (if not the very best you aren't good enough to tell the difference; will pummel you, but politely and clinically)
Chance of winning: nodnodnodnodnod
Top 10 finish: Automatic unless the server dies before T25.
Don't Say I Didn't Warn You: shhh shhh shhh  (All of the golden ages. Protect the Mausoleum!!!)

Conclusion: Quarternary Consumer (A Great White Whale, A Great White Black Shark)

Up next: Someone else who will beat me but not as badly as these listed so far.
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Thank you sir hatsoff.

Darrell
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About this lurker tier list: Flattery will get you everywhere.
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(February 14th, 2018, 09:24)Boldly Going Nowhere Wrote: About this lurker tier list: Flattery will get you everywhere.

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See above.




mischief
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Holding innocent updates hostage? We'll never negotiate with terrorists! Argh





So, how goes the glorious procession to world-historical victory?
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Poorly. I'm down almost 1000 views to Old Harry and his Russian Bot Farm posters.
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Well, of course you're behind, they're having giveaways in their thread.  I already won Kamchatka, and 30 barrels of oil, and I'm in the running for Georgia (the real Georgia, not the US knock-off).  And amazing updates, beautiful updates, updates like you wouldn't believe.
EitB 25 - Perpentach
Occasional mapmaker

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Thread view gap is obvious #Collusion between Decrepit Old Harry, mapmakers and corrupt site admins to exchange views for kickbacks. Must change!
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I admit that I have been sparse on updates.

No. Wait a minute. That doesn't sound like me. Re-calibrating...

I do the best updates. Amazing updates. Believe me. You've never seen updates like these. But I can't post them yet. OH and the Bot Farm Fam would like you to think that it's because they don't exist but they've been spreading this lie for years. It's FAKE NEWS, believe me. I've been making posts great again for years. Crooked Harry, that's what he should be called. And Liddle Fintourist. They lie. It's all a lie. FAKE NEWS! Sad!

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Ok, I typed that out and then thought to myself "there really ought to just be a Trump translator where I can just type a sentence and then have it Trumpified". And as soon as I thought that it occurred to me that if I have this thought someone else already has, and so to Google I went. And just what did I find? Yep. Trump Translator.

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Type = Old Harry is the worst. Their bots post adulation but it's fake. It's all fake.
Translation= I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the
women are smarter right now, so old Harry is the worst. Or, as I have been saying for a long time, and I think you'll agree, because I said it
to you once, their bots post adulation but it's fake. The people that are friends of mine that called to say, Donald, it's all fake. People from
Mexico. They're bringing drugs. They're bring crime. They're rapists... And some, I assume, are good people.

Is it really that easy? I think I've just found how I'll be writing my updates from now on.  popcorn

Mardoc, are they playing Risk over there? Sounds fun. But they better watch out for Dreylin's Big Oil. If they're giving the stuff away the Cartel (OPEC?) won't be happy.

Fenn, you're exactly right. And you're just the guy for the job. Just like Kris Kobach was chosen to lead the (now defunct) Voter Fraud Commission, you just feel free to keep tabs on that operation and then report your findings over here. Their thread views are inflated. We're going to win the view war because they've got approximately 3 million bots trolling that page but we're going to get to the bottom of this. Sad!
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T3

   

But I will tell you what... I hope I've just wandered my scout in the wrong direction. I'll tell you what, what I have uncovered directly south of my capital is decently green but somewhat bereft of resources. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her. But look, I hope I have just missed them by a tile or two to either side. That makes me smart. And by the way, I have, however, found stone, so it isn't nothing. To be honest with you, i'm guessing this is the midpoint between me and my neighbor to the south. We have a real problem here - i'll see what else is out there before I get too lathered up about this site though. I'll compare my IQ with anybody, okay?


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I hope I've just wandered my scout in the wrong direction. What I have uncovered directly south of my capital is decently green but somewhat bereft of resources. I hope I have just missed them by a tile or two to either side. I have, however, found stone, so it isn't nothing. I'm guessing this is the midpoint between me and my neighbor to the south. I'll see what else is out there before I get too lathered up about this site though.

The Trump Translator seems to be working so far. thumbsup

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