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GIVE IT A LICK!
http://www.lookatmyhorsemyhorseisamazing.com/

The complete song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcnbOrdVt...re=related

And a metal version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URR--H97s...re=related

Sweet lemonade
Mmm sweet lemonade
Sweet lemonade
Yeah sweet lemonade!

(Also i'll be pretty much half-serious the entire thread)

To start things off, here's what the players requested:

Quote:Game speed: Quick
Leaders: Restricted, Financial and Adaptive is banned
Start Era: Ancient
Orthus: Mapmakers choice
Acheron: No
Human take-over for Basium and/or Hyborem: Yes
Difficulty level: Immortal
Barb activity level: Normal
Wildlands: Yes
Living World: No
Lairs/Huts/Dungeons: No
All Unique Features: Mapmakers choice. Big 3 out of starting area. Aifon Isle, Bradeline's Well, Broken Sepulcher and Pyre of the Seraphic are banned.
Map type: No preference as long as following is true : No flavor and one giant continent ( 2 votes )

What are you more scared of? The Balseraphs or the Ljosalfar?" Orsen asked his friend, Mikal. "Well," Mikal said, "The Balseraphs are, at least supposedly, on our side. But those rituals they do give me the creeps. And those strange, noisy weapons... I don't care what our battlemage says about 'chemicals' and 'powders' and dwarvish contraptions, I say they're dark magic. I understand the Elves. They want forests, we want cities, but there's only enough room for one. But I'll never understand the Balseraphs." Orsen agreed. "And mark my words," he added, "once the Elves are gone they'll turn on us."

The Kuriotate scouts had been sent into the thick forests to seek out any Ljosalfar encampents. The forests were thick and wild. Animals were waiting in ambush for the unwary, and after that Balseraph regiment had been wiped out by a treant, they and the Kuriotates were constantly bickering about who would be going first.

"Look at that... I think there's a clearing up..." Mikal suddenly stopped, and then, made two motions. "Be quiet" and "come here." Orsen followed carefully. There was indeed a clearing. And what was in it was... impossible.

"I thought they were myths..." Orsen whispered. "Might be a trap, though. Or it might be vicious... you can never tell in these woods..." Mikal shook his head. "Can't you feel it... that aura of truth and love? One of Sirona's creatures, surely... peace in living form. It's wonderful."

A unicorn. The friends stood in silent awe for several seconds afterwards. Then, cautiously, Mikal left the brush and approached it. The peaceful creature turned, unconcerned towards Mikal, but made no aggresive moves. Mikal slowly approached, his hands outstretched...

An explosion rang out. The unicorn's head flew clean off, and the Kuriotates heard a shrill cry of "Boom-shaka-laka! Dinnertime, boys!" They gaped in shock as a small pack of Balseraphs, grinning insanely and wielding their mysterious, horrifying weapons leapt out to examine the unicorn's corpse. "Start up a fire, ladies! I love me some horse meat. And whatever the hell is growing outta this thing's head, I'm sure it'll look really nice on my mantle! Shiny bits for the win!" The leader of the Balseraph soldiers cut off the unicorn's horn from the bit of head that it was stuck to and placed it in one of the few pockets on his coat not already overstuffed with baubles and trinkets.

Only then did he notice Mikal and Orsen. "Oi, Kuriotates! Was that your horse? If so, sorry 'bout that but you shouldn't let the thing loose and unsaddled. We were hungry, after all!" Mikal barely manage to shake his head. "No, it wasn't yours? Good to hear! Some treehugger is doubtless wondering what happened to his mount-slash-lover right now. He'll get over it... when we blow his brain to bits, that is!" The Balseraph cackled insanely at the image of some Ljoslfar's head being blasted to pieces. "There's enough horsemeat for all of us, by the way, and one of our new recruits cooks horse meat real good. Worked in the stables, 'disposing' of horses that lost too many races. Care for some?"

Still unable to believe what they had just witnessed, Mikal and Orsen again shook their heads and walked off. "Suit yourselves," the Balseraph yelled. "Yeesh," he added to his mates, "they looked miserable. Poor suckers. Ah well, not my problem." And with that, the small Balseraph squad sat down to enjoy the only unicorn on Erebus, cooked medium rare.

AH, YOU'RE THAT UNICORN. YOU SURVIVED TWO HOURS... A NEW RECORD. "What happened to me?" THE BALSERAPHS WERE HUNGRY. THEY SAW YOU AND DECIDED TO EAT YOU. "Who are you?" DEATH. "Then I'm... dead? Why would they kill me?" I ALREADY SAID, THEY WERE HUNGRY. THERE'S ALSO THE PRINCESS RULE. IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN, BUT BASICALLY IT MEANS CUDDLY THINGS DIE QUICKLY HERE. ONLY EXCEPTION IS PENGUINS... THEY'RE PROTECTED BY AN OBSCURE LOOPHOLE IN THE COMPACT. JUST BE GLAD YOUR DEATH WAS QUICK AND PAINLESS. THE BALSERAPHS WERE TOO HUNGRY TO GET... CREATIVE. "Who would eat a unicorn?" THE BALSERAPHS. TRUST ME, THEY'VE DONE WORSE. "But I was sent to bring peace and hope!" WHERE FROM? "Far, far away..." SOMEWHERE WITH HAPPILY EVER AFTERS? "Yes..." WELCOME TO EREBUS. THERE AREN'T MANY OF THOSE HERE. "What is the Angel of Hope doing? He should be making sure people live happily ever after, that every Princess finds her Prince Charming..." HE IS PRESENTLY PLANNING THE SLAUGHTER AND DAMNATION OF EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD IN THIS UNIVERSE, TO AVENGE A PETTY AND CHILDISH GRUDGE WITH THE ONE. "What sort of place is this, where madmen eat unicorns, happily ever afters don't happen, and even angels Fall from Heaven?" AN INTERESTING ONE.

-KillerClowns (Original Writer)

I'll fill this out later.

Emails and Play Order

Mackoti [ Rbmackoti % gmail _ com ]
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Sareln [ sareln09 % gmail _ com ]
Mist [ mistbinder % gmail _ com ]
Ravus [ ravussol % gmail _ com ]
Amelia [ aamelia999 % gmail _ com ]
Mr. Yellow [ rbmryellow % gmail _ com ]

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Let's all get along. Please?

My plan is really simple. First, get Govannon, then get 4 Archmages, and 4 High Priests (of something). Get law 3, then all cast Trust.

Watch as the world has a +50 modifier to me (we like you!).

I am confident that i will emerge victorious with this plan.

Thread here: http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/showthread.php?t=4760

Figured I would post this here in case it got missed, but over in the gaming forum, we are taking signups for the inaugural RB Diplomacy game. We are at 6/7 players and are just waiting for one more person to jump in. Most players including myself have pretty limited experience so don't worry about being overwhelmed - head on over and sign up!

Well, I'm currently reading through threads. I quickly got Ad Hoc and Serdoa out of the way, and am now going through WK's, the lurker thread, and my own thread to review it at the same time. Once I finish with those I'll post some thoughts after I'm done with that.

Anyone else have any thoughts?