Tales of Conquest and Glory

[FoxBat]

We beat #60 in HA!



It was all thanks to Rad's brilliant and unorthodox strategy. We were quaking in our boots when we saw #60 on our scren, the infamous Team Apathy[AFK]. Before the start of the match, Rad said in local "Go AFK please'". And Regem here did just that! Their team of seven still managed to score half a dozen kills, but eventually the lack of party healing kicked in and they fell to our thumpers. In Ceolstan's words, a team that good "should've" been able to beat us 7v8. Or maybe Regem could've taken us all 1v8.

[FoxBat]

The Boat! By now, near everyone knows that after beating the Zaishen in HA, you can sneak out past the guards, and if you find the right spot, escape all the way out the cave... and arrive at this boat. It's not easy to make it there before a match starts, let alone getting 5 out there! 6 or 7 "no opposing team" resets sure made the job easier though.



Don't mess with Chuck Norr... errr, Touch Margrid. She killed the monk on the far right, AND the rit on the far left, at the same time! She even killed Rad in the center on her own team, before soloing the guild lord for the win.

[FoxBat]

How to win RA with a class you've absolutely terrible at:



Get Sunho from EviL and an R9 monk to carry you to 10 victories. 7 or 8 were flawless. This despite me empathying monks, putting VoR on veiled targets, and missing about every power drain (or not even trying.) By the way, that gold cape on the ground is from dR.

Random trashtalker we just beat: "Oh a wastrels spammer, how many times can u press 1"
Me: "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!!!!!"

[mucco]

So epic it got me Numchuck Skillz.

I had to leave because I had to go away and I couldn't stand more snowballing, else it would be a higher count, ah well.

[WarBlade]

Pwning Nine Rings...



Just a small sample of how I was overloading Kronin's gold storage in Nine Rings right after the second event finale. AFK'ers are so much fun.