The Second Chance Saloon [Banter Thread]

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[Gaspar]

I don't think anyone would try to even imply that, skeptical third world child.

[scooter]

Oh good, funny things have been downgraded to memes and a banter thread has been downgraded to pseudo-banter that functions as diplo. :neenernee

MAKE ME LAUGH DANGIT. Also:

This exists?

No it does not, and don't you ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

[Gaspar]

Presented without comment:

[SevenSpirits]

Banter, guys. Banter.

Imagine you are playing a duel. Just you and one other guy. Then, talking to your opponent is banter. Or imagine you are playing you vs everyone else as a team. "Ha, you guys still haven't killed me. Get coordinated already!" That is banter.

Instead you are playing a free-for-all game. But any post that admits this fact is very likely to be diplo and you should not post it.

FAQ

Q: Can I brag about slaughtering one of my opponents' ill-conceived invasions?
A: Absolutely. Tell them their military is being led by a confused squirrel.

Q: So I can say they were dumb to attack me, right?
A: Yes. But, if you imply they should have attacked someone else instead of you, your non-diplo skills need work. Frame your post as if it were a duel game game or a 1 vs many game. The 1 can be either them, or you.

Q: What if one of my opponents is doing really well and I feel like everyone else should be dogpiling him or her so that I have a better chance of winning? I can say they are winning, right?
A: Go die in a fire. What kind of trash talk is that? "I'm losing!" Wtf man.

Q: You're not even playing, and you didn't make the rules. Why are you telling us what to do?
A: I guess you can take it or leave it.

[Commodore]

Naw, that was just some of these:

[Commodore]

And on a serious note, Seven, I'm reasonably sure that nobody here has been even slightly changed by anything posted in this thread. Except for maybe poor Noble's ulcer.

[Gaspar]

The intent of my post was to insult the obvious target for their obvious rump-like status. I apologize for not posting a funnier picture to go along with it. Imagine me as a Civ5 AI mocking someones economy while at heart is a very AI Diplo -2 "you have traded with our worst enemies" status.

[Bigger]

Naw, that was just some of these:

Those grapes look yummy. Sour grapes should be brown and ugly.

[yuris125]

I won't be around this evening, and possibly won't be back until tomorrow afternoon - sorry if it causes delays

PS Told you guys you should've killed me long ago
PPS Although all your attempts to kill me have been quite pitiful