The Second Chance Saloon [Banter Thread]

[Lewwyn]

PS Told you guys you should've killed me long ago
PPS Although all [strike]your[/strike]Noble's attempts to kill me have been quite pitiful

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[Gaspar]

I won't be around this evening, and possibly won't be back until tomorrow afternoon - sorry if it causes delays

PS Told you guys you should've killed me long ago
PPS Although all your attempts to kill me have been quite pitiful

A little mood music

I think we did it again
We made you believe
You'll still be around in 10 turns
Oh, Yuri;

It might seem like a rush,
But it doesn't mean
That we're serious.
'Cause to raze all your cities...
That is just so typically Chinese.
Oh, Yuri; Yuri.

Oops!
... We did it again.
We razed Samsun.
Got bored in the game.
Oh, Yuri; Yuri.
Oops!
... You think you'll survive.
That we've not sent enough
We're not that concerned.

You see our problem is this:
We're dreaming away;
Wishing that all that green land, was Chinese.
We sigh watching that dotmap.
Can't you see we're just trying
To maximize your land
But to raze all your cities...
That is just so typically Chinese.
Yuri, oh.

Oops!
... we did it again.
We razed New Istanbul.
Got bored in the game.
Oh, Yuri; Yuri.
Oops!
... You think you'll survive.
That we've not sent enough
We're not that interested.

Oops!
... we did it again.
We razed Ankara.
Got bored in the game.
Oh, Yuri; Yuri.
Oops!
... You think you'll survive.
That we've not sent enough
We're not that committed, really.

[SIZE="1"]This attempt at bringing back banter to the banter thread brought to you by short of time for quality humor and the letter Q. I do hope Seven approves.[/SIZE]

[Commodore]

Well that was a might bit spiteful. Mist, did I piss in your cheerios, or did you just decide to join Lewwyn and Noble in the mindless-sycophant-of-Gaspar camp?

[Gaspar]

Deep down, everyone's a mindless sycophant of mine. C'mon, pucker up honey.

[Lewwyn]

Well that was a might bit spiteful. Mist, did I piss in your cheerios, or did you just decide to join Lewwyn and Noble in the mindless-sycophant-of-Gaspar camp?

Bitter is as Bitter does. :neenernee

[pindicator]

Well that was a might bit spiteful. Mist, did I piss in your cheerios, or did you just decide to join Lewwyn and Noble in the mindless-sycophant-of-Gaspar camp?

I resent not being called a mindless sycophant

[Commodore]

I resent not being called a mindless sycophant

Come now, we both know your heart, or at least your body, belongs to a Mr...Keek.

[regoarrarr]

Come now, we both know your heart, or at least your body, belongs to a Mr...Keek.

[oledavy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3b9gOtQoq4

[Commodore]

Dave, I am truly sorry, but I did it for the orphans. Those poor, forgotten, unloved clams. WHY DID YOU ORPHAN THEM?