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SGOTM 2

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Dear Ms. Beyond,

I know who you are and that "Ms. Beyond" is just a codename. I know that you (the Real Ms. Beyond!) are Tokugawa's brother and you seek to avenge the death of your family. I respect your decision to use such a clever name in your quest for conquest.

I humbly submit to you my meager services as advisor on how to proceed on your mission. I hope you find this means of address suitable for the conveyance of suggestions to you. Feel free to respond in kind as the turns, err years, pass.

I would like to bring to your attention the fact that another of your would-be lieutenants--one "regoarrarr"--is behaving childishly. I recommend a stern rebuke.

In your service,
Compromise

PS: I have a few thoughts on what to do during the first turnset of your conquest quest. But as I guess there's no guarantee that all these signers-up for your advisor position will actually be selected to help you, I will withhold my musings until the proper time so that one of these would-be cohorts doesn't turn out to be a mole:
  • regoarrarr: about how a pirate talks
  • Ruff_Hi: short conversation between dog and owner
  • Compromise: IQ of 48.435 on a good day; couldn't think of a good name
  • BeefontheBone: run-on phrase
  • Snaproll: Llorpans backwards
  • Kodii: plural of Kodi!
  • EL_OSO: fill in the blank; best guess is 'B'
  • beserks01: keeping the rest of us sane
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Compromise Wrote:
  • Kodii: plural of Kodi!

I think that would be the plural of Kodius
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Or Kodio, could it not? Or even Kodie!

I never knew my nick could be such an interesting English lesson.

Okay class, what is the plural of Sullla?

...Sulllae?
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Kodii Wrote:Okay class, what is the plural of Sullla?

Pantheon. Or maybe SuVIa

On another note, and at the risk of earning my "spammer" label, I think we should seriously considering breaking into two teams for SGOTM2 and having an internal competition for the title of "Real Ms. Beyond." Eight is a lot of people for an SG. One turnset each before the barbs eat us is my guess.
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I think you mean SuIVa
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I think that most of the teams in the SGOTM have 8 people, at least if you look at the other rosters from SGOTM1. So if we choose less, we'll probably get people just assigned to us
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regoarrarr Wrote:I think that most of the teams in the SGOTM have 8 people, at least if you look at the other rosters from SGOTM1. So if we choose less, we'll probably get people just assigned to us

Oh. Thanks. :blush: I'll be quiet now. (Still thinking about how to open, though!)
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Compromise Wrote:Note: Compromise is an idiot and only just now looked at the SGOTM2 website to find that the game doesn't start until August 8th. He is presently undergoing treatment at a sanitarium until he realizes what day it is, or until his present catches up with the future.

Second note: While being dragged off into his new white-walled abode, Compromise called out many more ridiculous phrases, all the while muttering something about teams and naming. Some of those phrases included: "Fishsticklers", "Crabbypatties", "Whalewhippers" and, most bizarrely, "Shakenbooty".

Third note: Compromise hopes his sorry wit doesn't get him kicked off the team before it even has a name.


sincerely,
Ms. Beyond

Doctor's Note: Check Compromise's medication levels. Recommend we increase the Lithium and the Prochlorperazine.
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Compromise Wrote:Oh. Thanks. :blush: I'll be quiet now. (Still thinking about how to open, though!)

Yeah I've got a few ideas too, but let's save them for our SGOTM thread. You never know what kind of spies might be out there...
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