Ben: hey mardoc, quick situation update:
after many days of wandering the endless, mostly identical highland hills, I have finally found your location
uh, sort of.
8:04 PM I found green borders.
me: ok
Ben: I did finally also get cartography in, too. Sorry for taking so long, I was literally researching it as fast as I could
me: if you can send me a screenshot, I'll tell you if that's ex-Sidar or Hippus homeland
8:05 PM Ben: so. I will ask for your map next turn- depending on where you are, I'll hope to be able to join you in your city ASAP
me: well, if you just found Serdoa - you probably can't arrive in time to matter either way
Ben: (oh I'll ask for OB too- please don't base hawks in my cities without permission; I promise to not base in yours either)
me: perhaps you should threaten him directly?
Ben: it's def. you former second city
I know where his capital is
8:06 PM yeah, I will be threatening him directly very soon
me: ah, ok. You should know that it currently contains 49 horsemen, then
Ben: yowza.
also
sheesh.
can you send a screen cap?
8:07 PM me: of what, exactly? The stack?
Ben: I probably should have just asked for earlier. Never thought to.
yeah
plus your borders / territory- if you are comfortable sharing that.
8:08 PM me: sure, but I've got that weird glitch going on where it scrolls off the page - just a screencap shows only 42 horses
it's the military advisor who says 49
Ben: huh
no idea :|
Since that's presumably his entire military, he'll be losing his selrahc colonies very shortly
8:09 PM for whatever that counts.
8 minutes
8:17 PM me: ok, I think I got the pictures sent
let me know if that matches up with land you know
8:18 PM Ben: ah perfect, thanks a lot!
wow
8:19 PM you spawned way closer to serdoa
than you are to me
me: I wasn't very pleased to discover him, no
Ben: you might be closer to him than anyone else was to anyone
8:20 PM me: but, hey, we didn't ask for much balance
8:21 PM Ben: k reloading my save I see I am...
1S of the rice
(wanted to avoid damage from the warrior)
8:22 PM me: so unless you changed your mind and brought Kithra, it's probably literally impossible for you to reach Pacman before war
Ben: dang. So too far out to join the defense. I am sorry for that
I left my territory as soon as I agreed to send people, but I was just sort of wandering west
err east
8:23 PM me: oh - not that I really expect you to consider this if you're not keeping Selrahc lands - but I'd like to call dibs on the barb city I found, if and when I can afford to take it
Myrean, that is
8:24 PM Ben: never heard of it :P
I absolutely positively cannot afford any more barbarian cities for the forseeable future
8:25 PM some day scholars will look at my game & wonder "why did he stick with godking for so dang long, it's not like you need 100+ hammers to build 80 hammer units"
the answer will be "because I kept forgetting to open up the civics menu"
8:26 PM me: it's hard to make plans, when my game might only last 2 more turns
. I think I've got an army that can beat Serdoa, but the RNG is a cruel mistress
ah
. You and your forest mines...
Ben: yeah why did I build thse
those*
they should have been cottages.
me: not too late to pave them over!
Ben: ehhh
8:27 PM too much effort!
I'm actually wasting so many hammers that it's kind of beautiful
probably 200 a turn now, with my golden age
8:28 PM actually I'm in Godking because I think I'm getting more gold that way than I would via city states or whatever
now, I have not tested this
but... uh
me: I'm pretty sure I'll never leave GodKing, for a similar reason
8:29 PM Ben: This probably was not a good game to show off how good the EitB elves econ can get
since I cannot leave Gaurdian of Nature
and Republic isn't going to help me any more than godking
8:30 PM me: oh, that's true, you can't just grab one of every resource
Ben: I can't even hook up half the ones I have now
roads are death
8:31 PM me: not if you can scare Serdoa away!
Ben: I have much better defensive terrain than you. It's honestly unfair; Serdoa of all people already complained about it
but it's all ruined if I build like any roads
8:32 PM my capital / second city are only accessable through four or five tiny chokepoints, all of which I have heavily forested
you appear to have wide open plains
:|
8:33 PM me: so...you're saying Serdoa couldn't go from out of sight to inside your city in a single turn?
8:34 PM Ben: not now, he couldn't, thanks to hawks. There is one approach where he could, but only because I built a really, really stupid road to connect Hyol
I finally pillaged most of it, but some remains in my culture and therefore can't be scrubbed
me: hah, he could pretty much do that to Asteroids without roads
8:35 PM I think he had to stop one short, but certainly not far enough away that I could reinforce
8:37 PM Ben: yeah, that sucks
on the plus side, you got a sea!
me: true
Ben: I have all these random tiny lakes with seafood
I think I was supposed to settle them?
haha
never
8:38 PM me: I haven't even bothered to pick up Fishing, myself
wasn't worth the risk of OO
so of course no one actually went OO
Ben: someone founded it!
must have been a lair zealot
mine ended up just having to culture bomb
8:39 PM You didn't end up going for Mokka's Cauldron?
8:40 PM me: no, the half-health and no XP part made me decide it wouldn't really help
I think it really needs a boost, if it's not even worth building in this situation
8:41 PM Ben: makes sense
I actually hadn't even known about the weird "priests to veil" stuff when I suggested it.
8:42 PM me: I was about to do worldbuilder tests, but apparently Selrahc was feeling bored when I mentioned it
8:43 PM Ben: I do hope that someone builds it in a future game, though
you could do some fun stuff with it, provided you had a buddy who didn't mind killing your stuff
me: seems that it only makes sense if you do the cheesy 'war but not reaallly a war' stuff
Ben: yeah :D
8:44 PM me: I mean - it falls in the same boat as trading Satyrs for Wanes, in my book
8:45 PM Ben: it's the same sort of silly exploitive crap like having two civs with slave civics and PoL and animal capture units trading tigers back and forth for an endless supply of slaves
me: yep
wait, you can have Tiger slaves?
8:46 PM Ben: yah
8:47 PM me: so...how does that mesh with Balseraphs?
Ben: exceedingly well
8:48 PM me: two types of tiger cages?
Ben: oh, I thought you were talking about Taskmasters
uh, no they just get tiger cages plus slaves
it's silly, but a unit can have more than one afterlife at once in FFH
8:49 PM me: oh, as a slave and a mane?
Ben: or angel or captured animal or werewolf
or whatever applicable combination
8:52 PM me: maybe it's sort of rationalizable if you count them as armies of Tigers (etc) instead of a single one
8:53 PM Ben: right
who can become human slaves upon dying
(actually, iirc, the race of an animal slave is randomly determined- I'm pretty sure you can get stuff like frostling slaves via animals)
8:54 PM err don't quote me on that tho
me: ...or we could just call it a bug