The OFFICIAL EitB XXI Trash-Talking Thread: Less Talk. More Trash

[HidingKneel]

Cardith throws a fit like that whenever Eurabatres makes him eat lima beans (eww!).

[HidingKneel]

Let us all observe a moment of silence in honor of Fleas, the Goblin King.

He left the world worse off than the way he found it. And for that, we will always remember him.

Oh, and Bob: have a mane.

[Bobchillingworth]

Dear Hiding Kneel,



Thank you so much for the gift of Manes! Mr. Scratch was just so thrilled to see them milling around his court! Of course he immediately put them to good use at the bottom of Cauldron Lake.


While we're writing this to you, Mr. Scratch wanted to be sure to mention that he agrees most thoroughly with your tepid assessment of bipeds. In a remarkably convenient confluence of events, your gift inspired Mr. Scratch to look for a donation to give your own fine people, so that our level of appreciation for you civilization is clear, as well as our new-found shared hatred of mammals ("mammals, bipeds, ungulates, what's the difference!" sayz Mr. Scratch).

After "cracking the whip" at his creative team, Mr. Scratch finally hit upon the perfect present: puppies! We anticipate that you can expect them to arrive shortly for a cultural and bodily fluid exchange


See you soon!



-Mr. Scratch & Friends

[HidingKneel]

To the devil-worshipping Lanun,

Unleashing Mr. Scratch on Erebus was very naughty! The Kuriotate elders have decreed that you are hereby confined to your room. Please use this time to think about what you have done and why it was wrong.

Oh, and a public service announcement: the armageddon has been cancelled. Turns out that happens next millenium.

[Thoth]

Having now seen the Army that the Kurios are fielding.


You're not supposed to take the term "Animal Husbandry" quite that literally.

[Commodore]

Having now seen the Army that the Kurios are fielding.

You're not supposed to take the term "Animal Husbandry" quite that literally.

C'mon Thoth, I know your reputation. You like 'em...they've racked up impressive kills, but they kill with their impressive racks:



Besides which, if you want to affect anything else in the world you might want to consider fish husbandry...

[Thoth]

C'mon Thoth, I know your reputation. You like 'em...they've racked up impressive kills, but they kill with their impressive racks:

***Animal Porn censored***

That's disgusting. :mad:

Even Elfs don't stoop as low as to actually *breed* with animals.

Besides which, if you want to affect anything else in the world you might want to consider fish husbandry...

That's even more disgusting. The Lanun will not stoop down to your depraved level.

Seriously, breeding with Horses? proposing breeding with fish?

Dudes....

Seek help.










Even this is better than animals:


Sure, she's got Pointy Ears and Green Skin (which never stopped teh Kirk ) but check out that rack.

AND

She's Bipedal.




"Two legs good, four bad"

[Mardoc]

"Two legs good, four bad"

And where'd you learn *that* little slogan, hmm? Down on the farm, I'm guessing

[SIZE="1"]Probably from the sheep[/SIZE]

[Commodore]

And where'd you learn *that* little slogan, hmm? Down on the farm, I'm guessing

[SIZE="1"]Probably from the sheep[/SIZE]

Nah, I'm hearing an expressed preference for chicken.

[Thoth]

And where'd you learn *that* little slogan, hmm? Down on the farm, I'm guessing

[SIZE="1"]Probably from the sheep[/SIZE]

Lanun farms don't involve bestiality.

Nah, I'm hearing an expressed preference for chicken.

First horses, then fish, then sheep and now chicken?


This is just so wrong.



If I'd realized the true depths of depravity of some of the players in this game, I'd never have signed up to take over for Hyborem after he summoned Bob.




Evil?



Pah.




The threat pales beside the threat of the un-natural beast-humpers.




Even Elfs would be better. *




















* Assuming OFC, that we're talking about Leather Clad, Smoking Hot Elf Babes with Awesome Bewbs.



Animal Humpers need not apply