[SPOILERS] The Rise of Lewger: A BacoN of Bacon Revenge (bacOn bAcoNbAcon) Bacon

[Lewwyn]

Scooter offered peace for the 3 island cities. lawl.

Plako offered me the 300 gold for the 3 island cities. I offered him the cities for 650. Either way not a big deal to me.

Killed a grenadier with by saccing one CKN into it and then using a second CKN to finish it off! The first one had 1.6% odds, but brought the full health gren down to 2.6 health. The second won flawlessly.

[Lewwyn]

I lost 4 cities this turn, I decided not to make that last stand in one city because scooter brought 5 galleons in range. I know they were not all full, but I had 10 units there (7 rifles) and those amphibious, city raider, C1 grens are just too much. My units actually stand a better chance on flat ground outside of a city.

I also wanted to not take the chance of losing a bunch of units because it would affect my power. If my power stays high commodore and Mackoti will know I still have a huge army and these city losses mean nothing.

[Lewwyn]

If things work out like I hope, as in Mackoti declares on Scooter (and maybe Comm? and plako?), and I get to move into Scooter's territory with my big stack, I'm going to change the login from Poked Bear to Ender.

[Ceiliazul]

I'm going to change the login from Poked Bear to Ender.

yes!

[BaII]

Is that a reference to the book Ender's game, or am I missing the reference.

[spacetyrantxenu]

Yes, it is. But Lewwyn, do you have the Little Doctor? Fire that guy off once and you'll have Scooter splitting his stacks into manageable bites. Which tech unlocks that?

[Lewwyn]

Some more badass CKN action:



I gave it double drill and it just smashed that Gren. So badass. Even had a move left so it could escape the coast. I might have to rename him Little Doctor.

[Lewwyn]

Mackoti just sent me a trade offer: 20 gold for 20 gold.

Are you shitting me? Are you fucking Shitting me.

20 turns to give scooter a chance to shore up defenses? To tech to god knows what units? I am standing still here. My ability to produce more units is basically nill. The longer I wait, the more my units are outstripped in power and number! I wait 20 turns and my army is simply not going to make as much of a dent as it is now.

I think I can kill Scooter's two cities on my border with the units I have now. If I wait I don't know what will happen. Maybe I'll just go suiciding into Scooter. I'm not fucking waiting around for 20 fucking turns.



I sit 35 knights on the diagonal of Gators, pinning the units in that city there. If they move my knights kill the city.

Then 100 1 movers go onto the hills towards Timbers which has 3 units to defend it. If he moves to defend timbers, I kill gators. Then my 100 unit stack rolls over the timbers defense. Currently I don't see any more units in support. I think much of Scooter's army is on Commodore's and Mackoti's borders and on the boats in the south that razed my cities.

Do I wait? Or invade next turn. I can either wait 20 turns. Or go next turn. If I don't go next turn there is no point in waiting any shorter than 20 turns...

Goddamn you Mackoti.

[Lewwyn]

I hate it when I can't sleep because my mind is working through a civ problem.

I think that even if I don't make it to Scooter's capital if I start invading next turn I can basically take out those two cities. Then I can pull back and wait for Mackoti before pressing onto the capital. I think even if Scooter is able to repel me he loses because Mackoti obviously wants 20 turns to get a tech advantage and in order to repel me he's going to have to build a shitton more land units.

/talking myself into the attack.

[Ceiliazul]

I hate it when I can't sleep because my mind is working through a civ problem.

/talking myself into the attack.