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[SPOILERS] Lewger goes for the Bigwyn

I forgot that Leeroy is famous for epicly failing. It's all fun and games until it's not.

The chat is spoiler below.

Lewwyn:‬ ok
shall we try this?
Bigger:‬ you're back already?
one min
Lewwyn:‬ yeah I ate pretty quick
where's waterbat
I think we should rename every unit to Leeroy
Waterbat:‬ LEEROY
Lewwyn:‬ btw water
CHIP KELLY
I'm feeling lucky today
Waterbat:‬ i heard that but didnt believe it
Lewwyn:‬ its true!
Waterbat:‬ lurie !!!
Lewwyn:‬ roseman!!!
Waterbat:‬ lol
Bigger:‬ eh lets not do eagles talk here
lol
Waterbat:‬ oh god.. cowboys are sucktastic
Lewwyn:‬ lol cowgirl
Bigger:smile well we did finish second in division, instead of 4th (whistle)
but both our teams suck
so lets focus on civ
lol
Lewwyn:‬ cowboys lool like 18m over cap its gonna hurt
Bigger:‬ i dont care, I don't have to pay that money
,lll
lol
Waterbat:‬ pride even in the face of finishing below the redskins - that's deep, big
Lewwyn:‬ ok ok
Waterbat:‬ deep
Bigger:‬ hey i said both our teams suck, there's no pride here
Lewwyn:‬ no worries shanny fucked RG
Bigger:‬ we won't be good until jerry fires himself as GM. which means when he dies frown
Lewwyn:‬ bigger you logging in
Waterbat:‬ so spear, and if he does well, chariot then spear?
Bigger:‬ yeah ok sorry
Lewwyn:‬ errr
Bigger:‬ i like that
Lewwyn:‬ spear spear I think
Bigger:‬ lewwyn wants spear spear
Waterbat:‬ we need a SCREENSHARE
Bigger:‬ i think spear chariot spear is better
Lewwyn:‬ waste
Bigger:‬ chariot will injure spear to around 2.0/4 range about 70% of the time
Lewwyn:‬ absolute waste
hmmmm
Bigger:‬ well it ends up with us ahving an 90% spear vs chariot battle later
Lewwyn:‬ fine
Bigger:‬ but we need to see if we win first battle first i guess
brb
Lewwyn:‬ but if the chariot doesn't scratch the spear
I blame you
get in there
actually
maybe change your login name to leeroy
Bigger:‬ well i just had chariots injure both spears to 3.4 in the sim, and twice out of 10 times it didn't injure at all
so not a given
Lewwyn:‬ ugh I don't like those odds much
at all
Bigger:‬ ok
Lewwyn:‬ you logging in as leeroy?
Bigger:‬ i logged in as bigger, then logged out
so i could log back in as leroy jenkins
should it be leeroy?
lol
Lewwyn:‬ two e's
Bigger:‬ leeroy jenkins, or just leeroy?
Lewwyn:‬ just Leeroy
Bigger:‬ ok im inw/ leeroy
Lewwyn:‬ grabe the spear with the lowest fort bonus
Bigger:‬ the spear with 5% defense bonus first?
ok, everyone say a quick prayer first
lol here goes nothing
Waterbat:‬ gogogo
Bigger:‬ lost, defender has 2.4/4 health
Lewwyn:‬ shiiiiiiit
hmmmmm
Bigger:‬ options? 1. quit attack, offer beowulf, maybe offer both next turn
Lewwyn:‬ pshhhh
we are attacking all the way
Bigger:‬ 2. if we continue attack probably has to be with a chariot so we at least have spear if attack goes bad
Waterbat:‬ second spear could still WIN
Bigger:‬ ok
Waterbat:‬ WIN
lol
Lewwyn:‬ so hold up
spear or chariot next
Bigger:‬ but if it loses we are screwed, chariot is less risky
Lewwyn:‬ how many chariots we have
Bigger:‬ 4
Lewwyn:‬ go with unpromted chariot
Bigger:‬ 2 unpromoted, 1 has C1, one has C1 and shock
yeah i think so
Waterbat:‬ yep - makes sense
Bigger:‬ hope it retreats, we do have 10% chance
ok brb
this is not going well
it lost, no damage to spear
Lewwyn:‬ godamn it I told you
spear
do it
Bigger:‬ ok lets take a second
what happens if we lose?
Lewwyn:‬ then we attck with the chariots
we don't have an option here
Bigger:‬ and if we destroy our whole army? then we have to offer him both cities in peace and hope he accepts
Lewwyn:‬ we have to move forward
if we don't we're fucked anyway
he moves onto the hill with the spear coverign the chariots and takes odyssey
Bigger:‬ it will have 2 cover guard archers with cultural bonuses
Lewwyn:‬ omg please we have to attack out with the spear
Bigger:‬ ok ok
doing it now
sigh
same result, lost, spear is at 2.4 health
Lewwyn:‬ ok
he has 4 chariots right?
Bigger:‬ yes
Lewwyn:‬ how many have promos?
Bigger:‬ two have combat 1
ok if our shock chariot attacks out, a chariot defends
if our c1 attacks out, the game says that a spear defends, but that can't be right because we have 59% odds, so a chariot defends
Lewwyn:‬ what if we attack with an unpromoted one?
Bigger:‬ we have 40% odds vs his spear
Lewwyn:‬ I think we attack with the axe
Bigger:‬ hold on lemme check odds
we have 13.5 odds with axe vs his c1 chariot
so probably not
 our axe is 3.3 health
 ‪Lewwyn:‬ the one in Odyssey
Bigger:‬ oh
it has no movement
just got there this turn
Lewwyn:‬ WTF
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Bigger:‬ sry
Waterbat:‬ oh i thought it had movement too
Lewwyn:‬ YOU DIDN"T FUCKING TELL ME THAT
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A MOTHERFUCKING SHIT STICK
WHAT THE SHIT
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW !!!!!!
GODFUCKING RETARDED DAMN IT
Bigger:‬ yeah
Lewwyn:‬ GRRARARARARRAGAAGGAGAHHHHHH
Waterbat:‬ lol
this is how i imagine all battle plans between you two
Bigger:‬ heh well lewwyn does most of them
Lewwyn:‬ I was counting on the axe
otherwise I don't think I would have attacked
Bigger:‬ i wasnt, was counting on winning one batle :9
frown
Lewwyn:‬ well it doesn't matter now
JESUS WHAT THE FUCK
I ASKED ALL THESE QUESTIONS IN THERAD
Bigger:‬ yeeah thats my bad lewwyn, sorry
Lewwyn:‬ GIVE ME THE RIGHT FUCKING ANSWERESSSSS GARAGRAGARGAAA
Bigger:‬ so we have 3 chariots, warrior, injured axe, archer that can promote to combat 1, and the archer in the aeneid if we need it
what do we do?
Lewwyn:‬ should have never logged in as leeroy
Bigger:‬ lol
maybe make one more chariot attack, and if we lose, waive hte white flag?
Lewwyn:‬ we have to continue
Bigger:‬ if we give up beowulf and the aeneid, we can pump out plenty of horse arhcers from new iron city and come back
ok so if we keep losing, are you ok with offering him both cities? I think he'll accept it
Lewwyn:‬ offer peace for both beo and aenid
Bigger:‬ ok
you mean if we keep losing right? not now?
Lewwyn:‬ no
lets just offer peace
and not attack
Bigger:‬ ok
“The wind went mute and the trees in the forest stood still. It was time for the last tale.”
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We continued to talk after that chat and attacked with two chariots in an attempt to get a GG. We killed one spear and one C1 chariot of Azza's and got the GG in Illiad. We're now offering peace for Beowulf. Let's see what Azza does.

Bigger should be along with pics and a better report.
“The wind went mute and the trees in the forest stood still. It was time for the last tale.”
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Looks like Azza accepted peace...

WE LIVE AGAIN!
“The wind went mute and the trees in the forest stood still. It was time for the last tale.”
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yeah.. pitboss instead of pbem worked in our favor here. i think if azza got a look at the event log and saw how many units we lost he wouldnt have accepted peace w/o the aeneid. i was willing to give him aenaeid if we had too. anyway sucks losing beowulf but coulda been much worse. ill have pictures in a bit need to chill out a bit first smile.
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something relevant to opponents C&D:
Azza logged in and accepted our peace deal almost immediately after the turn rolled. since I was last tto play, I was still logged in (taking pictures).
so any third party looking at civ stats probably will not be able to figure out we lost a city, it might just look like a whip at the same tiem azza settled a city.
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i looked at civstats and thought "wow, no one is going to mistake that for a lost city" , but i didnt realize you were still logged in. the login part gets lost in the noise, but the increase and decrease at the same time stands out - if that makes sense.
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well serdoa will figure it out easily if he's paying any attention to our cities - since we lost beowulf and azza gained A7X on the same turn.
Brick probably will too, even though he hasn't made contact with azza yet.

but any civ that has contact with azza and not us might not. or the ones that don't know either of us.

btw, on that note, serdoa settled his 5th city recently. so i guess us, azza, and serdoa have the same amount of cities, for now.

odysseus is going back south, hopefully serdoa's culture hasn't cut it off and we can get past him.
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Wow, what a time to be asleep!

Please never log in as Leeroy again!
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lol. lewwyn made me do that.

anyway we took 4 50/50 shots, basically. lost the first 2, won the last 2.

if we had one of the first 2 and gotten any hits in the chariot vs spear attack we might havfe gotten peace w/ losing beowulf. worth the risk even if the results were shitty.
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ok, picture dump for turn 87:

here is the event log for the big battle:
[Image: nOeFy.jpg]
we attacked with a spear, 50% odds, and lost - defending spear reduced to 2.4 health
we attacked with unpromoted chariot hoping to injure, and lost - no damage to defending spear
we attacked with a spear, 50% odds, and lost - defending spear reduced to 2.4 health (same result)
we attacked with the C1 chariot. for some reason it attacked a spear at 59% odds instead of the 50/50 with a chariot. it won smile.
we attacked with C1 shock chariot at 50% odds (5% retreat) vs a C1 chariot. we won.

at this point our only option was to attack with the last unpromoted chariot, which would get 39% odds vs the last spear, or promote the archer to C1 and attack at 32% odds. we stopped the battle and offered azza beowulf for peace. defeeated temporarily, but we'll get our revenge smile.

here you can see what remained of azza's army and why we were forced to offer the peace deal:
[Image: KtUXE.jpg]
our forces consisted of two injured chariots, 1 full health chariot, the injured axe, CG2 archer, and a warrior. azza also has the C1 shock axe and an unpromoted horse archer on the hill to the NW of beowulf. Beowulf might still have held thanks to the heroic CG2 archer, but azza could have razed the aeneid and/or post a serious threat to theodyssey. teh aeneid isn't too important, but the odyssey is very important. since we have iron coming online in another spot we had to cut our losses.

here's the situation after peace was accepted:
[Image: c2Ch0.jpg]

he renamed beowulf to A7X cry. note that he's working the iron tile (nothing really else to work, I guess). I'm not certain, but I think a city exchanging hands like this will bounce to the full 9 squares first turn, and we might retake any or all of the 3 tiles north of beowulf next turn. we currently have 0% to his 100% culture, even though azza has 0 culture in beowulf, so that makes sense. I'll guess we'll see when the turn rolls.

Anyway, both cities close to beowulf have a monument and a religion, while azza has no culture at all in beowulf. his first build surely will be a monument, and since we know how many hammers he's producing (2 per turn at the moment, 5 per turn once he gets the iron re-mined) we can tell when he produces the monument - and he'll get the border pop 5 turns later.
if he builds the granary first, even better.

it sucks having to give up a city, but this result is better than him razing it. this is the best spot for the city, much better for us here than in the spot 1s of here he would likely replant (where birds of tokyo was). our culture will keep pushing on it, and if we reclaim the plains spot 1N of the city we can attack with axes in 1 turn from the hill SW of the odyssey. we also have vision on the city, all 3 first ring tiles south of the city (!) and even the desert hill S, SW of the city - so we will not be surprised this time if azza attempts to assault us again after the peace treaty expires.

here's gilgamesh:
[Image: j9UJf.jpg]

with 20/100 hammers in we aren't able to whip the settler. so next turn I guess.

here's the path for Math city:
[Image: P8333.jpg]
both roads were finished this turn. chryseis is chopping the forest for.. something, maybe another settler, or maybe she'll stop to road the forest then finish it to complete an axe. or we can put a turn+chop into settler, stop to regrow from whip, then finish the settler.
Penelope (in the south) is out there in the wilds as she was forced to take the long way around the lake to avoid being captured by azza. she'll go to where the archer is next turn to road that tile. if we do retake the plains tile, we should have 1 worker return to road it. and maybe cottage one of the tiles the odyssey and the aeneid share - the aeneid in particular is going to be short of imporved tiles to work past size 2-3.


ok, here is a puzzle for Harry & waterbat. here are the demos soon after the turn rolled, when after azza accepted peace (so after we lost beowulf)
[Image: 3QY1Q.jpg]

ok, we took a hit for losing gold production and the extra trade route, but its not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. thats us at 100%, our gnp is 54 at 0%.

anyway, as I log in to do the report, some 4 hours later, here are the demos:
[Image: jNLwz.jpg]
rival best GNP rose from 69 to 88! this was during the same turn, mind you, not after a turn roll.

who played during that period?
-plako, who whipped
-pindicator logged in several times but didn't end turn (seems very unlikely its them, though)
-merohoc
-serdoa
-cfcjester


pindicator and merhoc are probably too low on the scoreboard to produce that kind of GNP. commodore and serdoa both had score increases as the turn rolled and likely finished a tech (commodore had a large increase to jump to #1 spot). so its probably one of them, unless CFC Jester just changed techs mid stream.

88 GNP at this point is a tad scary frown.
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