I forgot that Leeroy is famous for epicly failing. It's all fun and games until it's not.
The chat is spoiler below.
The chat is spoiler below.
Lewwyn: ok
shall we try this?
Bigger: you're back already?
one min
Lewwyn: yeah I ate pretty quick
where's waterbat
I think we should rename every unit to Leeroy
Waterbat: LEEROY
Lewwyn: btw water
CHIP KELLY
I'm feeling lucky today
Waterbat: i heard that but didnt believe it
Lewwyn: its true!
Waterbat: lurie !!!
Lewwyn: roseman!!!
Waterbat: lol
Bigger: eh lets not do eagles talk here
lol
Waterbat: oh god.. cowboys are sucktastic
Lewwyn: lol cowgirl
Bigger: well we did finish second in division, instead of 4th (whistle)
but both our teams suck
so lets focus on civ
lol
Lewwyn: cowboys lool like 18m over cap its gonna hurt
Bigger: i dont care, I don't have to pay that money
,lll
lol
Waterbat: pride even in the face of finishing below the redskins - that's deep, big
Lewwyn: ok ok
Waterbat: deep
Bigger: hey i said both our teams suck, there's no pride here
Lewwyn: no worries shanny fucked RG
Bigger: we won't be good until jerry fires himself as GM. which means when he dies
Lewwyn: bigger you logging in
Waterbat: so spear, and if he does well, chariot then spear?
Bigger: yeah ok sorry
Lewwyn: errr
Bigger: i like that
Lewwyn: spear spear I think
Bigger: lewwyn wants spear spear
Waterbat: we need a SCREENSHARE
Bigger: i think spear chariot spear is better
Lewwyn: waste
Bigger: chariot will injure spear to around 2.0/4 range about 70% of the time
Lewwyn: absolute waste
hmmmm
Bigger: well it ends up with us ahving an 90% spear vs chariot battle later
Lewwyn: fine
Bigger: but we need to see if we win first battle first i guess
brb
Lewwyn: but if the chariot doesn't scratch the spear
I blame you
get in there
actually
maybe change your login name to leeroy
Bigger: well i just had chariots injure both spears to 3.4 in the sim, and twice out of 10 times it didn't injure at all
so not a given
Lewwyn: ugh I don't like those odds much
at all
Bigger: ok
Lewwyn: you logging in as leeroy?
Bigger: i logged in as bigger, then logged out
so i could log back in as leroy jenkins
should it be leeroy?
lol
Lewwyn: two e's
Bigger: leeroy jenkins, or just leeroy?
Lewwyn: just Leeroy
Bigger: ok im inw/ leeroy
Lewwyn: grabe the spear with the lowest fort bonus
Bigger: the spear with 5% defense bonus first?
ok, everyone say a quick prayer first
lol here goes nothing
Waterbat: gogogo
Bigger: lost, defender has 2.4/4 health
Lewwyn: shiiiiiiit
hmmmmm
Bigger: options? 1. quit attack, offer beowulf, maybe offer both next turn
Lewwyn: pshhhh
we are attacking all the way
Bigger: 2. if we continue attack probably has to be with a chariot so we at least have spear if attack goes bad
Waterbat: second spear could still WIN
Bigger: ok
Waterbat: WIN
lol
Lewwyn: so hold up
spear or chariot next
Bigger: but if it loses we are screwed, chariot is less risky
Lewwyn: how many chariots we have
Bigger: 4
Lewwyn: go with unpromted chariot
Bigger: 2 unpromoted, 1 has C1, one has C1 and shock
yeah i think so
Waterbat: yep - makes sense
Bigger: hope it retreats, we do have 10% chance
ok brb
this is not going well
it lost, no damage to spear
Lewwyn: godamn it I told you
spear
do it
Bigger: ok lets take a second
what happens if we lose?
Lewwyn: then we attck with the chariots
we don't have an option here
Bigger: and if we destroy our whole army? then we have to offer him both cities in peace and hope he accepts
Lewwyn: we have to move forward
if we don't we're fucked anyway
he moves onto the hill with the spear coverign the chariots and takes odyssey
Bigger: it will have 2 cover guard archers with cultural bonuses
Lewwyn: omg please we have to attack out with the spear
Bigger: ok ok
doing it now
sigh
same result, lost, spear is at 2.4 health
Lewwyn: ok
he has 4 chariots right?
Bigger: yes
Lewwyn: how many have promos?
Bigger: two have combat 1
ok if our shock chariot attacks out, a chariot defends
if our c1 attacks out, the game says that a spear defends, but that can't be right because we have 59% odds, so a chariot defends
Lewwyn: what if we attack with an unpromoted one?
Bigger: we have 40% odds vs his spear
Lewwyn: I think we attack with the axe
Bigger: hold on lemme check odds
we have 13.5 odds with axe vs his c1 chariot
so probably not
our axe is 3.3 health
Lewwyn: the one in Odyssey
Bigger: oh
it has no movement
just got there this turn
Lewwyn: WTF
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Bigger: sry
Waterbat: oh i thought it had movement too
Lewwyn: YOU DIDN"T FUCKING TELL ME THAT
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A MOTHERFUCKING SHIT STICK
WHAT THE SHIT
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW !!!!!!
GODFUCKING RETARDED DAMN IT
Bigger: yeah
Lewwyn: GRRARARARARRAGAAGGAGAHHHHHH
Waterbat: lol
this is how i imagine all battle plans between you two
Bigger: heh well lewwyn does most of them
Lewwyn: I was counting on the axe
otherwise I don't think I would have attacked
Bigger: i wasnt, was counting on winning one batle :9
Lewwyn: well it doesn't matter now
JESUS WHAT THE FUCK
I ASKED ALL THESE QUESTIONS IN THERAD
Bigger: yeeah thats my bad lewwyn, sorry
Lewwyn: GIVE ME THE RIGHT FUCKING ANSWERESSSSS GARAGRAGARGAAA
Bigger: so we have 3 chariots, warrior, injured axe, archer that can promote to combat 1, and the archer in the aeneid if we need it
what do we do?
Lewwyn: should have never logged in as leeroy
Bigger: lol
maybe make one more chariot attack, and if we lose, waive hte white flag?
Lewwyn: we have to continue
Bigger: if we give up beowulf and the aeneid, we can pump out plenty of horse arhcers from new iron city and come back
ok so if we keep losing, are you ok with offering him both cities? I think he'll accept it
Lewwyn: offer peace for both beo and aenid
Bigger: ok
you mean if we keep losing right? not now?
Lewwyn: no
lets just offer peace
and not attack
Bigger: ok
shall we try this?
Bigger: you're back already?
one min
Lewwyn: yeah I ate pretty quick
where's waterbat
I think we should rename every unit to Leeroy
Waterbat: LEEROY
Lewwyn: btw water
CHIP KELLY
I'm feeling lucky today
Waterbat: i heard that but didnt believe it
Lewwyn: its true!
Waterbat: lurie !!!
Lewwyn: roseman!!!
Waterbat: lol
Bigger: eh lets not do eagles talk here
lol
Waterbat: oh god.. cowboys are sucktastic
Lewwyn: lol cowgirl
Bigger: well we did finish second in division, instead of 4th (whistle)
but both our teams suck
so lets focus on civ
lol
Lewwyn: cowboys lool like 18m over cap its gonna hurt
Bigger: i dont care, I don't have to pay that money
,lll
lol
Waterbat: pride even in the face of finishing below the redskins - that's deep, big
Lewwyn: ok ok
Waterbat: deep
Bigger: hey i said both our teams suck, there's no pride here
Lewwyn: no worries shanny fucked RG
Bigger: we won't be good until jerry fires himself as GM. which means when he dies
Lewwyn: bigger you logging in
Waterbat: so spear, and if he does well, chariot then spear?
Bigger: yeah ok sorry
Lewwyn: errr
Bigger: i like that
Lewwyn: spear spear I think
Bigger: lewwyn wants spear spear
Waterbat: we need a SCREENSHARE
Bigger: i think spear chariot spear is better
Lewwyn: waste
Bigger: chariot will injure spear to around 2.0/4 range about 70% of the time
Lewwyn: absolute waste
hmmmm
Bigger: well it ends up with us ahving an 90% spear vs chariot battle later
Lewwyn: fine
Bigger: but we need to see if we win first battle first i guess
brb
Lewwyn: but if the chariot doesn't scratch the spear
I blame you
get in there
actually
maybe change your login name to leeroy
Bigger: well i just had chariots injure both spears to 3.4 in the sim, and twice out of 10 times it didn't injure at all
so not a given
Lewwyn: ugh I don't like those odds much
at all
Bigger: ok
Lewwyn: you logging in as leeroy?
Bigger: i logged in as bigger, then logged out
so i could log back in as leroy jenkins
should it be leeroy?
lol
Lewwyn: two e's
Bigger: leeroy jenkins, or just leeroy?
Lewwyn: just Leeroy
Bigger: ok im inw/ leeroy
Lewwyn: grabe the spear with the lowest fort bonus
Bigger: the spear with 5% defense bonus first?
ok, everyone say a quick prayer first
lol here goes nothing
Waterbat: gogogo
Bigger: lost, defender has 2.4/4 health
Lewwyn: shiiiiiiit
hmmmmm
Bigger: options? 1. quit attack, offer beowulf, maybe offer both next turn
Lewwyn: pshhhh
we are attacking all the way
Bigger: 2. if we continue attack probably has to be with a chariot so we at least have spear if attack goes bad
Waterbat: second spear could still WIN
Bigger: ok
Waterbat: WIN
lol
Lewwyn: so hold up
spear or chariot next
Bigger: but if it loses we are screwed, chariot is less risky
Lewwyn: how many chariots we have
Bigger: 4
Lewwyn: go with unpromted chariot
Bigger: 2 unpromoted, 1 has C1, one has C1 and shock
yeah i think so
Waterbat: yep - makes sense
Bigger: hope it retreats, we do have 10% chance
ok brb
this is not going well
it lost, no damage to spear
Lewwyn: godamn it I told you
spear
do it
Bigger: ok lets take a second
what happens if we lose?
Lewwyn: then we attck with the chariots
we don't have an option here
Bigger: and if we destroy our whole army? then we have to offer him both cities in peace and hope he accepts
Lewwyn: we have to move forward
if we don't we're fucked anyway
he moves onto the hill with the spear coverign the chariots and takes odyssey
Bigger: it will have 2 cover guard archers with cultural bonuses
Lewwyn: omg please we have to attack out with the spear
Bigger: ok ok
doing it now
sigh
same result, lost, spear is at 2.4 health
Lewwyn: ok
he has 4 chariots right?
Bigger: yes
Lewwyn: how many have promos?
Bigger: two have combat 1
ok if our shock chariot attacks out, a chariot defends
if our c1 attacks out, the game says that a spear defends, but that can't be right because we have 59% odds, so a chariot defends
Lewwyn: what if we attack with an unpromoted one?
Bigger: we have 40% odds vs his spear
Lewwyn: I think we attack with the axe
Bigger: hold on lemme check odds
we have 13.5 odds with axe vs his c1 chariot
so probably not
our axe is 3.3 health
Lewwyn: the one in Odyssey
Bigger: oh
it has no movement
just got there this turn
Lewwyn: WTF
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Bigger: sry
Waterbat: oh i thought it had movement too
Lewwyn: YOU DIDN"T FUCKING TELL ME THAT
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A MOTHERFUCKING SHIT STICK
WHAT THE SHIT
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW !!!!!!
GODFUCKING RETARDED DAMN IT
Bigger: yeah
Lewwyn: GRRARARARARRAGAAGGAGAHHHHHH
Waterbat: lol
this is how i imagine all battle plans between you two
Bigger: heh well lewwyn does most of them
Lewwyn: I was counting on the axe
otherwise I don't think I would have attacked
Bigger: i wasnt, was counting on winning one batle :9
Lewwyn: well it doesn't matter now
JESUS WHAT THE FUCK
I ASKED ALL THESE QUESTIONS IN THERAD
Bigger: yeeah thats my bad lewwyn, sorry
Lewwyn: GIVE ME THE RIGHT FUCKING ANSWERESSSSS GARAGRAGARGAAA
Bigger: so we have 3 chariots, warrior, injured axe, archer that can promote to combat 1, and the archer in the aeneid if we need it
what do we do?
Lewwyn: should have never logged in as leeroy
Bigger: lol
maybe make one more chariot attack, and if we lose, waive hte white flag?
Lewwyn: we have to continue
Bigger: if we give up beowulf and the aeneid, we can pump out plenty of horse arhcers from new iron city and come back
ok so if we keep losing, are you ok with offering him both cities? I think he'll accept it
Lewwyn: offer peace for both beo and aenid
Bigger: ok
you mean if we keep losing right? not now?
Lewwyn: no
lets just offer peace
and not attack
Bigger: ok
“The wind went mute and the trees in the forest stood still. It was time for the last tale.”