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Quote:... to protect reality, since when Cthulhu pop-ups go super-sonic, it's means that the air around them doesn't have time to tell reality to get out of the way, so the mayonaise, which must be ...
. . . chilled for no less than 40 minutes at 173 degrees Kelvin if it is to be effective with Cthulhuian parts, does not so much smear as sprinkle, after the normal a gentle pounding with a meat tenderizer, and is most effective in such cases when . . .
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Quote:Originally posted by Occhidiangela@Mar 30 2004, 04:16 PM
. . . chilled for no less than 40 minutes at 173 degrees Kelvin if it is to be effective with Cthulhuian parts, does not so much smear as sprinkle, after the normal a gentle pounding with a meat tenderizer, and is most effective in such cases when . . .
you want to have a nice tasty meal of baked Orc - a well tenderized baked Orc is one of the most tasty treats out there - it doesn't take like chicken - the cooking show I am watching right now is showing how to ...
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Quote:Originally posted by LKendter@Mar 30 2004, 01:31 PM
you want to have a nice tasty meal of baked Orc - a well tenderized baked Orc is one of the most tasty treats out there - it doesn't take like chicken - the cooking show I am watching right now is showing how to ...
prepare a scrumptious baked Orc in Basilisk sauce, which tastes marvelous but can be fatal if you...
(edit- I used "marvelous" one too many times)
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Quote:prepare a scrumptious baked Orc in Basilisk sauce, which tastes marvelous but can be fatal if you...
accidentally look at the sauce while it simmers, however you can easily
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Quote:Originally posted by Pete@Mar 30 2004, 03:45 PM
accidentally look at the sauce while it simmers, however you can easily
get your mother-in-law to make it for you, or alternatively, ...
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Quote:Originally posted by Griselda+Mar 30 2004, 11:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Griselda @ Mar 30 2004, 11:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Pete@Mar 30 2004, 03:45 PM
accidentally look at the sauce while it simmers, however you can easily
get your mother-in-law to make it for you, or alternatively, ... [/b][/quote]
...you can call STUPID S.O.B. and have her arrested for plugging her blender's "sensitive male parts" into an electrical outlet, especially if this shorts out the grid and causes a blackout across the entire northeastern United States, as happened recently when a secret group of...
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...arbitrary statements aligned in sequential fashion, which by chance...
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Quote:Originally posted by Zed-F@Mar 31 2004, 12:45 AM
...arbitrary statements aligned in sequential fashion, which by chance...
...also happens to be the code name of a Cthulu-worshipping cult that dabbles in the arcane arts of oxymoronization and is renowned for bloviating to the point of absurdity, except on Tuesdays, when they all go to Wendy's for a hamburger, also ordering servings of chili unless...
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Quote:Originally posted by Sirian@Mar 30 2004, 07:59 PM
...also happens to be the code name of a Cthulu-worshipping cult that dabbles in the arcane arts of oxymoronization and is renowned for bloviating to the point of absurdity, except on Tuesdays, when they all go to Wendy's for a hamburger, also ordering servings of chili unless...
an angry deity appears who is sick of anything involved with Cthulu - in a fit of anger he turns every last creature involved with the hated Cthulu into worms - that crud will never bother me again - however, it still leaves Tokyo being ravaged by Godzilla - Oh no, there goes Tokyo - go ...
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Quote:an angry deity appears who is sick of anything involved with Cthulu - in a fit of anger he turns every last creature involved with the hated Cthulu into worms - that crud will never bother me again - however, it still leaves Tokyo being ravaged by Godzilla - Oh no, there goes Tokyo - go ...
. . . Motra, and if Tokyo isn't enough, then go to San Francisco where a guy wearing a black outfit and a chess knight on his holster . . .
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