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Dear Ms. Beyond,
I know who you are and that "Ms. Beyond" is just a codename. I know that you (the Real Ms. Beyond!) are Tokugawa's brother and you seek to avenge the death of your family. I respect your decision to use such a clever name in your quest for conquest.
I humbly submit to you my meager services as advisor on how to proceed on your mission. I hope you find this means of address suitable for the conveyance of suggestions to you. Feel free to respond in kind as the turns, err years, pass.
I would like to bring to your attention the fact that another of your would-be lieutenants--one "regoarrarr"--is behaving childishly. I recommend a stern rebuke.
In your service,
Compromise
PS: I have a few thoughts on what to do during the first turnset of your conquest quest. But as I guess there's no guarantee that all these signers-up for your advisor position will actually be selected to help you, I will withhold my musings until the proper time so that one of these would-be cohorts doesn't turn out to be a mole:
- regoarrarr: about how a pirate talks
- Ruff_Hi: short conversation between dog and owner
- Compromise: IQ of 48.435 on a good day; couldn't think of a good name
- BeefontheBone: run-on phrase
- Snaproll: Llorpans backwards
- Kodii: plural of Kodi!
- EL_OSO: fill in the blank; best guess is 'B'
- beserks01: keeping the rest of us sane