[SPOILERS] The Subjuggulator's Mirthful Messiahs (Kuro, Gamzee of Balsegraphs!)

[Kuro]

Ten to one says our traits change again before we can put arcane to use Also, how far are we from having an attack force ready?

Probably around 5T.

[Kuro]

It looks like my units will be stucking bashing in barb cities.

[Caustic Soda]

Or Bob will be stuck bashing us. We'll see.

[Ellimist]

WELP.

And this turn, my traits changed again.

Fin/Arcane/Raiders, which are fairly useless at the moment, save for Fin. Welp.

Couldn't if of waited one turn? D:

EOT, Bambur, Warrior completed, along with BW in.

At least this way Bambur gets commando.

[Kuro]

Or Bob will be stuck bashing us. We'll see.

Against the production base, with copper, he doesn't have much of a shot.

Turn in, 2 Warriors complete and 2 to be made. Bambur will definately move into enjoyableEvening to Enchanted Blade them all, then I'm thinking move about half out to take Kabhalg?

[Kuro]

I haven't seen any reason why, but Selrahc is down to just his capital now apparantly, as it says on the city trade screen.

Aside from that, Warriors were built and Warriors were qeued. Bob has a Lizardman in familyFun, if you couldn't see: Gotta keep my Scout out for Spiders by it now.

He also now has a fort 2S of the city, which is quite annoying. Gonna march on Kabhalg soon.

Oh, also, Copper connected.

[Kuro]

Warriors built, etc.

Bambur killed a Skeleton.

Enchanted Blade on the stack in enjoyableEvening.

Bluh bluh huge witch.

[Kuro]

Attacking Kabhalg will commence in 2T, which is how long it will take Bambur to fully heal. A force of around 15-16 Enchanted Blade Warriors can accompany him to beat their heads against the defenses.

Bob has a single Catapul on the way that could be annoying, but he still does not have the forces to threaten my cities even with the parts of the garrison going to attack Kabhalg. Not much else to tell for this tale of telltale telling. Oh, just that we built Warriors and are building Warriors. We're so far behind we probably can't win, but it's still fun to potentially play spoiler: I hope the Lurker Thread will enjoy any outcomes I can affect too.

[Caustic Soda]

It's nice to have something resembling progress, even if we are in a hole compared to the others. Glad to hear you're still having fun I'm sorry I haven't been around much, but I'm getting increasingly frustrated with my inability to think of any good advice

[Kuro]

Kept getting distacted from playing turn, fell asleep when playing it...but it was the same as the others, mostly.

ALso I'm both tired and Photobucket is being a dick. No picture until tomorrow for ye!