A Stork Delivers the Last Heroine at Tristram

[Moriah]

Me Vixie

[Moriah]

Me lost
Me cry
Me see stranj man
Me ask help
He strang
He say no sens
Me go

Me see otter men
Me heer holye plaic
Me heer treasjur
Me heer danger
Me go

Me uus bow
Me find gold
Me find sord
Me find sjeeld
Me grow

[Griselda]

Cool! I can't wait to hear more of the story.

[Moriah]

Me hav gold
Me hav treasuur
Me hav red pots
Me hav bluu pots

Me see Cain
Cain say lots helpful
Cain help treasuur
Cain want gold
Me no like

Me see Griswalt
Griswalt raff man
Griswald help fix
Griswalt want gold
Me no like

Me see Peppin
Peppin heel
Me like
Peppin want gold
Me no like

Me see Ogdn
Ogdun want gold
Me no like

Me see Gilleeann
Gilleean gossip
Me like!

Me see Wiert
Wierd want gold
Me no like

Me see Adreea
Me see uglee hat
Me no say uglee
Adiera hav blue pots
Adriea want gold
Me no like

Vixie head hurt
Vixie no like men
Vixie no like gold
Vixie no like toun
Vixie no lik bluu
Vixie liv of land



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Narrator:-
Vixie is a combination variant of Barbarian and Amazon, Living off the Land (LAB)

[Moriah]

Me see dagner woman
Me see sord adn sjeeld
Me see stil bohns
Me see fallun fallen
Me see skavegnd skafegenrs
Me see stompd zombs

Me ask dagnur woman
Me ask wyy?
She sai she warriur
She sai she Amazen
She sai me can be
Me sai Yay!
Me Vixie Amazen Eksplorur

She sai do ttis
She sai maek strogn
Me do ttis
Me strogn
Me slaei big ugly
Me grow
Me Vixie Amazen Defendur

[Moriah]

Vixie sad
Vixie cry
Vixie no want fite
Vixie no want life
Vixie dead inside

Me see man
Man sai is barberiun
Man sai is list to do
Man do braev fite
Man find gold

Man uus sord
Man uus sjeeld
Man uus red pots
Man fite like demon
Man do deep down

Man no uus juju
Man no uus bow
Man no uus bluu
Man no uus pray
Man no uus papur

Man fite bones
Man fite flesj
Man fite yello zombs
Man get blakk flesj
Man die

Vixie see man die
Vixie see is to do list
Vixie grab all
Vixie run
Vixie koward

[Moriah]

Me tired
Me go kil evul
Me see big boones tting
Me no can kil
Me run

Me run doun
Me run doun moor
Me kil moore
Me go up
Is to do list sai Vixie nou Barberiun Pillager

[Moriah]

Vixie kill BIG BOONES TTING !!1!!1!!ONE!!11!!!!

Vixie go walk tfruu churcg
Vixie kil all
Vixie see big boones tting

Vixie no can hit wit sjord n sjield
Vixie see axse
Vixie grab

Vixie swing
Vixie run
Vixie heart pound

Vixie turn
Vixie swing
Vixie run

Vixie turn
Vixie swing
Vixie run

Vixie turn swing run
Vixie turn swing run
Vixie turn swing run

Vixie swing and fall over
Vixie no see big boones tting no moor
Vixie is nou Amazen Warrier

[Nystul]

Congrats! I've never tried the "hack n back" move in Diablo.

Animal say Pixie be real good wit akz.

[Moriah]

Ooh!
Me heer lots in kamp by fire at nitge
Me heer animul uus 2 akxs and wurlwind in bad plaec and
me heer all boones maek windoo fraemes
Vixie not animul (editor's note: yes Vixie, we know you're not Animal)
Vixie not srtong
Vixie not can uus big akx

Me go in kill
Me see big boones tting and me go out
Vixie is sneaky and go rount bak way
Me kil rests of smal boones
Me kil big boones tting

Is to do list sai Vixie is nou Baberiun Vaq .. Fanx .. Vanq .. Vankwiesjer