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Hey Waterbat, I have a quiz for you! Please fill in the blanks.
Why did the ____ cross the road ?
To get to the other side
Why did the rooster cross the road ?
To cockadoodle dooo something
Why did the ____ cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls
Why did the turkey cross the road ?
To prove he wasn't ____
Why did the ____ cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser
Why didn't the ____ skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn't have enough guts
Why did the ____ cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Because the ____ hadn't evolved yet
Why did the turtle cross the road ?
To get to the shell station
Why did the horse cross the road ?
Because the ____ needed a day off
If you know what I mean.