Here is a little story I wrote in the style of the wrestling world about some barbarian action. I hope you like it.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Let's get ready to rumble. In one corner we have Hulk Hogan, the Hero of Pony Land (The Crowd roars). In the other corner we have a some lion (the crowd boos).
Billy Bob: I am excited about this match coming up.
Jethro: I am thinking that the lion is way underpowered in this match an that the Hulkster will win this easily.
BB: Well lets see if it turns out to be true. The two competitors eye each other in the ring. The ref gives the signal and the bell rings and we are off.
J: The lion knows he is the underdog in this match and thus he tries to get some early offence. But Hulk Hogan is just too smart for the lion and easily side steps the early offence of the lion and gives the lion a mighty right elbow.
BB:The lion will be dazed from that and will need time to recover. Al the while the Hulkster plays up to the crowd and he gets a cheap pop.
J: The crowd are loving it and right now they have seen just an easy beat down on the lion. Looks like my early prediction is paying off.
BB: Yeah, it seems like you are a modern Nostradamus.
J: Well it took no foresight to see just how powerful the Hulkster is compared to his opponent.
BB: We finally seeing some signs that the lion is getting out of his dazed state, but before the lion can get up, the Hulkster lays some more offence and it looks like this one is over with the lion seemingly down for the count and now we see the Hulkster now revs up the crowd for the end.
J: The crowd is going absolute nuts here and there he goes for the big boot and he connects and that is it. The ref counts to three and it is all over. Hulk Hogan easily defeats the lion and the crowd roars with it's delight.
BB: I am going to into the ring and have an interview with the Hulkster to get his thoughts on the victory. (He enters the ring). SO Hulk, how easy was the win.
HH: Well I knew if I could do what I do best, the lion stood no chance, brother.
BB: How does it feel to have such massive support from the PWF Universe?
HH: Oh brother, it is a great feeling to hear the crowd roaring like that. Brother, I just can't feel any energy any more. (HH goes to each side of the ring and cups his ears to get the crowd roaring again.) It works like a charm, brother.
BB: Well it look like we have a wrap from here.
J: Let's recap all the action that has happened so far. In the first match, via satellite we had a rather weak opponent, after what we assume was the same lion that had killed our beloved Commodore went up against our new scout, 7 of q, and he managed to vanquish the foe in almost a similar fashion. And in our under card for thing we saw Ric Flair face off against another lion who was suffering from an earlier victory against some masked warrior, but this lion won that fight and earned himself a challenge against Ric. But due to the earlier fight the lion was just not able to give as much as before and thus Ric flair was able to win, but not without having to put up a fight. So there you go ladies and gentlemen, from the world of Ponyland Wrestling Federation, we say goodbye after a successful night of action here. Stay tuned next week for more PWF action.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Let's get ready to rumble. In one corner we have Hulk Hogan, the Hero of Pony Land (The Crowd roars). In the other corner we have a some lion (the crowd boos).
Billy Bob: I am excited about this match coming up.
Jethro: I am thinking that the lion is way underpowered in this match an that the Hulkster will win this easily.
BB: Well lets see if it turns out to be true. The two competitors eye each other in the ring. The ref gives the signal and the bell rings and we are off.
J: The lion knows he is the underdog in this match and thus he tries to get some early offence. But Hulk Hogan is just too smart for the lion and easily side steps the early offence of the lion and gives the lion a mighty right elbow.
BB:The lion will be dazed from that and will need time to recover. Al the while the Hulkster plays up to the crowd and he gets a cheap pop.
J: The crowd are loving it and right now they have seen just an easy beat down on the lion. Looks like my early prediction is paying off.
BB: Yeah, it seems like you are a modern Nostradamus.
J: Well it took no foresight to see just how powerful the Hulkster is compared to his opponent.
BB: We finally seeing some signs that the lion is getting out of his dazed state, but before the lion can get up, the Hulkster lays some more offence and it looks like this one is over with the lion seemingly down for the count and now we see the Hulkster now revs up the crowd for the end.
J: The crowd is going absolute nuts here and there he goes for the big boot and he connects and that is it. The ref counts to three and it is all over. Hulk Hogan easily defeats the lion and the crowd roars with it's delight.
BB: I am going to into the ring and have an interview with the Hulkster to get his thoughts on the victory. (He enters the ring). SO Hulk, how easy was the win.
HH: Well I knew if I could do what I do best, the lion stood no chance, brother.
BB: How does it feel to have such massive support from the PWF Universe?
HH: Oh brother, it is a great feeling to hear the crowd roaring like that. Brother, I just can't feel any energy any more. (HH goes to each side of the ring and cups his ears to get the crowd roaring again.) It works like a charm, brother.
BB: Well it look like we have a wrap from here.
J: Let's recap all the action that has happened so far. In the first match, via satellite we had a rather weak opponent, after what we assume was the same lion that had killed our beloved Commodore went up against our new scout, 7 of q, and he managed to vanquish the foe in almost a similar fashion. And in our under card for thing we saw Ric Flair face off against another lion who was suffering from an earlier victory against some masked warrior, but this lion won that fight and earned himself a challenge against Ric. But due to the earlier fight the lion was just not able to give as much as before and thus Ric flair was able to win, but not without having to put up a fight. So there you go ladies and gentlemen, from the world of Ponyland Wrestling Federation, we say goodbye after a successful night of action here. Stay tuned next week for more PWF action.