[spoilers]Oh Canada! Victoria has a Commodore, eh?

[Commodore]

Big blue eyes
A silly name
Rolling dice
And winning games

Slowly claws
Up the board
Suddenly you're top in score

Your civ is rad
So beautiful
Like an angel in disguise

But if you meet
A lurking voice
Explain your Cal-en-dar
cho-o-o-o-oice!
cho-o-o-o-oice!
cho-o-o-o-oice!

Will you show your MoM-ing
cho-o-o-o-oice?
cho-o-o-o-oice?
cho-o-o-o-oice?
WHAT DOES A PLAKO SAY?



The barbs keep coming in
From Walls annoying
Spears deep in the wood
I know they're hiding
What is your deal?
Will we ever know?
Will it always be a mystery
What do you want?

You're my pestering demons
Coming from the woods
What is your deal?



If you're out of the loop...

[Boldly Going Nowhere]

Does that make sense to anyone or am I just old as hell now? Now for something that totally makes sense...





By the way, nice singing Com.

[Commodore]

Indeed, you are old. I know about this because it is my 15-month-old daughter's favorite dance music right now.

Need more Canadian jobs, people!


One future "Tree Cutter" is unnamed. It's hard to find units in the winter though...


A big chunk of the Canadian workerforce is engaged in large-scale environmental depredation right now; thems that would finish chops early are putting turns into cottages. Fiscal Jackhammer is going to take a massive number of worker turns, as well as huge population increases. Amusingly, once/if the Gardens come in, every core city will be unhappy. Luckily HR is going to be close behind.


The spear scuppered along, confusingly enough. Fair enough; Regina will appreciate the ability to pump out another archer before being threatened. It will head west to the wines area; I realized I've neglected using the best name in Canada, perhaps the world; Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. I'll farm that Reginan riverside to share; that's Canadian for "food source".


Now where to put Moose Jaw...

[Mardoc]

Need more Canadian jobs, people!

Hmm, let's try this Thoth-style. Seems appropriate.











Should keep you going for a couple turns, anyway.

[Thoth]

If you need more city names, I vote for Moose Factory.



Yes, there really is a city called Moose Factory. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moose_Factory

[Commodore]

Well, as I said I already want a Moose Jaw. St. John's needs to be in there too...and the theme is islands for island cities, thus Baffin and Ellesmere (Victoria seems a little...confusing, given the leader).

...and Mardoc, no worries. Like I said, 50% of my workers are some variation of "lumberjack", so that's the next two names. Mountie is a criminal exception, however! Must hurry and make two more workers just to fix that oversight.

[Ceiliazul]

You've got to name one "sex yoda"...

what?! It's a fully Canadian reference!

[spacetyrantxenu]

You've got to name one "sex yoda"...

what?! It's a fully Canadian reference!

Explain! I don't know if that reference has made its way down to Florida, despite all the snow birds with dirty, snowy cars who will be driving straight down I-75 from Ontario soon as winter nips at their heels. Honestly, I don't know if winter is caused by the earth's axial tilting or by the proximity of so many Canadians....

[DaveV]

Common Canadian jobs: it seems that the most popular occupations in Windsor are card dealer or stripper.

[Goreripper]

What else are you trying to use stone for? You should get your moai stones up fast.