[spoilers]Oh Canada! Victoria has a Commodore, eh?

[flugauto]

16 turns till academy?

[Commodore]

16 turns till academy?

Says 14, so 15 until the GS is born with the anarchy due, so 16 or 17 depending on Construction.

The Canadians are about to be revolting.

[Boldly Going Nowhere]

The Explorer
"There's no sense in going further - it's the edge of cultivation,"
So they said, and I believed it - broke my land and sowed my crop-
Built my barns and strung my fences in the little border station
Tucked away below the foot hills where the trails run out and stop.

Till a voice, as bad as Conscience, rang interminable changes
On one everlasting Whisper day and night repeated -- so:
"Something hidden. Go and find it. Go and look behind the Ranges --
"Something lost behind the Ranges. Lost and waiting for you. Go!"

So I went, worn out of patience; never told my nearest neighbours --
Stole away with pack and ponies -- left'em drinking in the town;
And the faith that moveth mountains didn't seem to help my labours
As I faced the sheer main-ranges, whipping up and leading down.

March by march I puzzled through'em, turning flanks and dodging shoulders,
Hurried on in hope of water, headed back for lack of grass;
Till I camped above the tree-line -- drifted snow and naked boulders --
Felt free air astir to windward -- knew I'd stumbled on the Pass.
'Thought to name it for the finder: but that night the Norther found me --
Froze and killed the plains-bred ponies; so I called the camp Despair
(It's the Railway Camp to-day, though). Then my Whisper waked to hound me: --
"Something lost behind the Ranges. Over yonder! Go you there!"

Then I knew, the while I doubted -- knew His Hand was certain o'er me.
Still -- it might be self-delusion -- scores of better men had died --
I could reach the townsip living, but... He knows what terrors tore me.
But I didn't... but I didn't. I went down the other side.

Till the snow ran out in flowers, and the flowers turned to aloes,
And the aloes sprung to thickets and a brimming stream ran by;
But the thickets dwined to thorn-scrub, and the water drained to shallows,
And I dropped again on desert -- blasted earth, and blasting sky....

I remember lighting fires; I remember sitting by them;
I remember seeing faces, hearing voices through the smoke;
I remember they were fancy -- for I threw a stone to try 'em.
"Something lost behind the Ranges" was the only word they spoke.

I remember going crazy. I remember that I knew it
When I heard myself hallooing to the funny folk I saw.
Very full of dreams that desert: but my two legs took me through it...
And I used to watch'em moving with the toes all black and raw.

But at last the country altered -- White Man's country past disputing --
Rolling grass and open timber, with a hint of hills behind --
There I found me food and water, and I lay a week recruiting,
Got my strength and lost my nightmares. Then I entered on my find.

Thence I ran my first rough survey -- chose my trees and blazed and ringed'em --
Week by week I pried and sampled -- week by week my findings grew.
Saul he went to look for donkeys, and by God he found a kingdom!
But by God, who sent His Whisper, I had struck the worth of two!

Up along the hostile mountains, where the hair-poised snowslide shivers --
Down and through the big fat marshes that the virgin ore-bed stains,
Till I heard the mile-wide mutterings of unimagined rivers,
And beyond the nameless timber saw illimitable plains!

Plotted sites of future cities, traced the easy grades between'em;
Watched unharnessed rapids wasting fifty thousand head an hour;
Counted leagues of water-frontage through the axe-ripe woods that screen 'em --
Saw the plant to feed a people -- up and waiting for the power!

Well I know who'll take the credit - all the clever chaps that followed --
Came, a dozen men together -- never knew my desert fears;
Tracked me by the camps I'd quitted, used the water-holes I'd hollowed.
They'll go back and do the talking. They'll be called the Pioneers!

They will find my sites of townships -- not the cities that I set there.
They will rediscover rivers -- not my rivers heard at night.
By my own old marks and bearings they will show me how to get there,
By the lonely cairns I builded they will guide my feet aright.
Have I named one single river? Have I claimed one single acre?
Have I kept one single nugget -- (barring samples)? No, not I!
Because my price was paid me ten times over by my Maker.
But you wouldn't understand it. You go up and occupy.

Ores you'll find there; wood and cattle; water-transit sure and steady
(That should keep the railway rates down), coal and iron at your doors.
God took care to hide the country till He judged His people ready,
Then He chose me for His Whisper, and I've found it, and it's yours!

Yes, your "Never-never country" -- yes, your edge of cultivation"
And "no sense in going further" -- till I crossed the range to see.
God forgive me! No, I didn't. It's God's present to our nation.
Anybody might have found it but -- His Whisper came to me!
-Rudyard Kipling

[Commodore]

The Explorer
-Rudyard Kipling

Really enjoyed that. Nicely done.

I'm glad you did! Now here's the men who followed with their packhorses, never knowing desert madness. Growing for the first time in many turns, yay!


I revolted to Bureaucracy; so did Pindicooter. They did theirs with a bit more flair...


...but that's not why there is zero chance of winning. This is why:


GG M_H.

[Boldly Going Nowhere]

Well, there is still ALL OF THE ISLANDS to play for, so there's that.

[DaveV]

...there is zero chance of winning. This is why:

I think I remember you being overwhelmed several pages back when you thought you'd have to trot out your A game and play to win. Now you're despairing because you have no chance?

[Commodore]

...there is zero chance of winning. This is why:

I think I remember you being overwhelmed several pages back when you thought you'd have to trot out your A game and play to win. Now you're despairing because you have no chance?

Hrm? I think my tone must be very off; I'm not despairing at all, very cheery. Not trying to win at all, just over here playing with my happy little islands, serene in the security of my lack of threateningness and willingness to hit the berzerk button if someone zerks me.

Speaking of happy islands...what's the "isle" threshold for Huge where barbs won't spawn?

[fluffyflyingpig]

So this is our cue to super subtly nudge your southern neighbors to swarm you with zerkers on 8 move galleys, right?

[Commodore]

So this is our cue to super subtly nudge your southern neighbors to swarm you with zerkers on 8 move galleys, right?

Enjoy joyous posts like "The Explorer"? Enjoying the Pindicooter cheer? Broadcast peace vibes (or "amplify PTSD" vibes) then.

[fluffyflyingpig]

But the lurkers demand blood and angst! I already paid good money for all of this popcorn and don't want it to get stale.