Nothing like the Prodigal Sons: The Odd Couple actually play as themselves.

[The Real Kanye West]

Y'all believe this, you see what they doin to me?



How we gonna let em do that to us? Gotta be strong. Y'all getting pushed around by Warren G, he's nothing but a hater. Regulator my ass, regulator is what you use so you can be free and swim with dolphins down in the ocean. That's deep shit for your ass. Gotta go Ima write a song about it. When I come back I want this shit cleaned up, hear me? Dont make me send Kim over here and do it for you. She tries hard after you hit her enough but godamighty she talks too much.

[darrelljs]

It's a bot, but its the best bot ever.

Darrell

[Boldly Going Nowhere]

That's no bot. There's a human in there somewhere. You just have to get through all the goo, gore, blood, shit, and stupidity. But, in the absence of reports, I'll take a Kanye Battle.

DO IT!! hammerhammer

[Gaspar]

I all the Kanyes.

I'll get you guys a report next turn. There's really nothing happening, we're recovering from losing 2 workers and whipping ourselves silly but when your neighbor is competent and had such a vastly superior start - its a little depressing. Don't get me wrong, there's still many, many turns left in this game for us. That's really why its depressing.

[spacetyrantxenu]

Don't worry, Noble will cheer you up!

[Boldly Going Nowhere]

I all the Kanyes.

I'll get you guys a report next turn. There's really nothing happening, we're recovering from losing 2 workers and whipping ourselves silly but when your neighbor is competent and had such a vastly superior start - its a little depressing. Don't get me wrong, there's still many, many turns left in this game for us. That's really why its depressing.

I mean, you could just report from the sandbox on how the game SHOULD have turned out. It would make for a better read than what is certain to follow: 63 more turns of PB16 until even the dimmest of lights realizes that Seven has this in a walk and everyone is just wasting time.

[SadGit]

I'll get you guys a report next turn. There's really nothing happening, we're recovering from losing 2 workers and whipping ourselves silly but when your neighbor is competent and had such a vastly superior start - its a little depressing. Don't get me wrong, there's still many, many turns left in this game for us. That's really why its depressing.

Think of it like this: You lost the first match of the season at home to Villa, and then lost Podolski and the Oxe to injury.

So what to do next? Easy, dig deep, find the backbone and work from there.

Oh and maybe sign a world class player from another team. What price Krill?

[Old Harry]

+1. Think of the stories they'll sing when you manage to pull this one back for the win!

[Gaspar]

We're trying, guys. But the deck is stacked too far for it to matter. This is PBEM29 all over again, except that in 29 the lesson to be learned was to go all out for things whereas here the lesson is if you have an aggressive neighbor with a 3 food capital and Seven's on another continent wiping his opponent out on t37, you're screwed.

A lot less to be learned from that, I think.

[Brian Shanahan]

We're trying, guys. But the deck is stacked too far for it to matter. This is PBEM29 all over again, except that in 29 the lesson to be learned was to go all out for things whereas here the lesson is if you have an aggressive neighbor with a 3 food capital and Seven's on another continent wiping his opponent out on t37, you're screwed.

A lot less to be learned from that, I think.

As the computer says: "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play".