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Quote:Originally posted by Griselda@Mar 28 2004, 04:14 PM
but then he'd take the sanity damage, and forget to consider the cockroach, which...
Was crawling up under his kilt...
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Quote: but then he'd take the sanity damage, and forget to consider the cockroach, which was crawling up under his kilt...
...carrying a wad of chewed-up bubble gum...
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Quote:Originally posted by Hawkmoon@Mar 28 2004, 05:38 PM
Quote:[b] but then he'd take the sanity damage, and forget to consider the cockroach, which was crawling up under his kilt...
...carrying a wad of chewed-up bubble gum...
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Which really sticks to Orcish pubic hairs...
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Quote:Originally posted by Doc+Mar 28 2004, 08:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Doc @ Mar 28 2004, 08:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Hawkmoon@Mar 28 2004, 05:38 PM
Quote:[b] but then he'd take the sanity damage, and forget to consider the cockroach, which was crawling up under his kilt...
...carrying a wad of chewed-up bubble gum...
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Which really sticks to Orcish pubic hairs... [/b][/quote]
but he was a machocist who got off on that. However, the next thing that happened....
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Quote:Originally posted by LKendter@Mar 29 2004, 05:31 AM
but he was a machocist who got off on that. However, the next thing that happened...
...is that the phone rang. When he answered, he was told that he would win a grand prize if only he could answer three questions. Unfortuntely, the first question was...
Fortune favors the bold.
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"What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" and he hadn't seen the movie, so instead he...
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Quote:Originally posted by Sirian@Mar 29 2004, 05:42 AM
...is that the phone rang. When he answered, he was told that he would win a grand prize if only he could answer three questions. Unfortuntely, the first question was...
... not "What is the answer to the question, you know, the question about life, the universe and everything - which we all know the answer to - but...
[Edit: ignore this post - Griselda got hers in while I was spell checking...]
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Quote:Originally posted by Griselda@Mar 29 2004, 07:39 AM
"What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" and he hadn't seen the movie, so instead he...
... asked if there was a not-so-grand prize and was told...
-- CH
(darn! Gris was ahead of me by less than a minute, I'm sure! I shouldn't have previewed!
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Quote:Originally posted by CelticHound+Mar 29 2004, 02:44 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CelticHound @ Mar 29 2004, 02:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Griselda@Mar 29 2004, 07:39 AM
"What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" and he hadn't seen the movie, so instead he...
... asked if there was a not-so-grand prize and was told... [/b][/quote]
That he must still answer two more questions and question number two was...
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Quote:Originally posted by Doc+Mar 29 2004, 09:10 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Doc @ Mar 29 2004, 09:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Quote:Originally posted by -CelticHound@Mar 29 2004, 02:44 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Griselda@Mar 29 2004, 07:39 AM
[b]"What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" and he hadn't seen the movie, so instead he...
... asked if there was a not-so-grand prize and was told... [/b]
That he must still answer two more questions and question number two was........ [/b][/quote]
which came first the chicken or the egg? Well the Orc got stuck on food and...
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