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Rambling Rogue

"Out in the West Texas town of El Paso,
I got some shots and got sick as a dog."
(To the tune of the Marty Robbins classic . . .)

Hail, a few words from the Rambling Rogue. We leave soon, can't say when. Been getting "processed" by the Army, which is similar to Arlo Guthrie's "inspected, injected, neglected and seee lected." (From Alice's Restaurant.)

I had most of my shots up to date, but bless the Army, they gave me more, and when taking the blood for the HIV test, left a massive bruise. It's still green. The Navy Corpsman who did it last week left nary a trace. Go figure. Have been sick as a dog for the last two days, not sure if it was the flu shot (which I did not need, season is over) or the small pox, or the rubella, or . . .

I qualified Expert, again, with the 9mm, 280/300, but was kicking myself for missing a target from "Being Hasty" and pulling versus squeezing the trigger. Pulled high and left, off target. Treebeard and my old pistol instructor would not be pleased. Musn't be hasty . . . however, I don't think that where I am going there will be much shooting. (crosses fingers)

Got some excellent gas mask training, and even better first aid training. Small group instruction is still one of the Army's strong points. I will say that our firing range safety and pistol techniques instructor is a little "zen" for my taste, but it worked. smile

Been watching the news, and a few comments:

Was gratified to see that someone used an F-16 and a 2000 lb bomb the other day to take out a sniper. Hmmm, proportional response. They oughta take out that bridge where the contractors got hung out to dry the same way.

The sale of US Army clothing at the Bagdad Thieve's market does not surprise me. Someone is bound to lose an item here and there in a fire fight . . . As far as the media's hype in re the chance for infiltration, etc, the same stuff has been for sale at "The Cavalry Store" for years. (A catalogue house that caters to folks obsessed with military paraphanelia, and knives in particular.) Heard on the same news show that a few dozen Humvee's are unaccounted for and that the media wag reporting that feels that is a security issue. hmmmmmmmmm We shall see.

The Bruhaha over "they should have been armoring Humvees long ago, what is happening now is too little and too late" puzzles me. The Humvee was never meant for MOUT. (Military Operations in Urban Terrain.) So, as the mission changed, and crept into nation building (which some of us predicted . . . .) the Army has to adapt, and they are doing it as quickly as time and money allow. That is nothing new. I am at a loss at the complaints in re zero defects expectations, but those who say "you should have planned for this" ignore the very real money limitations that the Army not at war faces in choosing how to spend money where. On the flip side, the soldiers emailing home that they feel like sitting ducks in a Humvee should be listened to.

Have heard some odd stories in re how the information age has changed the letter home. Apparently, some soldiers are getting a chance now and again to use a chat client to talk to the home front, not sure how it works. The Chaplain says it is a mixed blessing, as the immediacy of the chat bypasses the self censorship that letter writing often induces. In short, there were some incidents where the post chat led to depression due to a "fight." Saw that years ago in the Navy, on a MARS station (HF patch to Ham radio operators) when one of our sailors got into an argument with his wife "over the phone" that was so vitriolic that the Ham radio operator cut the patch.

Writing letters: good. Nagging and carping with the home front: bad. Getting a box of cookies from home: priceless. smile

El Paso. Nice place to visit, not sure I'd want to live here. The Mexican food in San Antonio is loads better. smile

Rogue out
"Think globally, drink locally."
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Hey Occhi,

I am not sure what shot it is, but I got one when I went to the gulf in '91. It's purple syrup that's injected right into your butt cheek. Feels like someone cut you open and stuffed a sphere ranging from golf ball to softball size in your 'cheek'. Hope you haven't had to get one of those, but if so, hope it felt like the smaller sort of sphere.

Keep your head down when you go where ever. smile
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Hi,

I had most of my shots up to date, but bless the Army, they gave me more

Some things never change. smile

I qualified Expert, again, with the 9mm, 280/300,

Not a bad bit of shooting. You got at least a few in the ten ring wink

I don't envy you the trip, especially since it's definitively off season. Take care, stay cool (both ways). and drop us a line when you can.

--Pete
"What I tell you three times is true." -- The Bellman
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"Cool" will soon become relative. "But it's a dry heat!"

Hehe.

Thanks for the wishes, time on net limited, we all must share. smile

PS: No, it was not me. The Italian contractor named Quatrocchi who got assassinated on film the other day, which apparently was too gross for even Al Jazeria, was not me wearing glasses (i.e. "four eyes")

Bad pun, but it gave me pause. Not pleased that those folks are killing "occhi's" of any flavor . . .
"Think globally, drink locally."
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The shots in the army, they say are might fine

one rolled off a table and killed a friend of mine.

I don't want no more of army life,

Gee dad I wana go, but they won't let me go,

Gee dad, I wana go ho - o - ome.


Or was it the biscuits in the army?
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Hi,

Funny, I remember that one from scouts, but not from the army. What I do remember from the army is not suitable for a PG-13 board smile

--Pete
"What I tell you three times is true." -- The Bellman
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Hi,

Not pleased that those folks are killing "occhi's" of any flavor . . .

Me neither -- dodge quick and come back soon. We're gonna need some spicy rogues in WoW. And you should be getting back about the time that Blizzard releases it (sometime this century, this millennium for sure smile )

Are there any REs for REMFs in today's wars?

I'm glad we got some real gamers working the game theory.

I'm not sure we should be there, but thank you. "My country, right or wrong" I understand and respect.

--Pete
"What I tell you three times is true." -- The Bellman
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I would have to characterize what I am doing as in the REMF class of endeavour. I will PM in a few days, as I do not feel comfortable discussing such details on a public board, I think it would be incorrect to do so.

As for the other, it's closer to a case of "it comes with the badge" and "your turn, pal!" smile And last but not least, regardless of how distasteful a job one has, one should still do one's best, as a show of loyalty to one's comrades if for no other reason. There is honor and glory in doing even the humblest of tasks to the best of one's ability. Your comment some time ago in re philosophy and plumbing is tangentially related.

Adding another verse to the old Boy Scout song . . .

"The coffe in the Army
They say it's mighty fine
It looks like mud and water
And tastes like iodine!"

That one is dead on, this morning it was worthy of paint peeling fluid! How dare they profane the sacred bean so! :P Of course, free coffee is in and of itself a good thing . . .

EEEP, must email the kids before my ration of connectivity expires. Later.

Occhi
"Think globally, drink locally."
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Good luck, and take care of your self. smile
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Having spent quite a bit of time at Ft. Bliss, I heartily recommend the German Club, if you haven't had a chance to go there yet. It's basically the officer's club for the many German Luftwaffe officers stationed there (They use it for their Air Defense training), but it's open to all, and they have excellent German food, most of the staff are German spouses. The other good places to eat are a couple steakhouses out of town, one about 20-30 miles east is called Cattleman's Ranch or Club or something, there is another north of town called Edge of Texas, near the New Mexico state line. I was there last year, and had a real Buffalo steak, actually pretty good, definitely lean. Good luck and God bless.
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