Report:
Executive summary: If you don't have time to read the report, just skip to the last screenshot I included. It's worth a thousand words.
Roster:
RFS-81 - (Thanks for getting us started and helping to get us to this point!)
haphazard1 - Has Got This!
Coeurva - (Thanks for playing with us, even if only briefly, and contributing some great turns too!)
RefSteel - Just played - and not gonna see the save again.
-2430-
I should be soaring above Paranar, at the Volcanic Preserve and Geothermal Resort, and instead I'm listening - half-listening - to some functionary squawk at me about "our gratitude" and the stupid "emergency," and the Presumptive First Talon Elect and something about "another universe." I stop him there.
"This other universe: Is it something our scientists and engineers discovered? Is there a way to weaponize it?"
He blinks awkwardly with the eye that's facing me, swings his head around to look at me with the other eye, and blinks with that one too, even more awkwardly. "Um?" he asks me.
I wave a wing at him. "We'll discuss it with the techies later. Go on." And he does, about repulsor beams the Presumptive Elect had promised in his campaign speeches, and about the Robotic Controls and Gaian Conversions promised by the previous first Talon to increase our factory counts into the ionosphere, and ... I stop him again. "Listen. Bub." I'm trying to be polite, here. Polite for me. "I don't have time for this. I'm in for ten years because you need me, but I don't really plan on doing this again. I'm only coming out of retirement once, okay? And what I'm hearing is this succession that's supposed to last until we take over the galaxy is running short on qualified candidates, you hear me? So I'm going to go ahead and change up some of our research priorities."
I'm not even sure what weapons we're researching - stinger something, he said, which sounds like something a bug would use, not us birdies - but it doesn't even matter: All I really want right now is some better miniaturization so we can make ourselves a better fleet. That and some transports moving. We don't have near enough birds up on Thrax, and it seems like we have to chain them all the way around the far edge of the galaxy to get there. Aren't there some really nice, terran-class planets right near there? Waste of space if they don't help. I want to get them contributing ASAP.
Oh, and I'm having the boys throw shipyards up everywhere remotely near a front. I'm not into this whole dance with "factories." Maybe at Thrax, once it's finished something to swoop in and steal Simius, but other than that, we can worry about "infrastructure" and "employment" and whatever when we've taken over the galaxy. You want employment? Go to the shipyards and the weapons labs! We can always use more talons up there!
-2431-
Yeah, whatever, cat. Come fight me. You think even your gunners can hit my new stabilized Kestrel design? This war is not going to be a problem. I mean, not for me. The Mrrshans may regret it, but whatever, that's their look-out. I mean, look at it: The Silicoids just snuck Simius out from under them with a brand-new colony. And before I had a chance to do it, too! Well, you know what that means. Or, wait, you don't? Come on. You know me. What do you think it means?
(Well, for now it just means I'm scrapping what's left of our sub-fusion starfleet. No point having ships flying around like they're ... I don't know, something slow. Like non-Alkari. But in the long term you know what it means. And if you know me, you know that when I say "long term," I'm talking - tops - like four or five years.)
-2432-
Finally got that weapons research done, so I've got some new designs. Our new scanner ship is armed to the teeth because why would you make a ship that's going into battle and not put a million guns on it? The other new toys are updated SpaceGull 4s: Stabilized fusion bombers, loaded to the nines.
Also I guess we can use the new stuff the weapons engineers invented, stingersomethingsomething, I don't know. I told the boys to go see about building a fusion rifle because a bird-portable multi-use long-range thermonuclear device sounds a lot cooler to me than like stinging things, but you know. Also we could have had some new bombs or some junk, but it doesn't really matter; it's not like we're going to be really researching much for the rest of my term. SpaceGull muster points's at Zhardan. First-wave Talon muster point's here at Altair, then we'll pick up with more of those at Zhardan too. We're sending combat transports too: Not "will be" - they're already loaded and launching.
-2433-
Over 250 fighters and almost as many bombers - and one of those scanner things, just to see. Not bad for a first wave, but I'm not going in with just this fleet. It's getting supplemented from right around Zhardan while half our core worlds are turning right around and sending more in just about the opposite direction from where they just launched these. I don't have time to wait around; we've got a galaxy to conquer here.
Oh, speaking of which: The kittens won the three-way scrum with the rocks and bugs for control of Simius orbit, so I'm sending some of the boys up from Thrax to chase them off. There'll be plenty more to replace them.
-2434-
Looks like Simius is a nice little world covered in cold steppelands and a couple million sentient rocks, so Regulus is going to supply some avian population. With laser pulse rifles, defensive shields, and duralloy servo-assist combat armor. Also, see that little cluster of golden ships and transports near the center of the galaxy? That's what my invasion plan looks like the year before.
I got a call from that crazy lizard guy, I forget his name, so I sent it to holomail. Come to check it out, and it looks like he's upset about something.
Yeah, that's a war declaration. Sad story. I wasn't planning to bother taking over those Sakkra worlds, but I guess since he insists, I'll have to come up with a way to do it! So here's what that looks like:
Those fleets and transports up in the upper left corner of the screen are still converging on their orignal targets, up past my original staging star of Zhardan. On the other side of the screen, with Rigel one year's fusion flight away from my second staging star of Crypto on the other side of Alkari space, it's still sending ships over there, including the bombers that just reached it: It was my secondary staging colony for the Crypto sector war fleet. Meanwhile nearly everyone else within two years' travel is building new ships and getting ready to send ships down to Beta Ceti, my staging ground for our latest target of opportunity. Here at Altair, we're getting some research done, but I'm sure we can start contributing more ships soon. This is my third different major target and my third new staging star in the past three years! If we were getting in on this one from Altair, we could have used Volantis as a secondary staging star, just for more versatility. Wasn't necessary here though. Well, I guess you could say it's never necessary.
-2435-
Here's Exis, my first big prize, getting its defenses removed. The reason you can't see the Shark cruiser except in the ship specs is that by this point in the battle, the Kestrel 4.1s had already ended its existence. We've also got another space battle this year right next door, but it goes more or less the same way. Then it's just a matter of waiting for the trans... wait, hang on, I'm getting a priority message from Bulrathi space, and it's on a private encrypted frequency; that'll be one of our spies. The boys already have their instructions, so if they see a weapons lab...
Oh, yeah. Like taking high-energy talon-held ionic accelerator weapons from a bearcub. ... I gotta work on my metaphors. Anyway, this calls for a rush job: We want every troop on every transport we've got outfitted with these things so they can wreck those Silicoids' rocky orifices with emphasis. Exis falls like a rich, ripe plum, and then that second target I mentioned going after simultaneously: Keeta!
Easy as snapping the nose off a maid when you're baked in a Trojan Pie. And it looks like we captured some rocky tech I don't care about while we were at it!
I knew because I don't care about any of the rocky techs. I'm sure somebody'll appreciate doubling the power of our theoretical shield arrays in case somebody ever builds something with a shield on it, right? Anyway, I got another holomessage. Check out captain obvious over here:
Yeah, I'm feeling your might already, Carnax. It kinda tickles. We just conquered two of your planets; don't you think we already know we're at war?
So I was thinking of consolidating my fleet up there, but forget that! We didn't lose a single ship up there! This is obviously overkill. I leave a few defenders behind at each of my new worlds to clean up stragglers, get 'em started on their atmospheric terraforming, and send the rest of each fleet off to explore some of our other enemies' worlds.
-2436-
Here's what the cats have defending Simius. It maybe looks scary until you realize all our mainline combat ships can fly circles around those missiles, and even dodge the mercs the bases are firing. Then we're down to the Cheetahs that can't hit the broad side of an aviary. Most of the fleet retreats, the rest die like the bases, and the planet only had three, so I don't even know if I'll bother conquering it; it's been in cat paws forever, so it's obviously pretty mineral-poor.
So that was the Exis fleet. Here's where I sent the one from Keeta.
Don't worry about the Sakkra ships; they're all just armed with heavy lasers. Don't worry about the bases here on their homeworld either really; nuclear missiles are slllllllllllooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Then we defend Zhardan from a couple more of their heavy laser boats, almost in our sleep, and take care of that other space fight on the other side of the galaxy, and then while the transports are coming in, take a break to review the lab reports, where we get even more good news! Our brand-new robotic factory controls will mean like a hundred and fifty five new factories around the empire - all of them at Thrax and Exis - and more to the point, it lets us send out way more transports without cutting too deep into our combat production capacity! And we're going to need a lot of transports, believe me. That other space fight I mentioned? It was here:
I got sick of defending places against these stupid bugs, with their big terran planets so close to what ought to have been our back lines. These are the guys who've been attacking us since before we had first contact, remember! So I went ahead and blew up all the defenses at their homeworld. We're not bombing it though: Like I said, we need transports here! Oh, and then there's this GNN guy. Get this joke:
I guess that wealthy merchant knows how to pick the winning side, but it's not like that's difficult at this point, and come on; does it really look like we need another 1.3 trillion credits?
-2437-
Here's what the Klackons have defending Morrig. Against almost a hundred fifty SpaceGulls and about a hundred Kestrels, it's all pretty much scrap. Oh, and Fierias makes it three different aliens' homeworlds whose skies we've taken for ourselves in two years flat. I'm not bothering to send any 'sports up to the catworld though; it's too far off with the nebula. I don't mean we're not going to take it, you understand; I just mean we need a couple years to get the situation on that side of the missing galactic core to stabilize.
Oh, and we get another last-minute spy hit on the bears, but it's just a merculite missile design. We've got something wayyyyy better. So no new boost for our troops this time, when the first, smallest wave hits Kholdan - just the boys I could send over from Regulus next door. That softens up the defenses all right, but they couldn't take the planet fighting almost five to one. For that, we have to wait 'til next year!
-2438-
Hey, check out Talas! Just one of the four new planets where we took orbit this year - one of them's Cryslon, in the nebula, by the way, so that's every homeworld but Ursa cleared in just three years - but Talas is pretty special with those amazing Artifacts on the surface from the Ancients or whoever. Kind of far for me to send transports there right now, but when we do, I'd love to get a look at all the high-tech ruins!
Another one's the Sakkra colony of Kailis: I bypassed their poor old Zoctan colony to get there, only to find out the minerals at Kailis are just as poor! I almost feel bad for them. Not enough to call off my attack on their homeworld, of course, even if I could. Not enough to keep me from conquering Zoctan now that Kailis showed it isn't really a better choice. But you know, almost!
Okay, so ground wars. Our boys from Regulus, way back when, finally hit Simius and just take over. We outnumbered them almost six to one, and - you know - we're better. Then our second transport wave hits Kholdan.
Yup. Looks like I sent in just about the right number of guys. Also, we make the news again.
This is what it looks like when you're dominating the galaxy. Been too long since we saw one of those growth warnings from the Ancients' GNN reporting service. Although I'm pretty sure this is going to be the last one.
Anyway, we got some random junk from the Klackons.
I mean, fusion beams are okay, but we're working on making a version our soldiers can carry around on their backs! And technically class V deflectors are an upgrade, but it's an upgrade I never plan to build for something else I never plan to build, and the other stuff - some kind of specialized colony-preservation tech for infernos, and a bulkier, dumber neutron gun than the one we've already got - is just a bunch of chaff.
Oh, and it looks like the bug queen is calling too! I wonder what she wants!
Huh. I mean, okay Ixitixl, sure, no doubt we're at war now, but I guess I must have missed something in there - are you telling me after I bombed out your homeworld defenses and Morrig's and Yarrow's, and my first wave of 25 million birds died to kill off about 38 million of your homeworld's bugs, until just now when we actually conquered Kholdan, we weren't already at war?"
I do stop spying on the buggies though. There isn't really any point to it anymore.
-2439-
Terrible news at Sssla: The lizards have managed to build a huge Dragon dreadought, with double-layered duralloy armor! With only 22 Kestrels in the system and 24 bombers to fly interference for them, we fall just short of destroying it before it defeats our local fleet! That leaves the giant ship in orbit to shoot down thirty of our incoming transports!
Of course, that doesn't help with the other hundred and fifty seven. We conquer their home world handily enough, and take everything of value - so mainly the one thing:
Cutting our empire-wide factory waste by a quarter helps us out a little with basically everything. I guess the bio-toxin antidote we picked up will be nice to have if anybody ever starts deploying death spores like the ones we also stole, and a warp dissipator might be useful if ... no, let's be real, we don't need it, okay? Oh, and we learned about some of their cute, old-fashioned terraforming techniques. Whatever. Much, much more importantly, I just sent another call to holomail, and this one's from the Bulrathi. Rather than showing you the call itself, I'll let you check out the results, in all their glory:
Ayyyyyup. Guess who's at war with the entire galaxy! Oh, also, guess who doesn't care even slightly! Problem for my successor to deal with, right? If your definition of "problem" is really, really loose, I mean.
-2440-
The Dragon's still hanging around at Sssla. But I sent a real fleet this time. We lose barely more than 10% of our fighters taking down the dread. Of course, now we've got a bunch of bear cruisers on the way....
We also can make gaian planets now with advanced soil enrichment, so that's fun. And another year, another major assault on a Klackon world. Ho hum. I guess this one's a little special though:
Yarrow was the last one. Sorry, buggies: Not sorry.
This may come to a surprise to somebody somewhere, but I doubt it: Guys? We're winning.
Also we have a pretty nice little starfleet. We can build even more obviously, if we happen to feel like it. We can do whatever we want to, really.
And there's our galaxy! I mean, not officially yet, but give it ten years. It will be.
Have at it, First Talon Haphazard! I'll be on Paranar if you need me.
...
Take my word for it: You won't need me.
I should be soaring above Paranar, at the Volcanic Preserve and Geothermal Resort, and instead I'm listening - half-listening - to some functionary squawk at me about "our gratitude" and the stupid "emergency," and the Presumptive First Talon Elect and something about "another universe." I stop him there.
"This other universe: Is it something our scientists and engineers discovered? Is there a way to weaponize it?"
He blinks awkwardly with the eye that's facing me, swings his head around to look at me with the other eye, and blinks with that one too, even more awkwardly. "Um?" he asks me.
I wave a wing at him. "We'll discuss it with the techies later. Go on." And he does, about repulsor beams the Presumptive Elect had promised in his campaign speeches, and about the Robotic Controls and Gaian Conversions promised by the previous first Talon to increase our factory counts into the ionosphere, and ... I stop him again. "Listen. Bub." I'm trying to be polite, here. Polite for me. "I don't have time for this. I'm in for ten years because you need me, but I don't really plan on doing this again. I'm only coming out of retirement once, okay? And what I'm hearing is this succession that's supposed to last until we take over the galaxy is running short on qualified candidates, you hear me? So I'm going to go ahead and change up some of our research priorities."
I'm not even sure what weapons we're researching - stinger something, he said, which sounds like something a bug would use, not us birdies - but it doesn't even matter: All I really want right now is some better miniaturization so we can make ourselves a better fleet. That and some transports moving. We don't have near enough birds up on Thrax, and it seems like we have to chain them all the way around the far edge of the galaxy to get there. Aren't there some really nice, terran-class planets right near there? Waste of space if they don't help. I want to get them contributing ASAP.
Oh, and I'm having the boys throw shipyards up everywhere remotely near a front. I'm not into this whole dance with "factories." Maybe at Thrax, once it's finished something to swoop in and steal Simius, but other than that, we can worry about "infrastructure" and "employment" and whatever when we've taken over the galaxy. You want employment? Go to the shipyards and the weapons labs! We can always use more talons up there!
-2431-
Yeah, whatever, cat. Come fight me. You think even your gunners can hit my new stabilized Kestrel design? This war is not going to be a problem. I mean, not for me. The Mrrshans may regret it, but whatever, that's their look-out. I mean, look at it: The Silicoids just snuck Simius out from under them with a brand-new colony. And before I had a chance to do it, too! Well, you know what that means. Or, wait, you don't? Come on. You know me. What do you think it means?
(Well, for now it just means I'm scrapping what's left of our sub-fusion starfleet. No point having ships flying around like they're ... I don't know, something slow. Like non-Alkari. But in the long term you know what it means. And if you know me, you know that when I say "long term," I'm talking - tops - like four or five years.)
-2432-
Finally got that weapons research done, so I've got some new designs. Our new scanner ship is armed to the teeth because why would you make a ship that's going into battle and not put a million guns on it? The other new toys are updated SpaceGull 4s: Stabilized fusion bombers, loaded to the nines.
Also I guess we can use the new stuff the weapons engineers invented, stingersomethingsomething, I don't know. I told the boys to go see about building a fusion rifle because a bird-portable multi-use long-range thermonuclear device sounds a lot cooler to me than like stinging things, but you know. Also we could have had some new bombs or some junk, but it doesn't really matter; it's not like we're going to be really researching much for the rest of my term. SpaceGull muster points's at Zhardan. First-wave Talon muster point's here at Altair, then we'll pick up with more of those at Zhardan too. We're sending combat transports too: Not "will be" - they're already loaded and launching.
-2433-
Over 250 fighters and almost as many bombers - and one of those scanner things, just to see. Not bad for a first wave, but I'm not going in with just this fleet. It's getting supplemented from right around Zhardan while half our core worlds are turning right around and sending more in just about the opposite direction from where they just launched these. I don't have time to wait around; we've got a galaxy to conquer here.
Oh, speaking of which: The kittens won the three-way scrum with the rocks and bugs for control of Simius orbit, so I'm sending some of the boys up from Thrax to chase them off. There'll be plenty more to replace them.
-2434-
Looks like Simius is a nice little world covered in cold steppelands and a couple million sentient rocks, so Regulus is going to supply some avian population. With laser pulse rifles, defensive shields, and duralloy servo-assist combat armor. Also, see that little cluster of golden ships and transports near the center of the galaxy? That's what my invasion plan looks like the year before.
I got a call from that crazy lizard guy, I forget his name, so I sent it to holomail. Come to check it out, and it looks like he's upset about something.
Yeah, that's a war declaration. Sad story. I wasn't planning to bother taking over those Sakkra worlds, but I guess since he insists, I'll have to come up with a way to do it! So here's what that looks like:
Those fleets and transports up in the upper left corner of the screen are still converging on their orignal targets, up past my original staging star of Zhardan. On the other side of the screen, with Rigel one year's fusion flight away from my second staging star of Crypto on the other side of Alkari space, it's still sending ships over there, including the bombers that just reached it: It was my secondary staging colony for the Crypto sector war fleet. Meanwhile nearly everyone else within two years' travel is building new ships and getting ready to send ships down to Beta Ceti, my staging ground for our latest target of opportunity. Here at Altair, we're getting some research done, but I'm sure we can start contributing more ships soon. This is my third different major target and my third new staging star in the past three years! If we were getting in on this one from Altair, we could have used Volantis as a secondary staging star, just for more versatility. Wasn't necessary here though. Well, I guess you could say it's never necessary.
-2435-
Here's Exis, my first big prize, getting its defenses removed. The reason you can't see the Shark cruiser except in the ship specs is that by this point in the battle, the Kestrel 4.1s had already ended its existence. We've also got another space battle this year right next door, but it goes more or less the same way. Then it's just a matter of waiting for the trans... wait, hang on, I'm getting a priority message from Bulrathi space, and it's on a private encrypted frequency; that'll be one of our spies. The boys already have their instructions, so if they see a weapons lab...
Oh, yeah. Like taking high-energy talon-held ionic accelerator weapons from a bearcub. ... I gotta work on my metaphors. Anyway, this calls for a rush job: We want every troop on every transport we've got outfitted with these things so they can wreck those Silicoids' rocky orifices with emphasis. Exis falls like a rich, ripe plum, and then that second target I mentioned going after simultaneously: Keeta!
Easy as snapping the nose off a maid when you're baked in a Trojan Pie. And it looks like we captured some rocky tech I don't care about while we were at it!
I knew because I don't care about any of the rocky techs. I'm sure somebody'll appreciate doubling the power of our theoretical shield arrays in case somebody ever builds something with a shield on it, right? Anyway, I got another holomessage. Check out captain obvious over here:
Yeah, I'm feeling your might already, Carnax. It kinda tickles. We just conquered two of your planets; don't you think we already know we're at war?
So I was thinking of consolidating my fleet up there, but forget that! We didn't lose a single ship up there! This is obviously overkill. I leave a few defenders behind at each of my new worlds to clean up stragglers, get 'em started on their atmospheric terraforming, and send the rest of each fleet off to explore some of our other enemies' worlds.
-2436-
Here's what the cats have defending Simius. It maybe looks scary until you realize all our mainline combat ships can fly circles around those missiles, and even dodge the mercs the bases are firing. Then we're down to the Cheetahs that can't hit the broad side of an aviary. Most of the fleet retreats, the rest die like the bases, and the planet only had three, so I don't even know if I'll bother conquering it; it's been in cat paws forever, so it's obviously pretty mineral-poor.
So that was the Exis fleet. Here's where I sent the one from Keeta.
Don't worry about the Sakkra ships; they're all just armed with heavy lasers. Don't worry about the bases here on their homeworld either really; nuclear missiles are slllllllllllooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Then we defend Zhardan from a couple more of their heavy laser boats, almost in our sleep, and take care of that other space fight on the other side of the galaxy, and then while the transports are coming in, take a break to review the lab reports, where we get even more good news! Our brand-new robotic factory controls will mean like a hundred and fifty five new factories around the empire - all of them at Thrax and Exis - and more to the point, it lets us send out way more transports without cutting too deep into our combat production capacity! And we're going to need a lot of transports, believe me. That other space fight I mentioned? It was here:
I got sick of defending places against these stupid bugs, with their big terran planets so close to what ought to have been our back lines. These are the guys who've been attacking us since before we had first contact, remember! So I went ahead and blew up all the defenses at their homeworld. We're not bombing it though: Like I said, we need transports here! Oh, and then there's this GNN guy. Get this joke:
I guess that wealthy merchant knows how to pick the winning side, but it's not like that's difficult at this point, and come on; does it really look like we need another 1.3 trillion credits?
-2437-
Here's what the Klackons have defending Morrig. Against almost a hundred fifty SpaceGulls and about a hundred Kestrels, it's all pretty much scrap. Oh, and Fierias makes it three different aliens' homeworlds whose skies we've taken for ourselves in two years flat. I'm not bothering to send any 'sports up to the catworld though; it's too far off with the nebula. I don't mean we're not going to take it, you understand; I just mean we need a couple years to get the situation on that side of the missing galactic core to stabilize.
Oh, and we get another last-minute spy hit on the bears, but it's just a merculite missile design. We've got something wayyyyy better. So no new boost for our troops this time, when the first, smallest wave hits Kholdan - just the boys I could send over from Regulus next door. That softens up the defenses all right, but they couldn't take the planet fighting almost five to one. For that, we have to wait 'til next year!
-2438-
Hey, check out Talas! Just one of the four new planets where we took orbit this year - one of them's Cryslon, in the nebula, by the way, so that's every homeworld but Ursa cleared in just three years - but Talas is pretty special with those amazing Artifacts on the surface from the Ancients or whoever. Kind of far for me to send transports there right now, but when we do, I'd love to get a look at all the high-tech ruins!
Another one's the Sakkra colony of Kailis: I bypassed their poor old Zoctan colony to get there, only to find out the minerals at Kailis are just as poor! I almost feel bad for them. Not enough to call off my attack on their homeworld, of course, even if I could. Not enough to keep me from conquering Zoctan now that Kailis showed it isn't really a better choice. But you know, almost!
Okay, so ground wars. Our boys from Regulus, way back when, finally hit Simius and just take over. We outnumbered them almost six to one, and - you know - we're better. Then our second transport wave hits Kholdan.
Yup. Looks like I sent in just about the right number of guys. Also, we make the news again.
This is what it looks like when you're dominating the galaxy. Been too long since we saw one of those growth warnings from the Ancients' GNN reporting service. Although I'm pretty sure this is going to be the last one.
Anyway, we got some random junk from the Klackons.
I mean, fusion beams are okay, but we're working on making a version our soldiers can carry around on their backs! And technically class V deflectors are an upgrade, but it's an upgrade I never plan to build for something else I never plan to build, and the other stuff - some kind of specialized colony-preservation tech for infernos, and a bulkier, dumber neutron gun than the one we've already got - is just a bunch of chaff.
Oh, and it looks like the bug queen is calling too! I wonder what she wants!
Huh. I mean, okay Ixitixl, sure, no doubt we're at war now, but I guess I must have missed something in there - are you telling me after I bombed out your homeworld defenses and Morrig's and Yarrow's, and my first wave of 25 million birds died to kill off about 38 million of your homeworld's bugs, until just now when we actually conquered Kholdan, we weren't already at war?"
I do stop spying on the buggies though. There isn't really any point to it anymore.
-2439-
Terrible news at Sssla: The lizards have managed to build a huge Dragon dreadought, with double-layered duralloy armor! With only 22 Kestrels in the system and 24 bombers to fly interference for them, we fall just short of destroying it before it defeats our local fleet! That leaves the giant ship in orbit to shoot down thirty of our incoming transports!
Of course, that doesn't help with the other hundred and fifty seven. We conquer their home world handily enough, and take everything of value - so mainly the one thing:
Cutting our empire-wide factory waste by a quarter helps us out a little with basically everything. I guess the bio-toxin antidote we picked up will be nice to have if anybody ever starts deploying death spores like the ones we also stole, and a warp dissipator might be useful if ... no, let's be real, we don't need it, okay? Oh, and we learned about some of their cute, old-fashioned terraforming techniques. Whatever. Much, much more importantly, I just sent another call to holomail, and this one's from the Bulrathi. Rather than showing you the call itself, I'll let you check out the results, in all their glory:
Ayyyyyup. Guess who's at war with the entire galaxy! Oh, also, guess who doesn't care even slightly! Problem for my successor to deal with, right? If your definition of "problem" is really, really loose, I mean.
-2440-
The Dragon's still hanging around at Sssla. But I sent a real fleet this time. We lose barely more than 10% of our fighters taking down the dread. Of course, now we've got a bunch of bear cruisers on the way....
We also can make gaian planets now with advanced soil enrichment, so that's fun. And another year, another major assault on a Klackon world. Ho hum. I guess this one's a little special though:
Yarrow was the last one. Sorry, buggies: Not sorry.
This may come to a surprise to somebody somewhere, but I doubt it: Guys? We're winning.
Also we have a pretty nice little starfleet. We can build even more obviously, if we happen to feel like it. We can do whatever we want to, really.
And there's our galaxy! I mean, not officially yet, but give it ten years. It will be.
Have at it, First Talon Haphazard! I'll be on Paranar if you need me.
...
Take my word for it: You won't need me.
Executive summary: If you don't have time to read the report, just skip to the last screenshot I included. It's worth a thousand words.
Roster:
RFS-81 - (Thanks for getting us started and helping to get us to this point!)
haphazard1 - Has Got This!
Coeurva - (Thanks for playing with us, even if only briefly, and contributing some great turns too!)
RefSteel - Just played - and not gonna see the save again.