WW48: Melllvar's Grand Competition!

[Gazglum]

Patsy Stone, I would love to hear your opinions on things. There’s fashionably late, and then there’s plain and simple oversleeping.

It's 8:30 in the morning sweetie, the only reason I'm up before noon is that I mixed up my diazepam and my dexedrine. What the bloody hell is going on? I come downstairs to find a bunch of old men watch a dolphin poke at a butterfly man, it's like Colin Firth's birthday all over again.  

*tries door handle unsuccessfully* 

Damn. 

Alhambram - Because I know everybody who's anybody, and I don't know you.

[Gazglum]

Bloody formatting...how do you work these phones? I can't be expected to remember all this after four years.

[Bobchillingworth]

All right!  I'm here!  George is here everyone!  

Jerry, you would NOT believe what I went through to get into this game!  You wouldn't believe it!  You would believe it?  You would not!  So, I was driving home, and I was behind a car, and it was full of deaf people!  What's with that look?  No, I'm not about to complain that they were deaf!  I support deaf people, even if they can't hear me say it!  Never had a deaf person talk back to me.  Great listeners.  Anyway, look, let me finish!  So I'm behind this car, and they're swerving all over the road!  Left lane, right lane, left lane, okay, okay, you get it, all right, sheesh.  And while this is going on, I've got my wheel in a death grip, and I'm just wondering when I get can online and join the werewolf game!  That's all I'm thinking, Jerry!  That's it!  So I'm in my car, trying to steer in a straight line like everyone else except the idiots in front of me, and I'm like, you know what, you're not doing this to George!  I pay taxes, I have a right to a safe commute!  A safe one, Jerry!  So I start following close behind them so I can get a look at what kind of public menaces I'm stuck behind, fearing for my life, and it turns out it's deaf people!  How'd I know?!  Because they're all signing to each other!  Even the driver!  He's got one hand on the wheel maybe half the time, and I think he was steering with his knees for the complicated signs!  What's a complicated sign?  I don't know, like, the butterfly!  Or the one where you make a, uh, a talking dog!  You know what I'm talking about!

So at this point I decide to switch to the lane over, hoping I can move past quick enough to get ahead of them before I'm sideswiped, and as soon as I cross over, they do too, right ahead of me!  So then I try to go back, and they do it again!  And again, and again Jerry!  So I'm FURIOUS at this point, and I'm LAYING onto my horn, really blasting them!  I let them have it, Jerry! But then I realized, wait, they can't hear me, they're deaf!  So I tailgate them as close as I can, and I give them the one sign I knew we all understood.  I gave them the finger, Jerry!  Well, that got their attention, so I hit them with the bird with the other hand too!  The double whammy!!  Unfortunately, that meant I didn't have any hands on the wheel, so I careened over and almost hit the old lady driving next to me... Well, she was pretty angry; she rolled her window down and asked me "what are you, blind??"  


Right, so my point is, I'm voting for Lewwyn.

[novice]

It's 8:30 in the morning sweetie

Ah, so you've gone down under again.

[Gazglum]

It's 8:30 in the morning sweetie

Ah, so you've gone down under again.

Yes, and not for the first time, darling.

[novice]

George, that's truly a great story. Where did you park the car? (And will we find any bodies in the trunk?)

[Bobchillingworth]

I parked my car where I parked my vote! And it wasn't a car, it was a bus!


What do you mean, that sounds really terrible? They're puns, Jerry! Topical puns! I HAD to do it, Jerry! I HAD to! George saw the opportunity, and he WENT for it!

[WarriorKnight]

All right!  I'm here!  George is here everyone!  

Jerry, you would NOT believe what I went through to get into this game!  You wouldn't believe it!  You would believe it?  You would not!  So, I was driving home, and I was behind a car, and it was full of deaf people!  What's with that look?  No, I'm not about to complain that they were deaf!  I support deaf people, even if they can't hear me say it!  Never had a deaf person talk back to me.  Great listeners.  Anyway, look, let me finish!  So I'm behind this car, and they're swerving all over the road!  Left lane, right lane, left lane, okay, okay, you get it, all right, sheesh.  And while this is going on, I've got my wheel in a death grip, and I'm just wondering when I get can online and join the werewolf game!  That's all I'm thinking, Jerry!  That's it!  So I'm in my car, trying to steer in a straight line like everyone else except the idiots in front of me, and I'm like, you know what, you're not doing this to George!  I pay taxes, I have a right to a safe commute!  A safe one, Jerry!  So I start following close behind them so I can get a look at what kind of public menaces I'm stuck behind, fearing for my life, and it turns out it's deaf people!  How'd I know?!  Because they're all signing to each other!  Even the driver!  He's got one hand on the wheel maybe half the time, and I think he was steering with his knees for the complicated signs!  What's a complicated sign?  I don't know, like, the butterfly!  Or the one where you make a, uh, a talking dog!  You know what I'm talking about!

So at this point I decide to switch to the lane over, hoping I can move past quick enough to get ahead of them before I'm sideswiped, and as soon as I cross over, they do too, right ahead of me!  So then I try to go back, and they do it again!  And again, and again Jerry!  So I'm FURIOUS at this point, and I'm LAYING onto my horn, really blasting them!  I let them have it, Jerry! But then I realized, wait, they can't hear me, they're deaf!  So I tailgate them as close as I can, and I give them the one sign I knew we all understood.  I gave them the finger, Jerry!  Well, that got their attention, so I hit them with the bird with the other hand too!  The double whammy!!  Unfortunately, that meant I didn't have any hands on the wheel, so I careened over and almost hit the old lady driving next to me... Well, she was pretty angry; she rolled her window down and asked me "what are you, blind??"  


Right, so my point is, I'm voting for Lewwyn.

Statler: What was that?

Waldorf: That was very strange.

Statler: It was very weird.

Waldorf: It was peculiar.

Statler: It was kinda amusing.

Waldorf: Yes, it was rather funny.

Statler: It was incredibly funny!

Waldorf: I loved it!

Statler: Hilarious!

Both: More! Encore! Encore!

[novice]

I parked my car where I parked my vote!  And it wasn't a car, it was a bus!


What do you mean, that sounds really terrible?   They're puns, Jerry!  Topical puns!  I HAD to do it, Jerry!  I HAD to!  George saw the opportunity, and he WENT for it!

Hmm. I don't know, you're very convincing, but your friend Jerry there is just standing there with a stupid grin on his face.

[Gold Ergo Sum]

West Bal’more be full of fiends, pimps, pushers, gangstas and the like, but uppity white ladies, robots, dolphins, puppet duos, and talking animals...shit be real strange up in here. And then there’s one dude who won’t shut up about the Kardashians. Omar not feelin’ this here vibe. Some of y’all got to get got.