The Run-on Sentence

[Occhidiangela]

it discovered the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything. Of course, everyone knows that answer is ...

. . . found on the inside wrapper of Thin Mints, and in bottles of . . .

[Doc]

Originally posted by Occhidiangela@Mar 29 2004, 04:25 PM

[b] it discovered the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything. Of course, everyone knows that answer is ...

. . . found on the inside wrapper of Thin Mints, and in bottles of . . . [/b]

Sapphire Gin which as we all know makes killer...

[Occhidiangela]

Sapphire Gin which as we all know makes killer...

. . . tomatoes, as well as gimlets, collins, and martinis, which are not recommended for serving to . . .

[Sirian]

. . tomatoes, as well as gimlets, collins, and martinis, which are not recommended for serving to . . .

...jumbo shrimp, because that may cause them to turn violent, and everybody knows you do NOT want a jumbo shrimp to attack you because...

[Doc]

Originally posted by Sirian@Mar 29 2004, 07:12 PM

[b] . . tomatoes, as well as gimlets, collins, and martinis, which are not recommended for serving to . . .

...jumbo shrimp, because that may cause them to turn violent, and everybody knows you do NOT want a jumbo shrimp to attack you because... [/b]

Jumbo Shrimp are Oxymorons that employ the latest military intelligence...

[LKendter]

Originally posted by Doc@Mar 29 2004, 07:42 PM
Jumbo Shrimp are Oxymorons that employ the latest military intelligence...

and you know the most intelligent in the army is sgt. troll. When he gives an order...

[Ozymandous]

Originally posted by LKendter+Mar 29 2004, 09:49 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LKendter @ Mar 29 2004, 09:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Doc@Mar 29 2004, 07:42 PM
Jumbo Shrimp are Oxymorons that employ the latest military intelligence...

and you know the most intelligent in the army is sgt. troll. When he gives an order... [/b][/quote]
crocodile's dance and hippo's jump, which is all fine and dandy unless you're the croc when the hippo...

[Sirian]

Originally posted by Ozymandous+Mar 30 2004, 02:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ozymandous @ Mar 30 2004, 02:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by -LKendter@Mar 29 2004, 09:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Doc@Mar 29 2004, 07:42 PM
[b] Jumbo Shrimp are Oxymorons that employ the latest military intelligence...

and you know the most intelligent in the army is sgt. troll. When he gives an order... [/b]

crocodile's dance and hippo's jump, which is all fine and dandy unless you're the croc when the hippo... [/b][/quote]
...slips on a banana peel, crushing everyone in the room under its massive girth EXCEPT FOR the croc and his accomplice, the aforementioned drunken jumbo shrimp, who had scouted the situation with an armed Predator UAV, reassigned from duty in Afghanistan because...

[Griselda]

Originally posted by Sirian@Mar 29 2004, 08:09 PM

[b]
crocodile's dance and hippo's jump, which is all fine and dandy unless you're the croc when the hippo...

...slips on a banana peel, crushing everyone in the room under its massive girth EXCEPT FOR the croc and his accomplice, the aforementioned drunken jumbo shrimp, who had scouted the situation with an armed Predator UAV, reassigned from duty in Afghanistan because... [/b]

the "eyes in the sky" were only able to spot hippopotami and drunken jumbo shrimp, and that was a potentially explosive shortcoming, especially...

[Doc]

Originally posted by Griselda+Mar 29 2004, 11:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Griselda @ Mar 29 2004, 11:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Sirian@Mar 29 2004, 08:09 PM

[b]
crocodile's dance and hippo's jump, which is all fine and dandy unless you're the croc when the hippo...

...slips on a banana peel, crushing everyone in the room under its massive girth EXCEPT FOR the croc and his accomplice, the aforementioned drunken jumbo shrimp, who had scouted the situation with an armed Predator UAV, reassigned from duty in Afghanistan because... [/b]

the "eyes in the sky" were only able to spot hippopotami and drunken jumbo shrimp, and that was a potentially explosive shortcoming, especially... [/b][/quote]
Since nobody had noticed the Cthulhu Push Up Pop that had been left lying out and now had developed a life of it's own...