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The 'Preparing for Emergencies' Booklet

Hi,

we have just returned from our holidays in Wales/GB yesterday. We have met a lot of friendly people and enjoyed a tremendous countryside, but one thing struck me as really odd and completely different from what I'm used to at home: The high number and inflationary use of warning signs.

On our first evening we drove into a small town to eat something in a restaurant and drink our first Guinness or two. On the car park, there was a huge, red warning sign: "Have you properly locked you car? Have you left any valuable items in it? Thieves might break into your car and steal them! Don't let that happen to you!", complemented with a funny drawing of a thief breaking open a car. Now if I encounter a warning sign at home, most of the time there's a reason for it being there and I tend to give attention to the warning, so I thought maybe car breaks are increasing in the area and double-checked if I had really locked the car.

We entered the pub and ordered two beers. While waiting, I noticed another warning, yellow this time: "Don't leave your drink unattended! You don't know what others might put in while you're not looking!" (or something like this), with another funny drawing of a hand dropping a dangerous-looking substance into a glass. Hmmm...makes sense, now that everyone locks their cars properly, drug addicts probably are forced to create more addicts to make money...and I closely watched my drink the whole evening, which slightly interfered with my social life, but so be it.

Next up was the inevitable walk to the toilet. On the way, I saw a note pinned to a wall, telling me what to do in case of a barroom brawl (leave the bar, call the police), and that in case I should start one, I would no longer be allowed to enter this restaurant, in addition to several others of the town as well (list of about 11 restaurants, including signatures from their owners, followed). Fair enough, no brawl for me tonight if we wanted to enjoy some more drinks in this town...

In the toilet, another sign (silver and blue this time) reminded me to wash my hands after using the toilet, to prevent dangerous germs from spreading around. At home we don't need to be reminded to do this, thank you very much! And it's not that our population is dying out because we don't have these signs.

Approaching the water taps. Above one, big fat black letters besides a red triangle with a big exclamation mark could be seen. Must be something important - better read it! "Warning! Hot Water!". Oh.

Next day, we walked some miles of a well-known long distance trail along the beautiful Welsh coastline. On the start of the track, another sign: "Cliffs Kill! Don't leave the path!", with another priceless drawing of a human falling off a high cliff. Fair enough, I'll be cautious not to walk too near the cliffs. But when that warning sign was repeated every 200 meters, I really got annoyed!

We encountered a lot more of this ("Tiredness kills! Take a break!" on motorways, "Report suspicious luggage or left-alone bags! It might contain a bomb!" on railway stations, ...), and I got the impression that Great Britain is a Really Dangerous Country to live in (which, of course, is nonsense). But the best of all was when some day I heard an ad from the government on the radio about the Preparing for Emergencies booklet they would send to all households in the UK, describing how to act in case of an emergency. It has some really great advice like, "If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out", or (the best of all), "Think before you act". I have to admit I like this booklet a lot better. ;-)


What I ask myself is, what effect has the inflationary use of warnings or such a booklet on society? If I have to see warnings of thieves and bombs every day, or if I get such a booklet like the above sent to me by the government, what happens? Will I become indifferent and numb out on these warnings, no longer taking them serious, as happened with me and the thousands of "speed camera" warnings we encountered in Wales? Or will they create an atmosphere of fear and paranoia, and my senses of what could be dangerous to me and what not might get warped? Some months ago, our newspaper quoted a study where a poll was made among the population about what was considered harmful for one's health or life. Then this was compared to a list "experts" (whatever that means) had made on the same subject, and the difference was striking. Most poeple rated terrorist attacks, getting fatally ill from BSE, getting subjected to murder/rape and similar fears much more dangerous than the banal threats like household accidents, smoking, eating too fat etc. which are a lot more harmful to us in reality. Surely most people do have a warped sense of what might be dangerous to them, and I ask myself if campaigns like the PEB booklet, whatever the real reason for this campaign might be, do more harm than they are useful. What do you think?

-Kylearan
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Cute story; it made me smile a few times.

There are a lot of obvious signs out there, but I am not going to recite any.

I do want to say that it annoys me (usually anyway) when people do not wash their hands after going to bathroom.

Sure, people are (somewhat) free to do as they want in this situation, and we have made it this far since the times when people could not easily wash their hands after using the bathrooms, but eww...

One of the worst (and probably most common) examples is those that work with food.

Makes me think of a certain Seinfeld episode (79-The Pie). Jerry is in the bathroom, and his girlfriend's father, Poppie, who is the cook, is also in there. Poppie zips up and does not wash his hands. Then Jerry watches Poppie knead the pizza dough.

I wonder how many restaurants have cameras in their bathrooms and check for this.

As for the mass amount of signs, it certainly depends on the area. If the majority of the people seem to ignore the signs (or take them for granted), then probably the newly exposed will eventually do the same.

But if the majority starts to act more cautiously, then it might have the opposite affect.

How did the people seem to act to you?

-degrak
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I'm not sure of the legal climate in the UK, but here in the US, if you see a warning sign, it's probably the result of a previous lawsuit by someone who did/didn't do something that we would take as common sense, then sued claiming they were unaware of the potential hazard. Your mention of the Hot Water sign made me think of the warning labels on almost any coffee cup you purchase, pointing out that coffee is served HOT (really?), and can cause burns. That one cost McDonalds multiple millions of dollars, because some lady wasn't aware that hot coffee, spilled in the lap, could cause burns. I remember in business law, reading about some of the more ridiculous ones, like warnings against drowning placed on 5-gallon buckets, and a warning not to grab the lawnmower by the cutting deck while in operation (someone actually lifted it with their hands, to use it to trim a bush...). By far the scariest, though, was one (I think it was actually from Sweden) about chain saws. The warning label said, in effect, "please wait for cutting surface to come to a complete stop before handling. Do not attempt to slow or stop surface by placing under arms or between legs." Ouch! The sad part is, someone had to have attempted it, or there wouldn't be a warning label!
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Regarding the coffee case, or the "Stella Lawsuit" or whatever you want to call it, it's another one of those email things that has become more colourful in the retelling. Have a link: Debunking the Lawsuit myths



But you're right in drawing a connection to the warning labels on household products. The warnings you saw in Europe are simply another example of reactive solution to human stupidity, lack of foresight, naivete etc. Somebody does something dopey and the next thing you know the local governing body is passing legislation to erect signage that might prevent like minded souls from repeating the mistake.

Expect all the signs to have had a reason for being there:
- "Lock your car". Some relatives discovered Italy had a huge problem in this area when things went missing from their car one day when they left their rental car unattended for less than five minutes.
- Drink spiking signs sound reasonable enough to me. I've seen an awareness campaign which spawned a TV ad with exactly that message (albeit targeted at women after drug related rapes had become a problem).
- Bar brawls . . . soccer hooliganism springs to mind as a likely catalyst for that one.
- Hygiene messages might actually be compulsory in toilets in restaurants and seem pretty reasonable to me.
- Hot Water . . . Ok, granted. That's a rib tickler. With the technology of mixers in plumbing these days you'd think building codes authorities would be a little more proactive in making sure water temperatures were regulated to safe levels.
- "Cliffs Kill" every 200 metres? That's curious. You'd think people smart enough to read would have memory retention enough to last at least a kilometre . . .
- Suspicious Luggage warnings. I'm sure you recall Al Qaeda and the IRA, so this should be fair enough for Brittish rail stations.


It cuts boths ways. Make no mistake that Europeans find warning signs on American made goods as farcical as you no doubt found the European warnings to be. My father has an American made ladder with a dozen different stickers on it - Everything from turn off the power before changing the light bulb to instructions on how to mount and dismount the ladder. Most of it consists of warnings against decending while facing [i]away[i] from the ladder structure.

Did I mention it's all of two step high? :blink:

The best one I've ever heard of was from Billy Connelly reciting a hair dryer label: "Not for use in the shower."



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Yeah, um, anyway just to dive slightly towards going off topic a bit, the mens toilets in the building where I work only has one sign, positioned conveniently by the air towel near the door so you can stand there reading while your hands dry. It's just an excerpt from a book about Jafa terminology with wonderful tips like: Tax evasion: Running from a taxi at high speed so you don't have to pay for the ride.

Oh right. "Jafa." Just Another . . . errr . . . Aucklander. B)
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Quote:What I ask myself is, what effect has the inflationary use of warnings or such a booklet on society?

Signs such as that give wags such as myself plenty of material for sarcastic jokes. It can thus, occasionally, induce laughter and bring the general level of hate and discontent down temporarily.

Not sure how that balances against the "gimme an effin' break" feeling as a negative emotion.

Occhi <_<
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After reading your post, I am very grateful that my favourite hiking trail manages to do without the "Cliffs Kill! Don't leave the path!" signs. I have found it daunting to stand on a wonderful look-off and then get to the next one only to realize that the shelf I was standing on was only a few metres thick and was actually an overhang. The poison ivy along much of the path discourages most who would wish to stray off the path anyway. And since much of that hiking trail is on private land, it is also polite to stay on the path and not annoy the kind landowners who permit it to cross their property.

And, yes, it would be amusing if it were not so darn serious, that so many people who spend energy worrying about BSE and West Nile disease are the ones who don't bother putting on their seat belts in their cars or regulate their diet.
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