[TECHNICAL THREAD] for rules and settings and blaming the organizers

[Satan]

come lurk with us - we have cookies! Behemoth and Koroviev would be also very welcome . Azazello, too, of course .

Maga, such pleasure to meet you here! Alas, a man in my position requires a certain degree of .... independence. Yes! That's the word.

Though I fancy myself more of a historian, my retinue is likely to find its way to the "story" thread. Watch your heads players! Perhaps we can work some magic there? With sorcery, as I'm sure you know, once it starts, there's no stopping it......

[TeddyKGB]

As a member of communist party since 1923 and NKVD (НКВД in russian) comissar since 1927 I'm here to respectfully announce for all bourgeois pigs and intervents:

(1) - Voland was a myth. If any supernatural being tried to visit Moscow He had to put 6 different identity paper through my department, 6 copies each. It will be checked by 6 of my clercks after. I've reread my archives from 1929 through 1940 and no Voland registered.

(2) - All of His circle seems pretty unrealistic. Koroviev, Gella, Azazello... and Behemoth (can you imagine a cat tried to pay a ticket in public transportation, comrade? I can't, and our department discussed this matter with every last one of checktakers who works the tram in Moscow any day since 1917).

(3) - We are atheists. We don't believe in God. Or Devil (Dolor supervivo caro. Dolor sublimus caro. Dolor ignio animus... As it ever was).

(4) - All events described in that book was a fiction or mass halucinations, as last chapter tells you.

(5) - Obviously, I have too much time to post some nonsense here.

(6) - Wanna reread this book now, damn.

[Maga_R]

(6) - Wanna reread this book now, damn.

Check your mailbox .

[Maga_R]

come lurk with us - we have cookies! Behemoth and Koroviev would be also very welcome . Azazello, too, of course .

Maga, such pleasure to meet you here! Alas, a man in my position requires a certain degree of .... independence. Yes! That's the word.

Though I fancy myself more of a historian, my retinue is likely to find its way to the "story" thread. Watch your heads players! Perhaps we can work some magic there? With sorcery, as I'm sure you know, once it starts, there's no stopping it......

Ah, Professor Woland, I would never dare to ask you to be our dedicated lurker - I know who you are, I know that with your ... position in the world, and your ... international responsibilities, that would be infeasible. I just meant to say that we would be very honored if you would occasionally grace our thread by your presence. Or anybody from your retinue - they would be very welcome. Please assure Behemoth that we know that the cat is an ancient and inviolable animal and he will not be bothering anybody by reparating his primes. Not even need to bring you primus at all - we do not only have cookies, we also serve quality tea.

One more thing, Professor - please do call me by my proper name, Margarita. I am so relieved to see you here, that you have answered the call. We will need you here, your help. Annushka has already bought the sunflower oil, and has not only bought it, but has already spilled it. Looks like somebody's head will be cut off soon ...

Ah, and lastly ... certain Azza has visted our thread. Could he be ... ?

[Halvgud]

Perhaps we can work some magic there? With sorcery, as I'm sure you know, once it starts, there's no stopping it......

Unless there be sufficient cause for an Act of God, yes? Mirabula dictu. Klaatu barada nikto. Vox Populi, Vox Dei.

[Satan]

[classical_hero]

I've just got Greasemonkey, so how do you use it to make sure you can't view other threads? I got it since twice I have accidentally clicked on the wrong thread, but got out before it was too late, so I want to use it to stop accidental clicking of threads.

[Oxyphenbutazone]

Bowsling and Aivoturso, you guys know you're up? It's been almost 24 hours.

[Bisons]

just one thing : there are a other topic for the flood please =) i have some difficulties to understand a lot of thinngs, it's not nessessary to add some post xD

[Bowsling]

Bowsling and Aivoturso, you guys know you're up? It's been almost 24 hours.

Zululand