And at last the long (inter)national nightmare is over?
Played: Pitboss 18 - Kublai Khan of Germany Somalia | Pitboss 11 - De Gaulle of Byzantium | Pitboss 8 - Churchill of Portugal | PB7 - Mao of Native America | PBEM29 Greens - Mao of Babylon
(July 1st, 2014, 05:01)Barry Lyndon Wrote: prakin; I needs your erveices Fhould you bea ble to cover me fro a ltiele whiel, starting webut 48 hrs from now? I should be abel to giet a fefind toe cover soen but a queick fix would be awesome!!! WIntstructions in thead.
Ageirn, sorryu for btoher!
No problem Barry. Can I help you with anything else?
Haha I guess that was my PARKINsons acting up!
But no really thanks a lot Linkin Parkin for playing a set covering for me. You're the Barry best! But unfortunately I am unable to play my turns going forward due to the mafia contract on my head, so I have turned control of my civ over to BarrAI, who can play out the remainder of the Boolean string. I have interpreted its mournful beeps & boops as assurances that it will play in the correct turn order and hate everyone. Please do not make peace with BarrAI, it was only built for war.
I am so so sorry everyone for all the turns that were held up in the same way I stole all that mafia dough from the bank. It's pretty hard to manage turns when you're constantly tripping balz. I wish there was some other way, but Lard Porkins didn't sign up for a thrilling game of AW OCC, and...
[Wham! Wham! Wham!]
Crap guys, I don't have much time left.
Thank you all for allowing a total unknown such as myself play in your game. RB is truly the most open & welcoming community on the internets...
[Wham! Wham! Crash!]
Ah shit... and in conclusion, never steal from a man with a tracksuit and an eyepatch.
Oh, and watch some fucking Kubrick.
[Muffled yelling, screaming, shots fired, FIN]
Selfishness sucks. Never put yourself above the community. [/screenshot]
[spoiler]And [redacted as BGN is waaaaaay drunk right now -Xenu] #dishonesty
Sober enough to know bullshit when it waddles in front of me. No more censorship is required though. I'll save the rest of my unflattering commentary for the postgame thread. In the interim, thanks to all who have played honestly and to our community who have supported this game. I'm loving it.
If I could somehow encapsulate that as a QotM I 100% would.
Played: Pitboss 18 - Kublai Khan of Germany Somalia | Pitboss 11 - De Gaulle of Byzantium | Pitboss 8 - Churchill of Portugal | PB7 - Mao of Native America | PBEM29 Greens - Mao of Babylon