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[SPOILERS] Lewwyn, The Oblivious Archduke of Austria

Quote:I've been advised by Hop that I made a mistake in my last missive:

Quote:Luddite: yer butt should be yo ass lol

Oh well. It's already off.

QOTM lol
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N-Core comes back for more:

Quote:Hey Lewwyn,

Guess that means you have not a lot to tell yet?
Okay, I'll wait untill you have more info.
We're not that far apart really...only Munich between us....

Cheers,
Nakor

Quote:YO, N-Diddy

My advisor of Hop tells me we be chillin for now, SO's I listen to him. Maybe the advisor of Hip tells me mo'? Doh I ain't no nark!

Peace be wit you!

Lewwyn and his Dance Advisors Hip and Hop
“The wind went mute and the trees in the forest stood still. It was time for the last tale.”
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I think I may have to drop the act with Uber and David (Germany) though, I'll actually need to be able to communicate with them and have them trust me in order to have them at my back.
“The wind went mute and the trees in the forest stood still. It was time for the last tale.”
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Message to David and Uber:

Quote:Yo guys,

So I've never played before, but looking at the map I think it behooves us to work together. We're both in the middle and if we go after each other everyone around us will just expand towards the middle as it were. Shall we fight back to back? Lemme know what you think. We have a couple of days yet to talk about it, but I think we can work together.

FYI watch out for N-Core (Nakor) as he's already msged me asking for friendship saying there is only Munich between us.

Lewwyn and his Dance Advisors Hip (Gaupoa) and Hop (Luddite)

PS: You're not getting the full brunt of my Hiphop diplomacy, but if you send me any messages in formal speech... You have been warned, the wrath of Hiphop is more annoying than GE acting out Shaka.
“The wind went mute and the trees in the forest stood still. It was time for the last tale.”
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Got a response from Uber:

Quote:You're right, we should work together - the two (three? five?) of us fighting each other early would be COMPLETELY suicidal and Russia would automatically win the game. Besides you have enough sharks to worry about it seems...


And I sent a message off to Russia, since they're probably scheming to take me out.


Quote:Sup Rego-dog! Russia! Vodka!

Austria be hanging in the hood. Hearin' how peeps wanna be carvin' us up like Fiddy Cent! Maybe we should get ta cravin ourselves. We be friends right? I take a bullet for ya! Top down, guns blazin'! We take 'em out as they ride through the streets. So Mista Rodgers wanna know, won't you be my neighbor?

Peace Bro!

Lewwyn and his Dance Advisers Hip and Hop

That probably isn't helping much, but I'm enjoying it. I especially like how half the time its not Hiphop its just broken English and pop culture allusions. Fairly ridiculous. I probably need to start getting some hiphop and rap lyrics to use.
“The wind went mute and the trees in the forest stood still. It was time for the last tale.”
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The first casualty of HipHop speak:

From Nakor:
Quote:Hey Lewwyn,

Feel free to get back to me when you have something interesting to say.


:neenernee
“The wind went mute and the trees in the forest stood still. It was time for the last tale.”
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Uh... I started looking up slang. This is a freaking work of art:

To Rowain:

Quote:Wazzup in da house Italiaaa?

Austria runnin' guns. The hood don't lie. We be gettin' educated on Dip. We hear peeps sayin' we got bling riding out the town her in Austria. They got us wrong! We be down home folks. That shiznit be lies. We gots guns no gold. Everybody out to get, Everybody get none.

We like you Ro-dog, we be on the grind for you. You wanna standoff? Standup! We go slaying punks together. Two a day? Where you wanna go homie?

Lewwyn and his Dance Advisers Hip and Hop

I have a clue what I'm saying, but I think I'm telling that people want to kill me and I'll work with him.
“The wind went mute and the trees in the forest stood still. It was time for the last tale.”
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I am seriously laughing writing this shizzzz

To Scooter:
Quote:Scoota baby,

Austria been getting crunk. Peeps be like sharks circlin' my ass. I only be chillin'. These fools wanna run me, crunk ain't dead. I give you props homes, you be running these guys from E-land like they be gold diggas. Bring me back some of that chive, bra.

Hit my pager like its hot when you need a friend, and I'll shank a fool.

Word to yer mom,
Lewwyn and his Dance Advisers Hip and Hop

Totally getting the hang of this. BTW I have absolutely no idea what "chive" is. In fact, I just made that up.
“The wind went mute and the trees in the forest stood still. It was time for the last tale.”
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You sound like a 14-year old suburban white kid who just got his first Eminem album.
I've got some dirt on my shoulder, can you brush it off for me?
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Quote:BTW I have absolutely no idea what "chive" is. In fact, I just made that up.


Type of onion.
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