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Gaspar & Noble make their triumphant? return; mostly just get asked about "The List"

Hai team. Noble greatly overstates the extent of my tilt, I was annoyed but its better to say I just got a little distracted...

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Damned Weeb Fox...

Anyway, a few tidbits here and there about the game...

The Plan

Noble is correct when he states we spent some time simming (yes, I've actually simmed twice this game and one of the two times it was even helpful!) Once cooler heads prevailed it was evident we needed to settle south towards the better stuff (copper, gold) rather than west towards the worse stuff (Superdeath, silver.) Obviously we'll settle that way eventually but honestly, my expectation is that even if he pink dots us, he's just saving us hammers on settlers later. devil But Noble covered most of that stuff in his report. Most of the big decisions on the simming were about how many workers we needed and what the tech order should be. Current iteration of the tech plan is Agriculture (in next EOT) > Pottery > AH > Writing. That's where things get slightly more interesting. We were discussing today what the medium term goals should be beyond just doing the best job we can expanding and we sort of debated the BIG WONDERS. As stated previously, we nominally had thought Mids would be the best choice for us this game as way to make back some economic ground on our rivals who had better economic traits but looking at the map there's two sort of discouragements from that 1. We're going to have to pack the cities in a bit, which means more food sharing which means less opportunities to work specialists and 2. Two metals powered by cheap IND forges plus Ivory means we are unlikely to have any need for early happy cap boosts. On the other hand, there's way more water than we were originally expecting, I expect all of our cities to be coastal except for the cow city so Colossus and GLH raise up the scoreboard. Noble has little interest in nerfed GLH with so many PRO civs and I'm a bit more sanguine about it. Colossus is probably a winner regardless, given that we want MC ASAP anyway and its cheaper than Currency, plus we're not going to be able to overexpand to the point where the limp to Currency is super important.


City Names

Obviously the capital is Twilight Strand. We were originally going to meander through the Acts but again, not going to be able to get enough city count for that to be relevant. The cow city has long been internally named Broken Bridge, to signify the connection to the more desired silver/wheat site. That silver/wheat site, should it ever get settled, will be Lioneye's Watch, since it was intended to serve as a buttress against Superdeath. The gold city is going to be Solaris Temple, for obvious reasons. But we're debating two names internally for copper:

1. Torched Courts - to signify the burning of the original microplan because of copper location.
2. Harbour Bridge - because its another bridge site, this time to the gold city and as it turns out, is geographically close to the Temple of Solaris in the game.

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And now, what you're all really here for a couple of...

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TOP 5 THINGS I HATE ABOUT THE MAP

  1. Pindicator's definition of 2-3 rings of cities before conflict
  2. Our copper location vs SDs copper location
  3. The fact that he split us into blobs if not continents
  4. The fact that Rusten is on a blob with Bob and Weeb Fox who WENT RELIGION FIRST while we're on a blob with the lovechild of Atila the Hun and Dan Quayle and Serdoa
  5. The stone location

(Note, there are at least 25 additional things I could add.)

Let's revisit an oldie but goodie...

TOP 5 LURKERS IN THIS THREAD

  1. mackoti
  2. novice
  3. Charriu (18 posts!)
  4. scooter (15)
  5. Old Harry (14)

Mackoti and novice bump Brick and Commodore off the list because they've been helpful. Step up your game, lads!

TOP 5 MOST FRUSTRATING THINGS ABOUT PLAYING A GAME WITH NOBLEHELIUM THAT I FORGOT SINCE ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I PLAYED A GAME WITH NOBLEHELIUM

  1. When I asked him to contribute a top 5 suggestion, he filibustered and never gave me anything useful
  2. He nags more than my ex
  3. We spent 5 solid minutes discussing the implications of splitting our EP now that we have graphs vs leaving them all on one person.
  4. TOO MANY SIGNS
  5. There hasn't been a good chat in this game in ages

Noble did come through in the end and suggest...

TOP 5 PERSONAL SPORTS MOMENTS
  1. WILTOOOORD
  2. The 0-1 in the Bernabeu vs Real Madrid when Henry scored that goal.
  3. The comeback
  4. A bit of a bittersweet one, because of what happened after, but young Gaspar was quite excited at the time as the Sabres reached the Stanley Cup Finals
  5. The first title of my sporting life... the Yankees win, theeee Yankees win

Please feel free to share your own favorites.
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The Weeb Fox reference is going to be really confusing to people enjoying these reports in 2023.
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(October 5th, 2020, 20:36)Gaspar Wrote: Please feel free to share your own favorites.


A wheelchair-bound Konstantinov being handed the Cup in 98 was a formative childhood experience for me and is right at the top of my list.


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(October 5th, 2020, 22:27)Commodore Wrote: The Weeb Fox reference is going to be really confusing to people enjoying these reports in 2023.

I would have said that about several references in my 2011 threads but... DROPBOX RUINED EVERYTHING! Swiftrage
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(October 5th, 2020, 22:48)scooter Wrote:
(October 5th, 2020, 20:36)Gaspar Wrote: Please feel free to share your own favorites.


A wheelchair-bound Konstantinov being handed the Cup in 98 was a formative childhood experience for me and is right at the top of my list.



I was a big Yzerman fan as a kid and as such, the Red Wings were my second team for a long time. Once they got super good I abandoned them, but I do have a soft spot for a lot of those guys (Yzerman, Fedorov, Lidstrom, Konstantinov, Sheppard.)
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(October 5th, 2020, 23:16)Gaspar Wrote:
(October 5th, 2020, 22:27)Commodore Wrote: The Weeb Fox reference is going to be really confusing to people enjoying these reports in 2023.

I would have said that about several references in my 2011 threads but... DROPBOX RUINED EVERYTHING! Swiftrage

There is no excuse for you completely losing all those PBEM images when I still have every single one of mine.
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(October 5th, 2020, 23:31)NobleHelium Wrote: There is no excuse for you completely losing all those PBEM images when I still have every single one of mine.

Sure there is, you're cheap and have been using the same computer since 1997 and I'm wasteful and I've changed computers like 6 times since those images were taken. They obviously got lost somewhere in the ether.
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(October 5th, 2020, 23:58)Gaspar Wrote:
(October 5th, 2020, 23:31)NobleHelium Wrote: There is no excuse for you completely losing all those PBEM images when I still have every single one of mine.

Sure there is, you're highly skilled in the ways of computing and I'm clueless and I've changed computers like 6 times since those images were taken.  They obviously got lost somewhere in the ether.

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