I Am America and So Can You! (Kuro/Whosit Spoiler Thread)

[Kuro]

Are Spies allowed in this game? Because if so, defending is gonna be crazy good.

[Kuro]

Also Whosit, which workers go where for the plan and do you think I should use the Settler for anywhere, save it to refound a city or something or just plain delete it? I'm thinking we might be able to use it for some useful semi-crappy city but IDK if worth the cost.

[Whosit]

I made a picture with signs in a previous post. Worker A goes to forest A, etc. Takes 2 turns for each worker to reach their spot to line up with timing, though you could use a closer worker if you thought you could put a turn into something useful besides chopping (putting a turn into a cottage on a forest and then chopping the forest, there's still a turn into a cottage on that tile. That's more efficient, but slightly more complex).

No idea what to do with the Settler. I feel like we should hang on to it just because it's an expensive thing to produce. I've no idea where to settle another city within our territory that wouldn't just be a drain on our coffers, though....

[Kuro]

(Password: America)

DATE: 1 AD (AMERICAN DATE), AMERICAN CALENDER.

THE PRESIDENTAL ELECTIONS ARE OVER AND THE KURO/WHOSIT TICKET OF THE DEMOPUBLICAN PARTY HAS WON BY A CRUSHING MARGIN. MANY PROMISES HAVE BEEN MADE ON THIS LONG AND BRUTAL CAMPAIGN: FULFILL THEM AND MAY YOU BE PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT FOR ALL TIME...FAIL AT THEM AND MAY YOU BE REPLACED BY THE DREADED RALPH NADER/DAN QUAYLE TICKET. AFTER BEING SWORN IN ON THE MOST HOLY OF AMERICAN HOLY TEXTS...



AND THUS BEGAN THE PRESIDENCY. SOME OF IT'S FIRST ACTIONS INCLUDED LABOR REFORM AND REDISTRIBUTION OF NATIONAL WORKERS IN ADDITION TO APPROVING A NEW BUDGET WITH ROOM FOR NEW FANTASTIC WORKS(Moving Workers to chop The Great Library), INTRODUCING SWEEPING RELIGIOUS REFORM WHILE UNDERSTANDING THE BOUNDARIES OF CHURCH AND STATE



UTILIZING NEW ECONOMIC REFORM AND A RAISED MINIMUM WAGE TO SPUR ECONOMIC RECOVERY



(Philidelphia -> Kansas City, Atlanta -> Maine, San Francisco -> Colorado, Chicago -> New Jersey, decided not to name New York because having that next to a craphole New Jersey felt hilarious)

AND MOVING THE AMERICAN MILITARY MACHINE TO MORE EFFECTIVELY BE ABLE TO DEFEND THIS JUST AND FREE NATION IN ANY FREE AND JUST WARS ON THE BORDER AGAINST OUR DEFINITELY NOT JUSTFREE FREEJUST NON-AMERICAN OPPONENTS. (Moving some troops to Seattle for defense). FINALLY, THEY ESTABLISHED FURTHER TRADE WITH OTHER NATIONS



(They offered us the Ivory/Gems deal while asking for 10G: Since the 10G did not change our research time and I felt it was not worth fighting over, I just took it. They might just feel it is a gesture of AMERICAN good will)

AND I BELIEVE THAT IS ALL NECESSARY FOR THE FIRST OF THE FIRST TERM OF THE GLORIOUS REIGN OF THE DEMOPUBLICANS. LET US CELEBRATE WITH A MEAL WORTHY OF MODERN AMERICAN VALUES



MMMMMMMMM. I'M LOVIN' IT.

[Kuro]

In non shouty American roleplay terms, I basically just followed your micro plan, moved some units to Seattle/Colorado and such. I think we want to get Machinery fairly quickly too: Windmills will be key to Colorado ever doing anything and with a Windmill we could see New Jersey become a decent Catapump. We might end up going to war at Knights after all just due to the American productive power needing anything useful to build, but we'll see. THANK YOU MY ALL AMERICAN FRIEND.

[Kuro]

One thing I did forget to do was change our leader/civilizations names, doh! I'll do that next turn.

[Whosit]

HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO CHANGE OUR LEADER AND CIVILIZATION NAMES?! CLEARLY THOSE ARE THE TRUE LINCHPINS TO OUR GRAND STRATEGIC VISION! Oh well.

I kind of think it's interesting that Hashoosh had the same idea about the trade, and I agree that 10g is worth it. War Elephants haven't been placed on ban as of yet, so we should probably build a few when we get the chance. BIGGER IS BETTER IN AMERICA! I also see that you got Judaism to spread in Boston, so that's a good as well. What are your priorities with the Workers who aren't doing Great Library chops, and do you plan to do any significant troop movements?

I also agree with Machinery. Maybe 4th tech? It also grants us Macemen. I think a few of those would help keep our borders secure until we can start manufacturing Knights. AND THE WINDMILLS! AMERICA BELIEVES IN CLEAN ENERGY (UNTIL WE FIND SOMETHING CHEAPER, EASIER, AND MORE FUN TO BURN). I ALSO PROPOSE THAT WE RENAME ALL KNIGHTS "FREEDOM DIPLOMATS" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO SHOW THAT WE HAVE THE WORLD'S INTERESTS AT HEART!

[Whosit]

ALSO WE SHOULD REQUEST THE ADDITION OF A MOD TO ALLOW THIS MOST BEAUTIFUL OF AMERICAN SOLDIERY:

[Mardoc]

Colorado, not Denver?

[Brian Shanahan]

ALSO WE SHOULD REQUEST THE ADDITION OF A MOD TO ALLOW THIS MOST BEAUTIFUL OF AMERICAN SOLDIERY:

What mod are the boyos from?