[SPOILER] PBEM21, "Zero to Hero" (Kuro, Pericles' Ottomania)

[Kuro]

> Demographics: Don't change
> Kuro: Have literally nothing to do.

Oh!

There is one thing cool to report. NobleLewwyn gave their civ a name: the Elements!

Their capital better fucking be Captain Planet.

I roll my d20 and it tells me to end this turn. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.

[Kuro]

Looking at it, thanks to the 1 turn delay, the Worker will actually complete without the chop.

So it'll go into the Settler. RE-DO MM PLAN.

T17 - Abby roads Corn tile because she needs to wait for BW.
T19 - BW in, cancel road so I can move into forest and begin chopping. Begin on Fishing(5T)
T21 - Worker(Codename: Ducky) completes and moves into forest 1S of capital. Capital starts on Settler(13T)
T22 - Abby finishes chop and puts 20 hammers into Settler(28/100)
T23 - Settler(36/100), Abby moves into Forest 1W of her.
T24 - Ducky completes chop(64/100)
T25 - Settler(72/100), Ducky roads his tile.
T26 - Fishing in, Abby finishes chop, Settler in next turn(100/100, but only hits 100 when forest finishes chop). Begin on Pottery(9T)
T27 - Ducky finishes road, Settler finishes and moves to Feferi site(4T), revolt to Slavery.

I'm not sure what to do with the Workers here...Abby I guess pre-chops the forest hill 1SW, but I think Ducky has to move to the Rice immedietely(He'll be there T30).

So...

T29 - Abby finishes pre-chop and moves on to Rice tile
T30 - Abby and Ducky finish roading Rice tile
T31 - Settle Feferi, quick farm the Rice
T32 - Whip Work Boat.

...I think that works.

Also, Jkioan grew to Size 3 today. I'll post the Demos here to prove my point here.



Everyone is actually working their farmed Corn now and the best production is 3(Jkioan is working a grassland forest). So Ellimoogle and NobleLewwyn are NOT building Workers. I presume they put in 3 turns of hammers for max whip or something.

Jkioan:
T5 - Fishing
T14 - Meditation
Size 3 Capital
Slow building Work Boat

Ellimoogle Carpathia:
T8 - Agriculture
Built Worker
Slow building ??? OR Building Settler
Possibly whipping Worker

NobleLewwyn:
T8 - Agriculture
Built Worker
Slow building ??? OR Building Settler
Possibly whipping Worker

That's all for the turn. It ended fast and died a virgin.

[Kuro]

Hm, I just noticed the GNP top is now 24. At first I was confused about this, but then I remembered that Jkioan founded Buddhism, so he gets +5 CPT to his GNP. At 5 CPT, his true GNP is 19, which working the Fish means he is NOT researching a prereq tech. Maybe he just switched techs or was in-between turn weirdness. So Jkioan could be researching most anything.

[Kuro]

Score change.



At first I was like "what he got a different tech" but as I found out...



Ellimoogle actually went up in pop!

Presumably, since they have Fishing to start, they are building a Work Boat over a second Worker to grow and maybe whip when BW comes in.



Someone now has 11 food. Since there is now 4 production(Worker build by EXP), I presume Jkioan's Work Boat finished, as only a Fish can generate 11 right now. In addition, Fish(5) + Corn(3) + Tile(2) + Grassland Hill(1) = 11. If Ellimoogle had Fish + Corn, it would equal 13. The 9 must be him working a 1 yield tile.

Jkioan:
T5 - Fishing
T14 - Meditation
Slow built Work Boat
Building Worker

Ellimoogle Carpathia:
T8 - Agriculture
T17 - Size two capital
Built Worker
Slow building non-Settler/Worker(Work Boat?)

NobleLewwyn:
T8 - Agriculture
Built Worker
Building Worker

This turn is goin' ta hafta be glued back togetha...IN HELL!!!!

[Kuro]

Derp, I'm dumb. Demographs mean NobleLewwyn can't be building a Worker, they're either building a Settler or haven't grown yet.

[Kuro]

Lets see...Demographics are unchanged, score unchanged...

OH YEAH AND I HAD TO RELOAD FOR LIKE 30 FUCKING MINUTES TO CANCEL THE WORKER'S ROAD

Is it always this fucking hard to cancel Worker turns in PBEMs or am I missing something?

I had to actually not cancel the action, because I was too slow to hit cancel before it completed, but actually just hit 3 un the numpad and cancel with movement.

End turn FUCKASS.

[Kuro]

Oh, also, this is the only seen source of Bronze, as seen at the end of turn. I presume we all have that nearby on the other island.

[Kuro]

Also whoo 900 posts.

[Kuro]

I would love to make this report interesting, but nothing happened. No C&D work, as the only demo change was me getting soldier points for BW and my GNP going from 21 to 19 as Fishing lacks a prereq.

Endachu.

[pindicator]

There is one thing cool to report. NobleLewwyn gave their civ a name: the Elements!

Their capital better fucking be Captain Planet.

I roll my d20 and it tells me to end this turn. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.

That's all for the turn. It ended fast and died a virgin.

Kuro, your thread is a treat to lurk. Keep up the awesome posts!