[spoilers] Commodore and Dtay are Sitting Bull of Inca, somehow.

[dtay]

HAK whips the capital, looks like he got his marble

[Commodore]

HAK whips the capital, looks like he got his marble

Tasunke is selling his cities, giving marble, and lending his navy. We're now taking bets on what he does next for HAK.

Dramatis Personae:
COMMODORE: Global enlightened philosopher-king, rugged hero
DTAY: Black knight of the realm, foremost Incan patriot
TASUNKE: Gibbering lunatic, owner of an increasingly beat-up Rolls Royce
MORK: Kindly, gentle soul not of this world, just wants to be loved
MINDY: Blood-crazed paranoiac, stalkerfan of COMMODORE, guide of MORK
GAVAGAI: Russian paragon, spirit of wry vengence

~scene opens with attack~
THE WILL TO NESSITATE EFACIOUS SYNERGISTICS REQUIRES THIS ASSAULT!
Wait, what?
If I kill your ships, the voices in my head stop the hurting and the tears rain orange in the sky.
Ow. So what was your reasoning with this attack?
Skylark smells of gentle music; also Socrates' dialog.
Ooooo...kay. Moving along then.
~~~~
So I can draft slaves, right? And the mercantilism ctizens will help our production?
Yes, yes, but that was yesterday. TODAY is a new dawn, a new day, and we shall destroy the hated/beloved Master. Then he will see me for who I am.
If you say so...um, so I guess I better whip this?
WOOOO HOOOO! BRADY ROCKS MEHMED SUCKS!
Oh dear.
YOU HAVE BEEN: DEFLATED! Booya. *touchdown dance*
Well, now we need new marbles. Maybe we should have stayed in Bureaucracy?
FOOLISHNESS! Then would would have been unable to DRAFT our ULTIMATE SUPERWEAPON (number 2821).
Maces?
Oh yes, oh yes. NONE MAY STAND BEFORE THE POWER OF THEM.
Like none stood before the landsknechts?
QUIET, FOOL! It was chance, only chance, that led to you thwarting our pikes with your war elephants and horse archers!
...well that and catapults...
(not listening) ...undone by treachery. And anyway it wasn't really a defeat it was actually a glorious victory, we intended all along to give back that city for peace. All part of the cunning plan...
Hello. Um, hello? Tasunke?
Impi impi impi impi impi...
Excuse me?
Morkyoureyesarefullofstarsandthelaughingofgods.
...we really, really, really need us some marble. Look, I know it won't help you win, but...
Here go. Spirits tell me Commodore and Dtay were born in the black temples of Ganymede. Gotta make 'em lose.
...right.
FOOL. The Master was not born, nor does He die, He is beautiful and terrible and from a wonderful place far greater than the moons of Jupiter. Besides, the sky is actually a dome, don't let the NSA fool you.
*WHIPPY WHIP*
Holy crap man.
What?
What did you just do to your capital?
*reads from a note card* Whipping is good.
Your capital is now pitiful.
Whipping is good! It's how we show love! It's how Mindy loves me...
Let's leave that to the chatroom, HAK.
Ewwww.
Flower petals. Darkness rise. I am a god of war but also of goats.
~to be continued~

[BRickAstley]

[Krill]

100% true.

[Zed-F]

[pindicator]

Oh dear

[Thoth]

[Bobchillingworth]

[spacetyrantxenu]

Dtay, would you even whip your capital like that if it would free Brady?

[ipecac]