Welcome
to Realms Beyond Master of Orion!
We're
a community, not a clan, that are spreading across the traditional
lines of game title and who are like-minded on several key points...
... to seek challenge and fun, not simply 'high score' or 'the most
elite stuff!'
... to excel is virtue
... to look to become friends with those you play with
... to treat others with respect, whether you agree with them or
not
... to steadfastly avoid cheating
You'll find
at this site not necessarily a large volume of information, but
what is here I hope you find valuable. The focus is on quality,
not quantity. We're not interested in being a 'top site' or even
have a large 'group'. But as we discover interesting new things
about the game, we want to share that with others, especially if
it involves greater challenge. Realms Beyond people (RBD - Realms
Beyond Diablo, or now, maybe... Realms Beyond Diehards!) are
one subset of a greater "Variant" community where we use
**self-imposed** game restrictions to increase challenge, add a
nice role-playing element, and push the game to its limits. If you're
familiar at all with Diablo, you might know that a Sorcerer is fairly
easy to play, in fact at high levels he can be grossly easy. Well
try playing one who wears no magic items. That's a naked mage, and
a nice variant. Buy why stop there?? Go Beyond!!! Wear no magic
items EXCEPT cursed items!! See the player killers expression on
his face when he sees your elite gear fall to the ground, like that
Tin Ring of the Fool! You can't help but gain in skill as you learn
how to master the "Beyond Naked Mage" (BNM).
Carrying that
flavor over to MoO 3, we play not only regular games, but ones with
honorable, and variant, rules. If you want to join an RB associated
game, you do NOT have to be good. But if you're looking to learn,
have fun, and can respect others in the game with civil posts and
playing in a timely fashion, you're welcome
Still
hungry for more RB background history? Read on...
The Twisted
History of Variants according to LemmingofGlory - (which may
or may not be relatively factual)
On the first
day, the great Woody said, "Let there be nudity! No, people
would just think you died and lost your items... BEYOND Nudity!"
And the Beyond
Naked Mages sprang up from the most unsavory of objects, such as
Hyena boils and Jackal sputum. And the BNMs frolicked in Tristram
happily, though they often scared away people with their ... erm...
"special"... taste in fashion. ("Excuse me, have
you seen my Bent Staff of Disease?"... "AHH!!! *runs away*")
Life was good,
more or less. But soon people began to think, "Those BNMs are
having all the fun. Being normal sucks." And other variants
emerged, such as the dim but lovable Barbarian, the Apprentice Mage,
the five-finger-discount duo (Pirate and Thief), the elitist Snobs,
those who dote upon he whose tracks do not match (Patrons of Wirt),
and many others. And the Great Woody hosted all of these wonderful
variants in his Asylum.
And then came
the Charis. Oh, yes, the scary, scary Charis. With him he brought
a landmark variant: the Amazon! Though all was not well in the head,
for the Amazon brought with it torrents of, as described by Cyrene,
Can't Find The Boss Angst and the need for Rules Printout! Despite
these seemingly scary turns of events, they only served to further
dement the minds of those who were contained within the Asylum.
And thus the Charis began to change the landscape of variants.
He started a
site of his own to host his variants - and many did he have! Variants
sprang from the Charis like weeds from a Chia Pet! And what's more,
he playtested them all (dotted; made "official")! Official
variants were tried-and-true characters, and with so many to choose
from players were sucked into the gaping maw of the Asylum. While
many escaped, some did not...
At some point
of indeterminate time (that is, it is a time that I cannot determine
for I was not yet present as an Asylum patient), the one known only
as the King of Pain showed up. He also started a variant site of
his own, and began hosting variants there as well. Both the Charis
and the King of Pain released many excellent strategy articles and
raised the bar of gaming - not least of all with their heroic exploits
in Ironman games.
And then the
Great Woody left. He was clubbed over the head by Real Life (a most
vicious and cruel demon immune to all forms of damage!) and dragged
off into the eerie Outside World. (Oh, horrors!)
At some point
the Lemming happened to show up with his Hamster variant. Soon after
he released the Lemming and Squirrel variants, which were followed
by the Friend of Farnham and others. He hoped for his variants as
well as those by other people - at least the ones which were half-decent
- to have a home on a variant website.
And then the
Realms Beyond Diablo site was born. Charis and King of Pain together
launched it, and it is the very site which you are currently reading!
GASP! How did I know you were reading it? Perhaps psychic powers!
And you now owe me $4.99 x the number of minutes you've spent reading
this article for my expert psychic reading. Cash and credit card
accepted. Make checks payable to-
*SMACK!* OW!
Fine, fine, back to the history.
Soon afterwards
the tides of time brought a new demon: Diablo 2. It sucked the patients
of the Asylum into the illogical void in which it exists. The RBD
forum suddenly sprang to life, and the Asylum's doors clanged shut.
It was left to sit quietly, alone and abandoned. (Though some disturbed
individuals can still be found lurking around in the empty rooms...)
The RBD had
a bright goal: To host more variants than have ever been hosted
before! This goal was, shall we say, delayed as Diablo 2 tortured
its webmasters and forced them to PLAY! PLAY! PLAY! its deadly game
of Crackmonkey Roulette.
As Diablo 2
reached half a year old Lemming launched a site of his own. The
RBD was taking quite a long time in getting up its variants section,
and it only intended on hosting those variants which were dotted
in D1. Lemming's vision was broader in scope. He hosted variants
which he harvested from the backpages of the Asylum (forum), even
those which were ignored! If they were reasonably playable, they
were given a home on the Sylvan Cliffs. And so the Cliffs became
home to Lemming's variants and the Forum's Forgotten Refugees. (The
RBD also hosts Lemming's variants, and other variants which were
previously hosted on other sites.)
And so both
sites grew in size, with the RBD handling the heaviest traffic and
the Cliffs handling whatever traffic was still interested in variants
after reading the RBD. And then, out of nowhere, the Great Woody
returned!, and there was much rejoicing.
He re-opened
the Asylum at a new location and shut the doors of the old one.
Yet within a few months everything mysteriously vanished over night.
The new Asylum, the new Forum, everything. To this day nobody knows
the fate of the Woody, save Woody himself. His escape from the void
of Real Life and back to Tristram was fleeting, it seems. 'Tis believed
that he was once again reeled back into that physical world... a
world where nobody can see how many exclamation marks you use when
you scream!!
Another event
that occurred slightly before the return of Woody was the first
release of the Variant Archive, compiled by Lemming. At first it
housed all variants which were hosted on the Cliffs, yet it soon
expanded to house those on the RBD as well. And so, in its current
form, it is a downloadable tome of variant goodness that covers
the entire Diablo universe, from D1 to Hellfire to D2 to Lord of
Destruction.
Soon after,
it seemed that yet again the foul grasp of Real Life was choking
and gagging the variant community! The Charis and the King of Pain
were both simultaneously incapacitated by the Life fiend who is
all too Real, so they turned to the one of prophecy: Griselda. Working
with the team Griselda was able to help bring life back to the RBD
by taking it out back and beating the dust out of it like an old
rug. The dust, thick and o'er 6 months old, gave fierce battle!
The gaseous nature of disturbed dust was near fatal, though through
the choking smog the RBD emerged brand-new!
And now, friends,
you see the RBD as it is now: Flourishing. It grows bounded only
by the balance of site work/gaming juggled masterfully by her new
masters. And what's more, it has broadened its scope. No longer
is it merely the Realms Beyond Diablo, 'tis now... The Realms Beyond.
To seek out and explore Civilization, and boldly bring the Craft
of War where it has never gone before! (Var Trek! *rimshot*)
That is the
history of variant sites, as best Lemming knows it.
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