[Spoilers] Borsche and Johns Laugh And Grow Fat

[snood]

for a clown, that is. hahahhahahhahahahahahahahah

[agent427]

I haven't played at all because I've been too busy dodging my other pitboss responsibilities. Borsche is stuck in detox after OD'ing on burgers and they won't let him use a computer so I have to cover.
Here is our lands. It is rich in valuable resources, including lots of spices. As my man Tyler Capps would say, You Can Always Add More Spice.



I revolted into slavery. Revolting is right, we stink! ahahaha.

[agent427]

Adrien's scout got weakened by a bear attack (haha who let boak out) but I chose NOT to kill it with a warrior. Let this mark the beginning of 10,000 years of peace.

[Krill]

You should have planted a city 77 of McDonalds and called it Diabetus.

[agent427]

Those sugars, so tantalizing, and we can't eat them til Calendar...

[Borsche]

So this is where we're at right now. Something like #3 in city count, #2-3 in crop yield, #3-4 in mfg goods, so I'm doing alright. Gonna run out of room to expand soon though. I'll plant a city on C1 or C2, and then wait for the barb city to hit size 2 before capturing that. Then the rest of the cities are backfill so I've gotta go across the water. That sheep copper stone site is nice, and HAK is blocked off by mountains.

Gavangi brought over an axe (I was scouting him with an axe earlier so this is probably revenge!) I doubt he'll attack - I have 3 axes in the area, all of them are shock so he'll lose fairly easily. To be sure I retreated the workers, and moved the axe onto the forest tile. Right now we're doing Masonry, and then I'll probably drop science down to zero before pushing on Math.




This is the area to the east I'll be looking to settle. Joey will probably grab the northern stone spot, but otherwise I should be able to clean up most of the land to the south, since HAK is blocked off by that mountain range.

Maps of everyone else so far:

http://i.imgur.com/rEIiS0N.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/f6UB1qM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/y3jUTle.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xAODaeM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wVCrbhS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QlL0MxS.jpg

Gavagai ahs some pretty awful land I tell you what. Not a lot of food resources and most of what there is is a 4 food resource. It'll be tough for him to expand towards me. Either he'll put a city 2W of the horses, or 2E of the wet corn, but other than that its all plains in that direction.

[Borsche]

Since johns is gonna be the turn player while Im gone the only thing Ill say is that he sgould build a chariot. gavagai has the one axe there atm but he could have more. Other than that, the capital should regrow to size 4 or 5 before starting on another settler. capital kinda has poor commerce potential so it should be fine building settlers and workers. this settler should head to c1/c2 (my preference is c1 i guess?) and then the next settler should head across the water to that stone site. and then i guess the axemaniac should head 1N (in case more gavagai axes are headed our way). i think the barb city is probably 5 or so turns from hitting size 2

[agent427]

[agent427]

btw Commodore landed the Oracle, T77. Congrats, Commodore! Also, Axemaniac landed enough promotion for the Heroic Epic by barb smashing.

[Borsche]

So we captured the barb city? Nice. Lol at that plant btw, but he desperately needed horses (prob because I flashed axes at him earlier) but also because he has dogshit land. Not a single food at his city lol... Should probably sneak a spear build in somewhere.