Banter thread: now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

[Ellimist]

Aaaarrrrgggghhh. Our streak of bad combat rolls continues, getting one hit on a 73% attack

Thanks for sending the RNG luck to us!

I had wondered where it came from...

Our "sacrificial" units keep forgetting to die.

[Yell0w]

Keep your filthy hands from our units. We'll probably not win but we sure can take you down with us.
They say there is nothing more dangerous than a cornered animal. You ever saw a cornered human?

[DaveV]

Welcome to the fray, Yell0w! Thanks for pitching in!

[Thoth]

Keep your filthy hands from our units. We'll probably not win but we sure can take you down with us.
They say there is nothing more dangerous than a cornered animal.

Welcome aboard Yell0w.

You ever saw a cornered human?

Yep. Looked one in the mirror a few times over the last year.

Don't worry mate, we'll show you proper respect when we stop by for a friendly visit.





and BTW:

Warbaxia: We see what you did there.

[WarriorKnight]

Welcome aboard Yell0w.

Welcome.

and BTW:

Warbaxia: We see what you did there.

Warbaxia! Why didn't we think of that one earlier? We should really start making a list of these.

[DaveV]

Alas, our world is a little less crazy:



The strange thing is that he appears to have died of fright:



I'd love to know how he died without appearing in the event log .

[Ellimist]

Loki successfully fled from combat, but then died because every adjacent tile was blocked. The game handles it in a weird way.

It is odd that you don't have the "Loki has been killed!" notification, though. There's a screenshot in my thread that shows it.

(Loved the tombstone btw. I had actually forgotten about his annoying catchphrase.)

[DaveV]

I had actually forgotten about [Loki's] annoying catchphrase.

I guess everyone else is benefiting from the sequential pitboss format, and I ended being the only one that had to listen to his squawking <twitch>.

[DaveV]

Team Reddit: I'm not sure what your intentions were in leaving a scout next to my swordsman/warrior stack. So I croaked it. This is not meant to cause any bad will, but Team Obnoxious has been ably demonstrating the danger of having highly mobile units near our borders.

[Thoth]